Hmm... So where should I put the couch?

May I suggest over there...

*Points to the right*

See anything good there on the right?

there's a nice pond

one can sit on couch and feed the fishies :)

Ah yes. These fish are for good luck.

ooooh?

do they have any names?

I wish I could. It is hard to name them since they all look a like.

then you call them all charlieeeeee

*Gets out angel-wings an grins*

(and if anyone gets the reference, I'll be impressed)

Nooo.... They might fly away... XD

buh...

buh, they'd be so cuuute

*Crawls over to pond and starts strapping angel-wings on fishies anyway*

   Instead of that saying "when pigs fly." How about "when fish can fly." XD

*helps Aunt Sue*

*Cuddles her niecy*

but then of course love, there is fly-fish

I know there are flying fish... They're are remarkable. Just like flying squirrels. Anything [possible] in nature. Even something messed up like a mammal laying eggs with a duck's bill and poison claws is possible.
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Mother nature is obviously awesome

I wonder why humans can't accept that?

also, our flying fish will look much prettier than the real flying fish :)

I hope the fish are okay with the angel wings.

of course they are, when have you ever heard of anything angelic that hurts anything else?

I guess. It is okay. Don't forget the halos too.

Halo?  Like the game?  Those halos hurt, but its a good hurt so that doesn't really count as a real hurt.

I hear Master Chief does not get hurt. XD

The guy fell from orbit and walked away from it with nary a scratch.  Yeah, I think that he doesn't get hurt.

He's more like immortal.

You never do see his face so it could be an imposter or maybe a stunt double.

Oh my goodness, good point!

Or! It could be a dummy.

Reminds me of Scud: The Disposable Assassin. XD

dobedobe doo?

In reply to CuteSue (msg # 25):

Doo waaaaaaaa......

do doo tooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaa

I suddenly want a Mentos.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_KsOnyuCGA

she looks so familiar...

who is she?

I only know her from the commercial, but she might have done other stuff since.

yeah, people in commercials either become actresses or then they stay in commercials forever

FOREVER.....

*grins*  being on only commercials isn't a horrible way to make a living, though it's probably a bit stressful.

well, some people in commercials get uber popular

like that one dude in that one soap commercial

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykVbfgUE

Yes, that guy's commercials were hilarious.    I'm afraid, though, that he might just be a flash in the pan.   He hadn't done anything else yet, so he might not ever get popular for anything else.

(unless that was him on that show about the news network?   Hmmmmm)

dude, he's internet famous, does he need anything else?

I'll admit that they're more famous than I'll ever be, but if you want to be an actual professional actor, then being famous for a commerical and nothing else is like getting a brand new car that has no engine.
It looks good, but you can't go anywhere else.

hmmm

then one steals the engine and goes anyway

*laughs*   You must be a better thief, and mechanic, than I am.

I wouldn't know...

I'm just awesome, you?

I'm only semi-awesome.   This is an off day.  :)

oh noes

*hugs*

have a cookie

*hands cookie*

*eats cookie*   nom nom nom....


Hey!  Now I'm awesome!!!  Good cookie!

yay

I can bake good cookies too

You're the perfect woman.

nah

just odd

*grins*  But I like odd.  Women who aren't odd are imperfect.

so...

I aim to be odd, this makes me.. oddball?

Or an oddcube.  Or an oddbox.  Or an odd-dodecahedron.   Anything is fine.

*bounces around*

but.... I don't wanna be a fine...

You could be charitable donation?

oooooooh

to which cause?

"Cause and Effect"?

oh

so I can cause whatever effect I can?

*Causes chaos*

Madam...we expect nothing less from you.   :)

ooooooooooooooooh

Can I have many minions?

In reply to CuteSue (msg # 55):

Sure!   I'll send you a catalogue.

no need

just send me 5 of each, and 45 oompa loompas

will be perfect target-practice

You might want to be careful blowing up Oompa Loompas.  You can never really get the stains out of the floor.

buh...

*Looks really disappointed*

I can send them to Jersey?

Yes, but then you never get the smell of Jersey out of the Oompa Loompas

But, I wouldn't go get them...

