Hyrule Castle: Gilgamesh & Stickman VS Dan Hibiki & Mr. G&W.   Posted by IsshinGuru.Group: 0
Stickman
 player, 17 posts
Fri 27 Jun 2014
at 10:02
Re: Hyrule Castle: Gilgamesh & Stickman VS Dan Hibiki & Mr. G&W
Rolled: 3,23
Attack: Martial Arts! 3 * 2 = 6 Damage (Mr. Game & Watch)
Evasion: Failed



Using his short time of rest Stickman changed his attention towards these floating and "hard to ignore"- glow having triforce peaces. As far as he could tell there were currently five peaces on the stage and kept increasing in number. He had no idea what they were there for though. Curious he approached one that was nearby and tried to touch it and pick it up.

Suddenly he saw a shadow on the ground, signalling to him that something was approaching him from above. Without even turning around he span around and delivered a well timed roundhouse kick at the flying object. Kicking the hard shell of the turtle was certainly something that didn't come without pain, but he was a stickMAN not a stickwimp, so he ignored it and send the turtle back to his owner.
Peer
 GM, 41 posts
 The Silent Observer is
 always watching.
Sat 28 Jun 2014
at 10:18
Re: Hyrule Castle: Gilgamesh & Stickman VS Dan Hibiki & Mr. G&W
The Battle goes on, with our players beginning to team up on the second of the 2-D Warriors.

Triforce Pieces: ******

Gilgamesh
HP: 159
SP: 10

Stickman
HP: 73
SP: 30



Dan Hibiki
HP: 110
SP: 45

Mr. Game & Watch
HP: 52
SP: 20

Mr. Game and Watch
 NPC, 13 posts
Sat 28 Jun 2014
at 10:38
Re: Hyrule Castle: Gilgamesh & Stickman VS Dan Hibiki & Mr. G&W
Rolled 4, 32
4*4: Tiny Turtle: 16 DMG (Stickman)
Evasion Failed


It seemed the tiny turtle had taken just about enough abuse for one day. It was angry, and it wanted revenge. As his pet sailed back toward him, Mr. Game & Watch put on one of his more useful accessories: the Hardhat. While it didn't absorb all of the force carried by the flying reptile, it certainly did make him bounce, and bounce he did - Straight back at the Stickman. The turtle spun wildly as he flew, or at least as well a 2-D animal could, moving back and forth between three or four preset poses.
Dan Hibiki
 NPC, 47 posts
Sat 28 Jun 2014
at 10:44
Re: Hyrule Castle: Gilgamesh & Stickman VS Dan Hibiki & Mr. G&W
Rolled 3, 22
3*2: Medium Punch: 6 DMG (Gilgamesh)
Evasion Failed


As Dan's heavenly fist connected with the jaw of the Sword Collector, the Man looked less than impressed. "It looks like you were just hiding glass under that hood!", Dan said, further taunting the much larger man as he lashed out with another punch. Still bleeding the blood of rejuvenation from his impenetrable jaw, its perfect, undeniably flawless magnificence was only enhanced by the glow of the Triforce Pieces above, now one more in number.
Gilgamesh
 player, 279 posts
Sat 28 Jun 2014
at 11:45
Re: Hyrule Castle: Gilgamesh & Stickman VS Dan Hibiki & Mr. G&W
Rolled: 1,65
Attack: Excalipur 1 * 6 = 6 Damage (Dan Habiki)
Evasion: Failed (65 > 25)


Gilgamesh had not been expecting the tag-team swap, as Dan Habiki came soaring over and popping his jaw with his heavenly fist.  Blame it on the awesome of Dan, but Gilgamesh's next attack was jumbled, as he sliced the air with one of his many hands and opened a rift to the Void.  Reaching through the rift, Gilgamesh pulled out the mighty...

EXCALIPUR!

Gilgamesh stared at the blade, gave a shrug, and leaped away from Dan while throwing the blade tip-over-hilt, sending it soaring straight at Dan Habiki's beautiful nose.

"It seems you are lucky after all!  You survived our last meeting," Gilgamesh shouted, trying to remind Dan over the spaceship and phaser.

Edit: typos

This message was last edited by the player at 14:17, Sat 28 June 2014.

