You got kids, don't'cha??  Put those little wunderkinds to work!  You- mow the lawn!  You- scavenge dinner!  You- cuddle your mother!

Bases: covered.

Good in theory. I like the way you think.

I think the kids mowing the lawn is rather immoral in context.
This isn't Tasmania.
This message was last edited by the player at 11:58, Wed 14 Aug 2013.

How come I didn't get my third attack or even 3 attacks plus the surprise round? What am I missing apart from the 2 Sellecks in the hallway

You had a surprise round, then I've started  you on Round 1. One shot surprise, one shot on CA1, now you're on CA2, your go. All clear?

I see when you said next round I thought new melee round not next action, my bad

Does my laser really only do d8?

I must say that really blows as a character special weapon... especially since one of the grunts in the corridor is using a 2d6 hand gun.

Can I make an appeal for it to do more... I'd even take the 2d6 as better... at least then it is a silent kind of handgun... but I am hoping it would do more than an assault rifle.

No, your standard rifle does 1d12, however your compact version does less. I wasn't willing to give you full damage ability in something that doubles as a phone.

You guys need to remember that it only takes 5 to 6 points of damage to take someone's head off most of the time. Nothing wrong with something that does 1d8 damage, let alone 1d12.

By the way, the only reason that gun from the man in the hall did 2d6 was because he had a success on a burst. Normal damage is 1d6, which is what the other gun did. The guard squeezed off a burst, made a success. So I rolled the second one with negative modifier, which also succeeded so he got the second d6. It's not something that happens that often and one of the benefits of the automatic. More damage, less likely to hit due to inaccuracy.

Ouch, last time I read this thread before I read what's happened in the game.

D6 into me. "The scum. How dare they. I am invincible". (in a dodgy Russian accent aka GoldenEye)

Crossfire, you get 2 CM's with that last shot of yours. Make em count and update your post. You may not want to just hit him in the arm, hint hint. Although I liked the comment about their sex lives.

Post amended to reflect the crit you gave me, hope it's even funnier now he's not hit in the arm anymore

Really sorry everyone. My back is a little bloody from the constant cracking of the whip from work.

I really hate rebate run-outs.

I will try to get something in this weekend.

Don't worry about us, you've got us well trained to be surprised when you do post and to expect nothing the rest of the time :P
This message was last edited by the player at 04:20, Sat 31 Aug 2013.

Killing me smalls....what's more important, life or this game...hmmm

Happy Father's Day to those Aussie dads.

Happy Hallmark created fathers day back at you dude

Do I understand correctly that the guard just got wasted by Vibro twisting his arm in half and then discharging his owns guns into his face?

If so... fucking awesome man... and as a further note... how the hell did you do that?

You don't mess with the Vibes.

I simply asked nice and politely if he would kindly go fuck himself. He was reluctant at first, but I managed to twist his arm ...

Sounds like there isn't going to be another combat round.

Rofl Vibes, "managed to twist his arm"

I'd say the next couple of rounds are very important. Still have one Selleck in the hall and in two rounds one very pissed off Cal with an anti-aircraft cannon below. Woods... Still in there.

Are you waiting for us?  I think we are all waiting expectently to see what happens with Roboguard.

I take it that Roboguard is an ex-Roboguard from the fact he wasn't listed.

Sorry. Was making the mistake of waiting to see if Crossfire wanted to add anything again. I'll move it along.