Re: Heroes Guild Log 19
"I disagree with the lady," Mittens says, "I think they're far from being heroes. They're villains through and through. Even worse than the evil god cult they're so quick to accuse Antionette of associating with. Because not only are the evil god cult members NOT running around killing ambassadors willy-nilly, they also don't masquerade as heroes and give real heroes a bad rep by doing so.
"I think hanging and beheading too good for 'em. They should be tied to a post so all the real heroes can throw rotten tomatoes at them! Then they should be planted neck deep in the ground and mocked with taunts like, 'Look! Your face is red and your in the ground and your surrounded by tomatoes, so obviously you're a tomato!' Then we should bring in some fertilizer..."
"Thanks, Terdisas," Lucky interrupts, "As for the ambushers... Maybe I'm a little calloused about murderous ambushes, but I don't feel that strongly about their attack. I trust Antionette. She's a prophetess. If she says they'll do good in the future and not evil, I believe her. I'm glad I'm not the one who'll be passing judgment on them either way."