Stickman
 player, 19 posts
Sat 28 Jun 2014
at 13:35
Re: Hyrule Castle: Gilgamesh & Stickman VS Dan Hibiki & Mr. G&W
Rolled: 3,8
Attack: Martial Arts! 3 * 2 = 6 Damage (Mr. Game & Watch)
Evasion: Failed


Usually Stickman would have been able to avoid the turtle with ease, since he actually saw it approach this time. The bouncing however, made it hard to predict and the speed it was going at was beyond his own. Therefor he abandoned the idea of trying to dodge it and charged head first towards the other 2D fighter. The turtle hit the Stickman straight in the head, taking away most of the momentum of his charge. The impact was far more powerful than he had anticipated and dazed the fighter.

This made apparent that the veteran fighter was more powerful in almost every way. With the odds against him, all he could do to win was power through this fight using sheer willpower and determination. With his tactics and skills blown out of his mind all he could do was to go with the most straightforward attack he knew: Run straight at the other and return the favor with a solid punch to the face!
Manic
 GM, 766 posts
 SDKAGTILPSCBIN
 Is an acronym
Sat 28 Jun 2014
at 15:26
Re: Hyrule Castle: Gilgamesh & Stickman VS Dan Hibiki & Mr. G&W
I think Dan is just god-tier quality. This is awesome.

Triforce Pieces: ******

Gilgamesh
HP: 153
SP: 10

Stickman
HP: 57
SP: 30


Dan Hibiki
HP: 104
SP: 50

Mr. Game & Watch
HP: 46
SP: 20

Stickman
 player, 20 posts
Sat 28 Jun 2014
at 16:15
Re: Hyrule Castle: Gilgamesh & Stickman VS Dan Hibiki & Mr. G&W
Rolled: 5, 59
Attack: Weapons! 5 * 2 = 10 Damage (Mr. Game & Watch)
Evasion: Failed


Since his physical attacks seemed to do little against the superior fighter on their own, Stickman decided to rely on his weapon arsenal to enhance his attacks. Suddenly the 2D fighter pulled a yoyo out of thin air and launched it at Mr. Game & Watch, planning to strike the other with it to create some distance, before finishing it off with the glowing toy and a explosion on impact. How that worked? ... ... ... It just does! Don't question it! Hopefully a weapon that defied logic would cause a illogical win for our newbie fighter... or somehow sway fate to his favor.
Gilgamesh
 player, 281 posts
Sat 28 Jun 2014
at 18:38
Re: Hyrule Castle: Gilgamesh & Stickman VS Dan Hibiki & Mr. G&W
Rolled: 4, 55
Attack: Excalipur 4 * 6 = 24 Damage (Dan Habiki)
Evasion: Failed (55 > 25)


It was time to lay out the pain.  After having leaped backwards and throwing the Excalipur blade, Gilgamesh landed in a crouch in the middle of what may have been a ruined guard house at some point.  The sword itself, being the weak-sauce sword that it was, had vanished back into smoke and into the Void after striking Dan.  Gilgamesh had not had the chance to see if the sword had actually hit Dan's nose, which had been his primary target.

Instead, Gilgamesh had his eyes closed in concentration.  The ground began to glow red beneath where he crouched, and with a mighty roar, the Sword Collector launched himself high in the sky.  His six arms became a flurry of action, as red streaks swarmed about his body and launched radioactive shrunken at Dan.  If you listened close enough, it sounded like Gilgamesh was humming a little tune straight out of Blazing Hell, while it rained radioactive, spiky doom down upon Dan.  The floating triforce pieces almost seemed to be pulsing the word ☢CAUTION☢, but that could have been a trick of the eyes.
Dan Hibiki
 NPC, 48 posts
Sun 29 Jun 2014
at 18:38
Re: Hyrule Castle: Gilgamesh & Stickman VS Dan Hibiki & Mr. G&W
Rolled: 3, 49
Attack: Punch from the heavens: 6 damage (Gilgamesh)
Evasion Fail


Dan laughed as the attacks bounced off his impervious body.  How could one so perfectly sculpted and immaculately carved ever be harmed from something so pitiful?  What did these lesser creatures think they could do to him, a god among mere mortals?

"You are weak!  Let me show you power!"

