HEY! Do you like EXPLOSIONS? PUNCHING monsters in the FACE? Firing GUNS that shoot SMALLER GUNS that EXPLODE into DEATH RAINBOWS?
Boy, do I have the game for you!
Welcome to the Borderlands, kiddos! The planet Tartarus needs Vault Hunters to hunt...uh...the Vault! They're pretty aptly named, really. They're the baddest of the bad, the coolest of the cool, the least sane of the still moderately sane people! Shoot stuff! Take their stuff! Shoot more stuff with the stuff you took! Try really hard not to die a horrible death! If you do anyway, make sure it's horribly AWESOME.
Get yourself to Tartarus, kill stuff, open the Vault, and get rich beyond your wildest dreams!
We'll be using the free
No Rest For the Wicked RPG rules, with a few tweaks because I'm like that. One player per Playbook, so we're looking at a limit of seven players. It's gonna take as much effort from the players as from me to bring the awesome, since, let me tell you this before we start, I'm gonna be saying "what do you do?" a lot. I intend to keep my posts long enough to give you something to work with, but short enough to give plenty of room to work.
That said, who's gettin' on the bus?