And now I am not.

Off to Melbourne for a gaming convention. See you next week.

Vibro... feel free to use my lizardlike body in my absence.

Have a good time lizard dude

Hey Crossdude, feel free to join in the fun ingame.

I'd been reading it but there wasn't time to pipe in between my realising we're not going to get anything from the tortured captive and your quick decent into insanity. WTF were you thinking with your in game suicide? Sick of playing sonic Suzie?

Hey Mr GM, I don't know how to roll for unloading a full clip rather than aimed shots so have only recorded a single shot at this point. I'll overlook for now the consequences of unloading a full clip while a buddy is forward of the barrel, sorry Vibe's but self preservation counts as a valid motive sometimes.

Crossfire, did you fail to read that Vibro was being used as a human shield?

I didn't fail to read the post, I failed to think of a clever alternative to violence so that's what ensued.

Someone holding a hostage doesn't slice a jugular, the later act is an open invitation to warfare in my characters opinion.

Sorry to be a simple man, but I'm a simple man, with simple, and oft times problematic solutions.

Simple people should not carry firearms.

Consider yourself lucky I hadn't set up the situation to allow Crossfires inventory to include grenades - yet

Ohhh... ohhh... I want a grenade.  Monkeys shouldn't have grenades... but a lizard like me should have one ;-)

On a side note Katya described a noisy black American as a monkey... because that is just fine in Russia... a little re-education ensued.

Wow, hope you educated her real good. Dangerous words... Let her try that in the US.

No no... no.  Not recommended to let her try that in the U.S.

Unless you're not keen on her.   Hadn't really accounted for that, in which case... stand aside and pretend you don't know her.

It was in the US.. but it was in our hotel room... so nobody but me to beat her up for the indiscretion.

Of course even here in Australia it would not be viewed harshly to call your kid a cheeky monkey... or just a monkey...

It is only when they are black that you can't say it.

So when we use the words "She" about this beastie... is it currently in a female cycle of pregnancy, giving birth and nurturing...

Or is it that rarity on my world a creature with a single defined gender?

Because if this beastie is pregnant that could make for lots of extra issues.

A very good question.

Well I'm thinking my character at least knows if this species has a 'defined' gender...

Make a knowledge roll, find out. What do you have on the area in question?

I got a 37 on homeworld zoology...

Enough I think if it is a general knowledge question I am asking.

It makes humans a lot less interesting if we have single gender species where I come from...
This message was last edited by the player at 02:24, Thu 30 Jan 2014.

What's your Education skill %. Base is Int×2.
How much were you paying attention in Biology class?

58%.

I'm not asking to know where it's spleen is.  Only if its species has boys and girls... which is pretty unique really.... who knew there would be ap lanet where that was normal.

All of my race pay attention in class. The teacher eating the first few pupils who do not makes sure you pay attention at least till you have a fighting chance of eating them back.

That's the Catholic Lizard education system for you. All the poor kids that have to go around with no tails - young lizard life is tough.

Just so you know, you and your specific kind are dual gender, or at least non-specific. Very complicated, has a lot to do with noses and fingers.

The big girl however...

Say something...
This message was last edited by the player at 13:35, Thu 30 Jan 2014.

I did say something.

I said something too...

sorry y'all, gotta post tomorrow. Too tired, worn out from the heat with no AC.

Why no AC, you trying to toughen up or something?

44 Celsius (111F) with no AC is nuts