Falls River
One of the bandits cheerfully counters Mitts' comment on ale, "It's all about perspective, isn't it? Nobody actually swallows the food you see nicely prepared on a plate; they swallow the chewed-up, saliva-covered version of it!"
Meanwhile, Bridget seems reassured that Mittens was purposefully lying in front of the bandits.
The bandits don't get drunk, though. Joe only offered ONE round of ale. The bandits enjoy it, enjoy conversation, are slightly rowdy, but not to where they get thrown out, and then they leave. Bidding fairwell to the PCs, of course. They make flirty farewells to Mittens (but seem smart enough to NOT slap her on the butt or anything), and buddy farewells to Joe (such as a slap on the shoulder, forearm handshake, etc).
But eventually, they all disappear into the woods again.