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Mits puts on some oven mits and grins impishly. She pulls the cupcakes out of the oven and answers, "The simple answer to both questions is, 'I don't know.' FBI guy made it sound super urgent, so judging from the usual speed of big paperwork stalker stuff, I'm guessing we'll be catching the badguy in our usual capacity long before we have any official legal authority. I asked legal which of the agreements was the shortest, and the answer was, 'The Coast Guard.' Of course, they also were the ones offering the fewest goodies. My first reaction was to kinda dismiss the whole idea, but legal tells me that it is in our long-term best interest to associate more closely with a public organization of some kind. So long as we're not under some kind of government umbrella, we're vulnerable to lawsuits.
"For example. Suppose ye olde bus full of children is balanced dangerously at the edge of a cliff. Then suppose Tree Man roots himself and tries to pull the bus to safety. The bumper rips off and the bus falls. Investigators discover that had he simply held the bus in place rather than pull, the kids would have escaped out the back door. The C.P. gets sued for 123 million. Our insurance only covers 7 million. Our supergroup goes bankrupt.
"But if instead we were under the umbrella of the National Guard, the government would absorb that 123 mil and we could continue our heroing. So I was thinking... What if instead we were to become our own agency? I mean, the FBI didn't exist before 1908 and they didn't have to join the Coast Guard for legitimacy. That said, I'm also thinking smaller is better. Rather than one big national department, we should have lots of little ones. Like city fire department sized. Much less potential for big, costly, screw-ups that way. And much fewer strings attached."
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