With that shout, Dan ran at Gilgamesh and reached his fist back towards his hip.  He smiled and launched the perfect punch.  His fist was glowing, sparkling even, with angelic light.  Energy from the heavens infused his wondrous hand and fueled it with power and majesty.  The fist connected squarely with Gilgamesh's torso, creating an enormous crater in his body and soul as it destroyed flesh and armor alike.*

*Really, it was a pathetic punch that bounced off the armor...but we live in Dan's world, so this is how the story is told.
Mr. Game and Watch
 NPC, 14 posts
Sun 29 Jun 2014
at 18:40
Re: Hyrule Castle: Gilgamesh & Stickman VS Dan Hibiki & Mr. G&W
Rolled: 3, 31
Attack: Tiny Turtle: 12 Damage (Stickman)
Evasion Fail


The turtle was still on the loose and still active.  Perhaps it he did very well he could have one of his master's delicious sausages!  With ferocity that belied his diminutive size and appearance, the turtle viciously ran into Stickman over and over again.  He would win!  Then everyone would know that the ultimate creature of all is a turtle!
IsshinGuru
 GM, 688 posts
Sun 29 Jun 2014
at 18:43
Re: Hyrule Castle: Gilgamesh & Stickman VS Dan Hibiki & Mr. G&W
Posting as Dan is my favorite thing to do.  In life.  Ever.

Triforce Pieces: ******

Gilgamesh
HP: 147
SP: 10-->13

Stickman
HP: 45
SP: 30


Dan Hibiki
HP: 80
SP: 50-->55

Mr. Game & Watch
HP: 36
SP: 20

Mr. Game and Watch
 NPC, 15 posts
Sun 29 Jun 2014
at 18:46
Re: Hyrule Castle: Gilgamesh & Stickman VS Dan Hibiki & Mr. G&W
Rolled: 11, 12
Attack: #9 Hammer: 44 Damage (Stickman)
Evasion Success!


The 2-D creature was tired of fighting this inferior version.  Who would make a character look like a stick?  What a silly idea.  Real men had round heads and small bodies, with more defined feet and hands.  Obviously.

Beep!  Boop!

G&W was ready to end this match.  From the infinite confines of hammer space, he produced...a hammer!  Of the #9 variety, to be exact.  He had the rarest and strongest of all hammers at his disposal.  With more excited beeps, the two-dimensional creature 'ran' towards his opponent and swung the hammer, hard.  If it connected, it would make a glorious sound and incredibly visual display of sparks and light.
Dan Hibiki
 NPC, 49 posts
Sun 29 Jun 2014
at 18:48
Re: Hyrule Castle: Gilgamesh & Stickman VS Dan Hibiki & Mr. G&W
Rolled: 5, 71
Attack: Kick of godliness: 10 Damage (Gilgamesh)
Evasion Fail


Dan followed up his earth-shattering punch with a kick that was just as divine.  The pink-robed hero jumped into the air and extended his foot, perfectly manicured toenails pointing at his adversary.  It was time for him to feel the foot of holiness.
Stickman
 player, 22 posts
Sun 29 Jun 2014
at 19:15
Re: Hyrule Castle: Gilgamesh & Stickman VS Dan Hibiki & Mr. G&W
Rolled: 2,74
Attack: "Is that really a attack?" : 2 * 2 = 4 Damage (Mr. Game & Watch)
Evasion: Failed


Stickman couldn't say why, but his movements were immediately stopped as he faced THE HAMMER. Perhaps he was paralyzed by it's glory or maybe he was aware of it's true might and was struck by fear. What ever the case, his lack of movements allowed Mr. Game & Watch to hit his mark, literally blowing the 2D fighter away, before he could even think of a counter. Sailing high in the air for a while gravity eventually caught up to him as he was pulled back to the ground, crashing into underground ruins of the castle.

A part of the old building fell right on top of him, burying him in rubble and dust. Even after the blow, even with all odds against him, the warrior refused to give up as suddenly a straight black line shot out of the rubble. Slowly, but steady he managed to dig himself out. If he had to be honest, he would have never thought that he would survive the mighty blow. Perhaps a small part of Dan's awesomeness had rubbed off on him?

