So there's this neutral space station that people gather at. It's your standard trade hub, cutting most trade routes in half by meeting at the center, between multiple worlds. As such, it's prosperous and has the whole "shining tech city" look to it. It has an inner and outer city. The inner city is a lot like Babylon 5 / Sigil. Doughnut inside shape. The outer city is the opposite, but has a view of space instead of your neighbors being on the ceiling.

Angel is here today, conducting trade with some Grenu (Remember Shinhi from BESM? That race). But at the moment, she is in a monorail on the way to said business.

Listening to his music and staring into space is Kevin the teenage goat.  He's got his skateboard resting on his lap, and he's tapping his hands on it and nodding his head to the music.

  Kevin clearly isn't Xtreeeeeme! enough, otherwise he would be grinding on the rail.  Of course who is Joe to talk, he's riding a monorail despite owning a ship... Hey, parking was cheaper on the other end of the rail alright!?... Or something.

The black bunny gets plenty of stares and "this is me NOT staring" reactions in the monorail. But the monorail comes to a sudden stop. Angel looks around like anyone would. Enter the terrorists. Bunch of black-suited guys who are strapped with bombs. They aren't saying "alalalalalala" or anything, but close enough. "So. Angel Bard decided to come on this trip. Well, Angel, come with us and we won't detonate. Refuse and these people get to die *with* you."

The color brown was getting a bad rep, so the narrator used the Maverick/Bridget color dark blue. Angel has her hands in the air. "I'll come with. No need to get hostile to those uninvolved."

"Woooaah, hahah!" Kevin says, pulling his earbuds, "Is this like, for real?  Or am I like, on candid camera or something, haha.  Dude, either way this is like, totally radical!  Hey Angel lady!  Thanks for doing what they say!  They'd have like, shot someone to make an example or something, hahah!  But ya know they're gunna try and blow us up in the end anyway, right?  Hahahah!

  Kyle and fletch totally approve of brown, and apparently so does Kevin.  Joe would be annoyed with Kevin if it wasn't for the fact he was thinking exactly the same thing regarding the 'blown up anyways' possibilities.  "At least they aren't already on fire like last time." he mutters... don't ask, even we're not sure of the details there.

The terrifying terrorists say, "Silence! I kill you!" to which Angel says, "Give them a break... they're nervous.." and she gets grabbed and bound. The terrorists then make their way to the hovercraft that is parked beside the monorail. "Have a safe trip, losers!"

Yes. This is a "rescue the uber bunny" mission. Imagine that.

Kevin blink-blinks at the lack of parting bomb-toss.

"Woah!" he says, "I'm totally like, still alive or something, hahah!  This has gotta be candid camera, then, hah.  I'm totally calling the cops anyhow, hahahahah!"

He calls the authorities!  If he's somehow able, he gives chase to the badguys to see the big reveal of 'Smile!  You're on Candid Camera!'

  Gets off the opposite end of the cars door... This may mean he's on the wrong side of the rail actually.  If Joe's conscience had a face, he would punch it.  In the face.  Okay, there's a 'bunch' of bomb wearing jerks.  Even if they went off when they were killed of they were particularly trigger happy, you could splode them away from populated sections just fine.  Angel's a space pirate queen what's the loss?... Oh, right, the loss is being an big fat asshole.

  Keven is sorta kinda right about Candid Camera, Joe sorta counts there.  Though his audio recording options are less than spy mike quality there.

Angel wonders what manner of naive this goat is, but isn't exactly in a position to stop the guy. In fact, the bad guys apply some chloroform-covered handkerchief to Angel's nose and knock her out.

Soon, the bunch is on board their craft with Angel. But then, now so are Kevin and Joe ON the craft unbeknownst to the crew. They don't suspect a thing. What kind of CRAZY would go after them here? The approaching cops, though, they expected.

Irony: Kevin calling the cops, while a good idea, means the cops do not open fire due to the very same goat now being in the line of fire.

Adding insult to injury, the craft is now far from the stopped monorail. So the only way off the ship is down. As in 1,000 feet down.

"Woooah, hahah," Kevin says, admiring the inside of kidnapper ship, "They like, totally went all out with the set, hah.  With a budget like that, I wonder if they like, offer some kind of compensation to people they pull pranks on.  That'd be like, awesome!  I could like, totally use some extra moolah, hahah!"