22:43, Today: Vibro rolled 31 using 1d100. impersonation 98%.

"Hello this is Crossfire, you can't see me as I'm invisible. I shoot at something random but miss."

Well played.

Okay, moving on then. Who's next?

That'd be you ....

On Crossfire's behalf I am labelling you both CUNTS.

Besides... it isn't something random... it is normally something on our side or innocent.

You bloody cunts.

I'm a little pissed and this all just seams so funny.

Ok I'll bite, funnily enough I pull the fucking trigger and I don't care if it's a valid target or Vribro in front of the barrel.

This group is disfunctional

That's OK Crossfire, I forgive you for shooting me, the fact you hit confirms it wasn't intentional.

Would you believe I posted in the OOC thread before I rolled the dice and unintentionally shot you

That is what happens when you leave the kids at home unattended for long periods. It's a cry out for attention.
This message was last edited by the player at 11:16, Mon 17 Feb 2014.

I hear what you're sayin'. I do. I'll try to get something done in the morning. Been a long day.

I believe Crossfire was airborne.

You're right. Makes little difference though.

Hey all, I'm going on camp with Logan from Saturday to Thursday, and there's no power where I'm going. If my post is due, I'll see if I can't get something in before I go.

And to the trio in particular, don't make a mess of it all while I'm away. You know what I'm talking about. maybe I should create a separate thread for shits and giggles.

Are you suggesting we aren't taking things seriously?

Not at all.

You've just pointed it out before... when the kids are unattended..

... and some folks just don't seem to learn.

If there happen to be any posts over the next 3 weeks then Brian should feel free to get his lizard on and run Quiksit for me as I doubt I'll be on much from Brazil.

congratulations!

Hi all, I'm back and working my way to being in action again. As it turns out, sailing isn't so easy when you don't have the stomach for it.

Quiks, when are you off?

And Crossfire, I have to look into the rules a bit more to see what it says on emptying a clip. My first thoughts were to have you spend an extra CA and for every subsequent bullet you'll have a cumulative -20%. It's what I did with the Sellecks. However, we need to be sure you have either an auto or a semi-auto to do that too. Otherwise, no extra shots.

Lemme get back to after I've looked into this.

Semi auto

http://www.militaryfactory.com....asp?smallarms_id=12

-20 to hit for each subsequent round is kinda harsh for a semi auto weapon. Machine gun inaccuracy for multiple shots past the third is legendary but I'm not sure about shooting off a handgun more frequently than a bullet every 10 seconds.

Lizardman lifted off from Earth Friday, rumour has it he was relocating to a sub tropical clime where he could better chase tail.

Hexus, do you know where the rules on guns is? Not having much luck with "bursts" or emptying a clip during a CA.

Happy Birthday Vibro!

Doing anything spesh?

Thanks HC. Have let the moment pass without much fuss.

Happy birthday Brutal Biatch.

Score 1 for HC who despite his moniker isn't a C so kept track of the small stuff.

What was that? Did I hear a noise?  Is papa home?  No, just the rusty hinges on the gate as it swings in the breeze.