Re: 1372: The Year of Wild Magic: Day 244-246
"I doubt the dragon would attack a city. Far too many guards compared to a hive of scum and villainy like a mercenary camp. Although, now that I say it out loud, it's possible I'm a bit biased against kidnappers, slavers, and traffickers."
She pauses for a second before shaking her head. "Nope, they all deserve to choke to death. Or burn, or freeze ... whatever the dragon brings to the party."
But her grim expression quickly turns to a smile when he compliments Shannon. "This is Shannon, my third heart. Don't take it personally, she's my familiar and I still she's still deciding if she likes me.
As for Roen, I think we're all going to end up on posters. We've given Centauri a wedgie, a swirly, and boxed his ears. He's a might upset with us. And, while I swear we have no intention of harming him directly, when we're done with him his criminal cohorts might just do it for us. In the meantime, the bounty hunters had better hope they face a dragon compared to what I'll do to them."
She leans over and gently scritches Shannon's head. "Isn't that right, princess? Mommy isn't someone you want to cross if you enjoy having your personal appendages attached in the same places they were in when you were born. Have you ever seen a dickcorn? It's hilarious. All you need is a sharp knife, a needle, and some thread. And the magic words Sliceo Changeo!"