Well, there is this little settlement just begging to be razed to the ground...  Just distract the paladin for a bit.  :)

Hey, Paladin! Look!  A burning settlement!

...agh.  Sorry, it was the most distracting thing I saw.

ROFL x 2 !

Undoubtedly a conflagration of sufficient size would guide the missing child back to the loving embrace of its parents and the smouldering ashes of its former home.  I'll get the tinderbox.
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Catchup post...ugh.

That cracked me up.  Such a genteel way to say it!

:)  I aim to amuse!

I aim to kill !  :P

More on flying carts cars !  Got to be a good sign that they're starting to worry about traffic control. :>

https://www.abc.net.au/news/20...three-years/12599544

In reply to Aarnr Foultongue (msg # 843):

Excellent!  :)  I look forward to seeing traffic cops on speeder bikes.  :D
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Especially since the beasts are magnificent gold furred celestial creatures, likely akin to golden retrievers... everybody would need to make Will saves (DC=35) or stop working and stroke them.

The Cat Game returns...  =^_^=

Fails Will save to stop working and go give them scritches

Had a stupidly busy week, and have been really tired.  Will try to catch up here over the weekend, once I've had some rest.

But that Mending thing, still just once a day?  I don't suppose Zadastha can make exceptions for groups that had to climb down into cramped underground caves to rescue little girls? grin

(I'm still calling her a little girl.  I don't care if she's half again as tall as Erista.)

Sadly, mending doesn't work so hot on necks.  Might need more than Cure Moderate for that.

CMW would do it.  Just slowly...

Okay... slight disaster.  Been off work sick all week... got tested, and it turns out I've got me a case of the covids.  Doesn't seem like more than a particularly heavy cold for the moment, but I'm following the doctor's advice - staying home, resting, and drinking plenty of tea.  Probably too much tea.

Also fielding questions from the boss at work, who rings up at least once or twice a day to check that I'm taking it easy.  I'm one of three people at work who caught it, all at the same time.  So I'm glad I'm off - sound all-together too stressful at work just now, with three out of the four most experienced staff off sick, leaving just one in work, with three part-time teenage temps.

Posting... may be a tad sporadic for a little while.  Take care, my friends.

Oh dear!!  Rest well and be OK, please.

Oh dear, oh dear ... yes, please rest up and take very good care of yourself ! :<

Aarnr will yell loudly at Bowbe until you get better.  Sorted.

Oh my god!  I"m so sorry - I hope it turns out as best it possibly can!

Please take care of yourself.

Eyes the GM suspiciously

What's with all this posting?  You're supposed to be resting!

In reply to Erista (msg # 856):

Yes mom.

That's not scary at all !

At least the cat's getting fed ...


Ah well, seasonal felicitations to one and all !  :>

The cat looks safely distracted by that sash.

I hope everyone is having a good holiday season!  How are you doing, DM?