This is something that came to my mind, and got stuck in my head. I just had to write it and share with everyone... ^ ^
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Silver Bolt, Wordsmith, and Widget Whatsits take the stage on Karaoke Night at the Quill and Anvil. Word steps to the center mic and takes it in hoof. As the audience applauds, he clears his throat, steps to the front and introduces the first song of the tavern’s very first Open Mic Night.
♫♪Fillies and gentlecolts
This is Mambo No. 5!♪♫
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeqOLxRDsV8 )
A reggae beat builds with a light percussive accompaniment as Wordsmith hoofs the mic over to Silver Bolt. After the beat repeats Silver makes ready to begin the first verse.
♫♪One, two, three, four, five
Everypony in the cart, so come on let's ride♪♫
The “camera” cuts away to show Silver Bolt, Wordsmith, and Widgey sitting in the front of a wagon ready to be pulled by Big Macintosh and Caramel as Lucky, Thunderlane, and Doctor Whooves jump in the back just as it takes off.
♫♪To the cider store around the corner
The colts say they want some gin and juice
But I really don't wanna♪♫
The wagon pulls to a fast stop outside what is obviously a dive bar. All the stallions pile out of the cart as the camera cuts inside to show Big Mac, Caramel and The Doctor in the middle of a drinking contest as Silver sings in the background and the others cheer them on.
♫♪Big buzz, like I had last week
I must stay deep, 'cause talk is cheap♪♫
A very tipsy Lucky elbows Thunderlane and gestures to an attractive mare further down the bar, indicating that he intends to pick her up. Thunderlane shakes his head with a skeptical smirk and wags his hoof in a “jaw-flapping” motion.
♫♪I like Silva, Natra, Tavi and Lyra
And as I continue you know they're getting sweeter♪♫
The camera cuts to each mare or griffon as her name is called. Silva is posed crouched menacingly on all four paws, wings flared. Natra uncurls from an adorable ball that looked exactly like a patch of rocky ground. Octavia is onstage playing her cello with her eyes closed. Lyra is reclining on a couch in an uncomfortable-looking position before looking up and smiling at the camera.
♫♪So what can I do? I really beg you, my Faust
To me flirting is just like a sport♪♫
Lucky and Thunder are back in the bar as Lucky is begging Thunderlane to let him go talk to the mare who is now revealed to be Rarity, fluttering her eyelashes in their direction.
♫♪Anything fly, it's all good let me dump it
Please set in the trumpet♪♫
Thunderlane flaps his wings to gain enough thrust to push Lucky back to his seat reluctantly, as Pinkie Pie appears out of nowhere and blats a large brass horn in both Stallions’ ears, causing them to jump and their manes and tails to stand on end.
♫♪A little bit of Faux Paws in my life♪♫
Faux and Silver Bolt are standing close together in Sugar Cube Corner as Faux swings her hips and tail around before playfully nudging Silver Bolt with her flank, to his surprise.
♫♪A little bit of Fluttershy by my side♪♫
Fluttershy is seen looking at the camera, but suddenly drops her ears and pulls back to hide half her face behind her pink mane.
♫♪A little bit of LooLea is all I need♪♫
At the café, Loose Leaf flat drops a pot of hot coffee to pull out her notebook and begin sketching some unseen subject like mad.
♫♪A little bit of China is what I see♪♫
China is seen setting a plate of food in front of a stallion as she winks at him playfully.
♫♪A little bit of Dashie in the sun♪♫
Rainbow Dash is lounging in a fold-out beach chair by the pond, shades on and fold-out mirror in place.
♫♪A little bit of Merri all night long♪♫
Merriweather stands in the midst of the barely controlled chaos that is the Summer Song Café during the rush. Meadow Lark and his friends are seen running in the front door and through to the back, causing Merri to facehoof before shaking her head and grinning at the camera.
♫♪A little bit of Applejack here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man♪♫
Applejack twirls her lasso before throwing it and drawing the loop tight around a fleeing Rainbow Dash with a swift jerk.
The camera cuts back to Silver, Word and Widget on stage in the Tavern, dancing to the reggae instrumental break.
♫♪Mambo No. 5!♪♫
All of Ponyville is seen assembled in the Town Square, lined up in rows, bouncing in time to the beat.
♫♪Jump up and down and move it all around
Shake your head to the sound
Put your hooves on the ground♪♫
Everypony moving as one leaps up into the air and lands on their hind legs before spinning in place. They roll their head around in their hooves before rearing back once more and stomping hard with their forehooves.
♫♪Take one step left and one step right
One to the front and one to the side♪♫
All take one large sliding step to the left, another to the right, one forward, and another to the left.
♫♪Clap your hooves once and clap your hooves twice
And if it looks like this then you're doing it right♪♫
The whole crowd pauses, sits back on their haunches and claps their hooves together once, then twice before standing and letting a forehoof swing free to the beat.
♫♪A little bit of Rarity in my life♪♫
Rarity turns around to face left, balancing on one hoof and striking a pose of unquestionable fabulousness.
