Re: D&D: Generations
As one of those who's in it for the adventure and not the gold, Mits smiles and rolls her eyes at the severe arg over people who don't pay their tabs.
"My friends! Think of it as a game of whack-a-mole. Whenever a mole pops out of the ground to say, 'I shan't pay! Begone!' Then you can bop 'em on the head! Super fun!
"And as Morthos suggested, there's other fun options too. When she was a child, Mittens was promised a pie for dealing with the rats at the mill. All day she toiled, but eventually the sack o' rats was so big, Mittens' little hands could barely drag it to the mean ole' Miller's bakery as proof of her deed.
"'I made no such promise, you dishonest child! Begone!' Mr. Miller said. Mittens answered, 'Oh? Then you can have your rats back!' And there, with his customers witnessing, she dumped the sack, and the rats scattered, causing such an uproar as has never before been witnessed there! He snatched up a staff and chased Mittens, but she was too fast! Dad saw this and knocked him out! From then on, his new name was Ratface Bentnose in town. Mittens so enjoys whack-a-mole! The price to play is worth it."
Mits smiles at Arowyn. "Thankies! And perhaps you shall the reason that the new noble hero, Henry, learned such respect for nature that when the Greatwyrm Malignus threatened to light the forest on fire, the hero offered up his entire fortune to gather together such an army of dragon-slayers as has never been assembled before to defend the woods!"
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