The Force:
Reminds me of the captain I had in my old Traveller game, whose favourite snack was choco-dipped bacon strips. :D Oh, and on one occasion he had a double-bacon choco-shake... all the goodness of bacon and chocolate in one delicious milkshake.
Yes...the ship's doctor took issue with that. ^_^
Rhijans Thanus:
Happy birthday, and I'll pass on the vegan bit. I'm a confirmed omnivore...
So, if you're a confirmed omnivore, why pass on vegan cake? ^_^
Haarmon Dak:
After all, Hemlock is totally vegan!
None of THAT in this cake! O_O