♫♪A little bit of Derpy Hooves by my side♪♫
The Doctor is fumbling with the controls of the TARDIS to no avail, until Derpy backs into him and knocks him into a random lever, causing the TARDIS to spring to life. Derpy grins with a look of sheepish adorableness.
♫♪A little bit of Pon-3 is all I need♪♫
Vinyl Scratch is seen mixing at her turntables as an amorous stallion approaches. She slams a hoof down on her bass cannon and blows him away. She raises her glasses and smiles at the camera with a devilish smirk.
♫♪A little bit of Gale Seed is what I see♪♫
Gale walks down the street until she’s nearly bowled over by four overeager and energetic fillies. She stops herself from spinning, catches her bearings again and smiles at the camera before running off in pursuit of Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Babs.
♫♪A little bit of Pansy in the sun♪♫
Pansy is working on a flower arrangement in her shop as the door opens to reveal Wordsmith. Both smile at each other as Word’s parents are seen through the window, his mother swooning with a mother’s pride.
♫♪A little bit of Trixie all night long♪♫
A flash of bluish colored magic erupts from nowhere as Trixie suddenly appears and collapse in a lump. She pants in exhaustion for a moment, but quickly rights herself and strikes her typical, confident pose.
♫♪A little bit of Lovestruck here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man♪♫
Lovestruck is sweeping outside Love’s bakery, carrying the broom in her magic. She pauses and smiles at the camera, only to be hug-tackled by her marefriend and pulled offscreen with a shocked expression.
♫♪Trumpet!♪♫
Rainbow Dash and Applejack are seated in the Summer Song Café at a table for two, each trying to over come the awkwardness between them. All of a sudden, Pinkie Pie pops up from behind a thin coatrack which, by any stretch of the imagination, should not be able to hide her form, and blats her trumpet at couple, scaring them silly mid-date.
♫♪The trumpet!
Mambo no. 5!
(ha ha ha)♪♫
Widget Whatsits and Twilight Sparkle are seen on a picnic, each contemplating a chessboard carefully. Just as Widget reaches out to move a piece with his hoof, Pinkie bursts out of the picnic basket and blares at them with her trumpet, causing the stallion to fall back in surprise, sending the entire chessboard and all its contents flying in the air. Twilight simply grins, shakes her head, and catches all the falling pieces in her magic before placing them carefully back where they belong.
♫♪A little bit of Shai Ni in my life♪♫
Shai Ni stiffens and leaps in shock as Discord is seen flashing into existence. The camera pans up to show Shai’s horn stuck in the ceiling as she wears a highly unamused look on her face.
♫♪A little bit of Red Tape by my side♪♫
A mountain of papers is seen shuffling atop a large desk. The mountain shifts and falls, leaving an exhausted looking Red Tape to roll her eyes, sigh, and offer a weak grin to the camera.
♫♪A little bit of Pinkie Pie is all I need♪♫
An empty shot of Sugarcube Corner is seen. Just as it seems nopony is there, Pinkie Pie appears… on *your* side of the camera lens with an impossibly large smile plastered across her face. She cocks her head to the side and leans in to get a closer look at … well.. you!
♫♪A little bit of Luna is what I see♪♫
Luna stops a hoof and shouts at the camera in the “Royal Canterlot Voice” with some unheard words. Her expression softens as she looks away and blushes slightly.
♫♪A little bit of Cadence in the sun♪♫
Cadence is sitting at a patio table with a delectable salad in front of her, picking it daintily. Her jaw suddenly drops, prompting the camera to pan across to show Shining Armor with a plate full of corndogs. Three corn dogs are stuffed in his mouth as he shrugs as if to ask, “what?” Princess Cadence facehooves.
♫♪A little bit of Twilight all night long♪♫
Princess Twilight is seen seated at her desk in the Library, studying some unknown book with wide-eyed enthusiasm. Owlouicious points to a wall clock which reads “1:45” while Spike gestures to her bed. She continues, oblivious to either of her assistant’s efforts. Spike throws up his claws in frustration and storms off towards his own bed.
♫♪A little bit of Celestia here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man♪♫
A pony wearing a white chef’s hat places a covered silver tray in front of Celestia, and carefully removes the lid for the eager princess. Celestia’s horn glows yellow as a fork levitates to her mouth to take a bite. The plate soon follows, and her meal is revealed to be a slice of banana crème cake, topped with chocolate icing and half a freshly peeled banana. Celestia pauses and looks at the cake before looking at the camera and holding a hoof to her mouth in a “shhhhh…” gesture.
♫♪I do all I do
To fall in love with a mare like you♪♫
The scene cuts back to Wordsmith, Silver and Widget singing on stage: Wordsmith moves to Stage Left, looks out to the crowd, and winks at Pansy while Widget and Silver Bolt point to Twilight and Faux Paws.
♫♪You can't run and you can't hide
You and me gonna touch the sky♪♫
The stallions leave the stage with the wireless mics and go to their respective mares.
♫♪Mambo No. 5!♪♫
Widget and Twilight hug, Silver and Faux nuzzle noses, while Word and Pansy start to hug, but end up just grinning at each other awkwardly.
[APPLAUSE]