Now seperated from the others and his opponent believing that he was down the count, it would be his chance to start a counter. All he could do now was gather all of his remaining strength and wait for the right moment to strike. This wasn't over yet.
Gilgamesh
 player, 283 posts
Sun 29 Jun 2014
at 19:38
Re: Hyrule Castle: Gilgamesh & Stickman VS Dan Hibiki & Mr. G&W
Rolled: 5, 4
Attack: Genji Katana: 5*6 = 30 (Dan Habiki)
Evasion: Success (4 < 25)


Gilgamesh was starting to regain the rhythm of his opponent.  After throwing the Blazing Hell shurikens, Gilgamesh finally fell from the sky and landed with a loud CRUNCH!  The ruins around him cracked and formed a small crater that contained him and Dan Habiki.  Surprisingly, Dan had survived the radioactive barrage and had the audacity to punch his armor, up close and person, with a THUNK!  Gilgamesh looked down, seeing the glamour in Dan's eyes, and only shook his head.  Using two hands, the Sword Collector withdrew the sinister Genji Katana, a smoky trail leaving the scabbard with it.  With a flick of his write, Gilgamesh side stepped the kick and used the flat of the blade to smack Dan upside the head.

This message was last edited by the player at 19:39, Sun 29 June 2014.

IsshinGuru
 GM, 690 posts
Sun 29 Jun 2014
at 22:56
Re: Hyrule Castle: Gilgamesh & Stickman VS Dan Hibiki & Mr. G&W
Sure have collected a lot of those pieces...

Triforce Pieces: *******

Gilgamesh
HP: 137
SP: 16-->19

Stickman
HP: 1
SP: 30


Dan Hibiki
HP: 50
SP: 55-->60

Mr. Game & Watch
HP: 36
SP: 20

Gilgamesh
 player, 285 posts
Sun 29 Jun 2014
at 23:11
Re: Hyrule Castle: Gilgamesh & Stickman VS Dan Hibiki & Mr. G&W
Rolled: 2, 67
Attack: Dual Wield: 2*6 = 12 (Dan Habiki)
Evasion: Failure (67 > 25)


The Sword Collector did not stop with just his Genji Katana assault however.  As he finished whacking Dan upside the head with the blade, he then spun in a circle.  His cape flapped outward as he sheathed the Genji Katana and then drew out another pair of blades.  These were just normal swords he had picked up in his travels, but by spinning in a circle and tossing the blades back and forth between all his hands, he made himself appear as a spinning porcupine of sorts.  If porcupines had swords for spines and wore tattered red capes.

"Slice and dice!"

This message was last edited by the player at 23:11, Sun 29 June 2014.

Stickman
 player, 27 posts
Fri 4 Jul 2014
at 01:31
Re: Hyrule Castle: Gilgamesh & Stickman VS Dan Hibiki & Mr. G&W
Rolled: 2,19
Attack: "Is that really an attack?" : 2 * 2 = 4 Damage (Mr. Game & Watch)
Evasion: Failed


Tired, weak, beaten... the black fighter could hardly move, but simply refused to give up. Slowly but steadily he managed to find his way out of the ruins he had fallen into. His problem however, remained.

How was he supposed to defeat his enemy without any strength left in his body? Gilgamesh was still fighting with all his might, so the best bet to be victorious was to inflict as much damage as he could and let the veteran finish the fight.

Picking up a random rock, Stickman threw it with all his might, aiming at the hammer user. It was nothing compared to what he was hit with, but every bit counted... or at least he wanted to believe that.
Mr. Game and Watch
 NPC, 16 posts
Sat 5 Jul 2014
at 16:04
Re: Hyrule Castle: Gilgamesh & Stickman VS Dan Hibiki & Mr. G&W
Rolled: 2, 9
Attack: Burnt Sausage: 8 damage
Evasion Success!


Mr. G&W easily saw the telegraphed attack and moved to the side, making himself a thin line.  Very hard to hit.  The stick whistled by him and he chuckled to himself, which was really just a bunch of beeps.  But same thing.

With a total lack of effort and interest, the tiny 2-D man again started cooking more of his famous sausages.  This time, he burnt one on purpose.  He wanted Stickman to suffer from having bad food.  It was the worst.  When the sausage was sufficiently charred, he tossed it at his opponent with a flick of his hand.
Dan Hibiki
 NPC, 50 posts
Sat 5 Jul 2014
at 16:06
Re: Hyrule Castle: Gilgamesh & Stickman VS Dan Hibiki & Mr. G&W
Rolled 3, 29
Attack: 6 damage of an amazing punch
Evasion Fail


Dan scoffed at the sword slashes.  Were those supposed to hurt?  Really?  Ha!  He was invincible!

