A Bard's Tale
Chessnut says, "So there I was, at the base of Lookout Mountain. We were a full team; a fighter, a cleric, a wizard, a rogue, and myself. Our stuff started going missing, so naturally, people started looking through my stuff to see if I had taken their stuff. But, of course, they found nothing more than my own stuff. But we soon found footprints, followed 'em, and found the culprits. A whole encampment of undead goblins. You with me so far?"
Chessnut sips from his water. Once it is confirmed Joe and Grabthar are following the story, Chessnut continues, "Well the thing is, these undead were intelligent. They could hold conversations and seemed to be celebrating the gathering of random nick-naks. When we confronted them, they begged us forgiveness, saying that they only steal nick-naks in order to appease their god so that they are granted the ability to not crave the flesh of the living."