Re: Phandir 19
Novo brightens at the question.
"Well...I am glad that you asked! I myself was wondering the same thing...and if you'll allow me to expostulate...I can get to the heart of the matter.
"I was sent--well, sent perhaps is not the right word--we go where the events occur, whether we are told or not--I was sent deep into the dangerous--" Looks around, keeping an eye out for any lovely ladies who may be listening--"extremely dangerous territories of the Beastmen. The Plains of Golarin--meteorologically fascinating, by any account. There is a place there, the Watchstone, a holy place, as I understand it, to the Aamanians. Anyway, it affords an expansive view of the whole of the Plains. And--here's the best part, obviously--it is very high up in the air."
He gestures, slightly, with the 10' rod in his hand, "This is a lightning quantifier. Quantifies lightning. Well...of course, it has a tendency to encourage lightning to strike. Black lightning as well. By far...one of the most fascinating bits of arcano-meteorological phenomena there be. By far!"
He rambles. Often. Especially when he's talking about his favorite subject.
"Black lightning is fond of elevation. Hence, the Watchstone! Perfect! I know--I hear your thoughts on the matter--so you can imagine my ineffable joy when the dark cloud approached. And my unalterable bliss when--yes, of all things!--the Black Wind blew forth. Imagine the confluence! The arcane conjunction was electric! I set myself, planted the rod--this rod--and waited. Observed, whilst Scamandros here held firm beneath me (he's quite used to the demands of my profession). Made my notes--in my head, of course--my hands were thus occupied--and the cloud blotted out the sky--and the foul Black Wind swallowed the air--I was dying, I'm sure of it--but what a way to go out! I felt the heat--and the chill--simultaneously--the arcano-electric flow was fierce!
"Then it struck!
"My brief but legendary career flashed before my eyes.
"And lo!...I was...here. Just like that!"
And all of a sudden, Novo appears as if he's going to faint. He bobbles in his saddle.
"A banquet of celebration, you say? Celebrating what? Perhaps a glass of wine would be in order, if I may. All the moisture appears to have been sucked from my body..."