The pink-robed man rushed at Gilgamesh, stuck a pose, combed his hair, flossed his teeth (dental hygiene is important, children) and read a light novel before arriving at Gilgamesh's feet.  With another laugh, he punched at his opponent's leg, knowing that he would shatter his bones and render Gilgamesh a cripple for the rest of his life.
IsshinGuru
 GM, 705 posts
Sat 5 Jul 2014
at 16:08
Re: Hyrule Castle: Gilgamesh & Stickman VS Dan Hibiki & Mr. G&W
Stickman's ability kicks in!

Passive Abilities: "Just draw him again!"
Cost: All remaining SP

Description: You have literally beaten the color out of this mighty warrior. Congratulations! Now can you do it twice? Revive the Stickman with X HP.  X = 10% max. HP + 50% used SP

He recovers 12+15 = 27 HP

Triforce Pieces: *******

Gilgamesh
HP: 131
SP: 19-->22

Stickman
HP: 27
SP: 0->3


Dan Hibiki
HP: 38
SP: 60-->65

Mr. Game & Watch
HP: 36
SP: 20

Dan Hibiki
 NPC, 51 posts
Sat 5 Jul 2014
at 16:10
Re: Hyrule Castle: Gilgamesh & Stickman VS Dan Hibiki & Mr. G&W
Rolled: 4, 14
Attack: 8 Damage from an amazing punch
Evasion Fail


Dan continued to punch his adversary; this time he was aiming for the other leg.  If he could take out both legs, then Gilgamesh could never flee!  Victory would be his!  He was so brilliant.  And handsome.  And well...perfect.  To be Dan.
Mr. Game and Watch
 NPC, 17 posts
Sat 5 Jul 2014
at 16:13
Re: Hyrule Castle: Gilgamesh & Stickman VS Dan Hibiki & Mr. G&W
Rolled: 1, 61
Attack: Sausage: 4 Damage (to Gilgamesh)
Evasion Fail


Mr. G&W shook his head as the Stickman fell to the ground, unmoving.  He knew that the pathetic creature was no more than a poor copy.  He had soundly defeated it.

The 2-D man looked over at the other battle.  He really didn't want to get involved, seeing as he hated Dan with a passion.  But the sooner the fight was over, the sooner he could go home...so he tossed one of his decent sausages at Gilgamesh.  He hoped it would slow him down so that he could defeat the massive man.
Stickman
 player, 29 posts
Sat 5 Jul 2014
at 20:03
Re: Hyrule Castle: Gilgamesh & Stickman VS Dan Hibiki & Mr. G&W
Rolled: 5,48
Attack: Weapons! : 5 * 2 = 10 Damage
Evasion: Failed


After everything he had taken, Stickman finally reached his limit and remained on the ground. Not able to move a single one of his drawn limbs it seemed like it was the end of the road for him in this battle. Out of nowhere he could hear a voice in his head.

"Well that was anticlimactic. Beaten by a sausage. We can't have that now, can we?" Suddenly it started to rain on the spot Stickman was laying on. However it would soon become apparent that it was no ordinary rain. The sky didn't seem to have changed at all and strangely enough it only rained down on Stickman. Each drop was as black as the fighter himself. In fact, it didn't seem like the liquid was water, no it looked more like.. ink?

As the amount of ink increased the rain soon stopped while the liquid began to whirl around, forming a small vortex around Stickman as it seemed like the warrior was absorbing it. The vortex rose higher and higher, slowly revealing the legs, chest, arms and finally the head of the once again standing fighter. Raising one of his arms, the remaining ink gathered in it, forming a pitch black katana.

Stickman slowly lowered his blade until it was pointing at Mr. Game & Watch. Moving faster than sound, the black swordsman suddenly vanished, before he reappeared beside Gilgamesh, sheathing the katana, before multiple slashes rained down on the opposing 2D fighter. Even with new found strength, Stickman was certain of the outcome of the battle between the two 2D fighters.

Another one of his famous speech bubbles appeared above his head. " Gilgamesh. Compared to him I am but a newborn child. I may be able to distract him a little while longer, but it does not seem like I am able to finish him off on my own." was written on it, while Stickman pointed at Mr. Game & Watch.