I'd curse them to stay in that place, foreveeeeeer

*grins*  New Jersey has some nice areas, believe it or not.   It's just that those areas won't let Reality TV crews film there.

I've been to a better place in New Jersey

I know they exist...

But I said Jersey, not New Jersey

Oh, sorry, I guess I presumed wrong.

Which Jersey?

The Jersey

or maybe I should say pullover... shirt?

You were going to send the Oompa Loompas to a shirt?

something like that

They'd be marvelous shirts no?

Nah....too greasy and loudly colored.

hmmm...

and here I thought douchebags loved loud colored shirts...

also, the word sweater, it annoys me

sweat is icky, to sweat, a person that is a sweater...

so, is a sweater a shirt that is meant to absorb sweat?

*grins*   I think it depends on the kind of douchebag.
(unless you're accusing me of being a douchbag?)


And I understand about the word sweater.  It's one of those words that doesn't seem very well thought out, and perhaps named by someone who also didn't like them.

I only accuse people I see on the beach for douchebags, especially if they're behaving as such...

few douchbags hang online

I like commenting on words thought, so one never knows, maybe it was a nice word at some point

In reply to CuteSue (msg # 71):

True, I suppose the annoying people online have another name besides douchebag, though I've seen it fit on occasion.

He originally intended meaning of the word was fairly normal,  but people always get uncomfortable around bodily functions, so using it as an insult works to make them more so.

uncomfortable around bodily functions?

a in what, men can't handle hearing about how much or little a woman's period was, or how odd or.. details like this?

makes people uncomfortable...?

and still men think a picture of their penis is the best compliment they can pay a woman... (Which isn't true btw)

In reply to CuteSue (msg # 73):

*chuckles*   I've yet to meet the woman who's impressed by the "text-wang".

It's part of the religious teaching that saturated far to much if America that bodily functions, especially female ones, were never to be discussed in "polite society".   It's better now than it used to be in my parent's time, but it lingers on.

Yeah, I've heard about the ridiculous american way of never using the right words for penis or vagina...

and the even more ridiculous system, of the fact that beautiful women doesn't use the toilet, or fart.. or whats up with that?

Ladies are like men, but has more manners, but they make it like ladies never have to take a shit?

Yes, I blame the Puritans.   We had a very long period, which is still kind of going on, where the "Moral Christian Majority" decided what was right and wrong, and encouraged ladies to be perfect and virtuous and encouraged people not to talk about personal matters, especially bodily functions.   It's one of the reasons that fart and toilet jokes are so popular, due to the long standing taboo against them.
(yes, kind of ironic, but very normal)

We have been taught to be ashamed of our bodies and bodily functions by groups in power (or who are just very loud) who believe it's sinful.

I remember watching a documentary on human sexuality and it stated that Victorian era traditions have made most of the West into prudes.  It was contrasting western practices and taboos to those in asia.

Gawd...I feel like such a nerd sometimes.

did you know that in the fifties, they solved 'hysterics' by having a doctor give them orgasms?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_hysteria

But yes, no one is a nerd, one is just curious

or well, if one has to be a nerd, I iz happy one is :)

The more about the fifties I hear the more it sounds like a terrible time to be alive.

well, isn't it better to be happy we were born a little later, after the 70s revolution, to be more exact :)

I liked the old time hippies

:) they were cool

*laughs*   Yes, I've been told that the 50s was 'the golden age' of America, as long as you were a white, straight man, preferably with lots of money.
(or some other kind of person who thought white straight men should be in charge).

But I presume that in thirty years, they'll look back on our present as 'a prudish time'.

I am glad, though, that sexual and other societal attitudes get more relaxed and liberal all the time.

shall we say, it is good it gets more liberal

but I want one rule to stay, never a age mixed sexual relation ship as in one so much younger they still in kindergarden...

cause that is and should always stay a crime

same sex relationshp and marriage, no problem, I don't even understand why people are so against it?

Love is and will always be love (Except when a child, they do understand love, but not the other part of a relationship)

Yes.  My rule is: As long as it's Consenting Adults,  it should be good.

I'm also good with keeping the age of consent at about eighteen.  Not enough kids are ready for it, even at 17 or 16, especially if some horny adult gets involved.