"You guys are so weak, you don't even rank above a cantrip. Oh! Heheh..."
She puts her hands to her mouth to make a fart sound.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqcCVHB6dyY
Lasers shoot out from the statue's butt, burning the legionaries and downing the confligrant!
"Can Trip. Teehee."
“Death to the interlopers!” shouts the lead giant as three of
the dark-skinned brutes lumber toward you. Next to them
is another of the metallic panther creatures you faced when
you last fought these giants.
Perception Check
DC 26:
Four flickering, crystalline shards orbit each of
the giants at a distance of a few feet.
<Deep Speech>"Buh Blah! Hehe."
A creepy cycloptic aberration all spikes, teeth, and claws hops into the room! Then another one hops in, trying to look even more menacing.
<Deep Speech>"Aaaaaughibbrgubugbugrguburgle! He he heh."