Introducing: Marshall. Because I love you.
In reply to Israel Levy (msg # 15):
As Israel, Jacob, Alex, and Rivkah get together and make sure everything is in order, Timothy comes over and leads you in prayer. You are getting ready for the go order when a very nervous, twitchy, slightly odd looking guy in a wizard's robe runs over to you looking entirely too excited.
Guys! Guys! Wait for me! Wait! Whew! Thought for a second you were going in without my help and I mean, I'm sure you guys are awesome, your reputation says you're awesome, but without me something unexpected might have happened and you could be injected with a weaponized acid compound liquefying your internal organs and turning you into squishy bags of human soup and that doesn't sound Kosher, and I'd be sad for losing you because we just met.
He looks around at your varied expressions of confusion and mild horror. He's kind of like a puppy dog really. First, imagine you are alone, in a library, maybe using the out of the way card catalog when books and cards start flying everywhere and ghosts are terrorizing the patrons and not being quiet! Who ya gonna call? The guy with this sawed off shotgun, that's who. I was a little bit rushed, so I only got 6 shots of the Ghost Shot. It's mostly salt, but I wouldn't lick it, the part that's not mostly salt can cause illnesses in humans like allergic reactions, sinus infections, baldness, sterility, brainwarts, maybe even cancer or, you know, spontaneous decapitation. Ooh, I had an accident getting the recipe exactly right, and ended up giving myself spontaneous bowel evacuations. They hit randomly. I'm still not allowed back at that Chuck E. Cheese. Don't worry though! I haven't had an episode in months! Wizard Listens to Wind assures me there is a 45% chance I'm cured...
Marshall looks around a little shyly, a little embarrassed, then pulls out another shotgun and more bullets.
I can outfit multiple folks, so don't be shy! These bullets, are more for heavy damage against a more substantial target. A-agent Wi-Williams, I understand you were a marine, you probably know about incendiary rounds then. I call these Dragon Rounds. Mainly because I used actual dragonbreath in the construction of these bullets. Hard to get, but worth it if you need heavy firepower. Four rounds at present. Also, you can't use Dragon Rounds consecutively in the same barrel, it'll melt.
Let's see. Oh, here, you'll like this, especially you Agent Williams. Is it true you're a vassal to F-fenris? He seems like he'd be awesome to meet, so long as he, you know, didn't tear your face off. Not that he'd tear your face off, naturally, but you know what I mean. This might look like a lipstick tube, but it doesn't go on your lips, well, I guess it could, it's non-toxic...well, mostly non-toxic, and definitely not kosher. Anyway, twist like usual, then apply beneath the eyes just like warriors and athletes do. Helps to see ghosts, that which is invisible, or that which does not wish to be seen. Sounds similar, but not always the same. It isn't guaranteed to work, but it will help a lot.
That's about it. Oh! I just want to say how much I've looked forward to actually meeting Cloud Taskforce, and it's an honor to meet all of you. A-a-agent Levy, I have one more thing for you. Or whoever you want to carry it.
He opens a silk pouch and removes a small slender jar with a stopper.
Please don't tell Wizard Morgan I gave you this! Try not to let him know you have it, though its use is permitted in these circumstances. Everyone knows ghosts can possess the living. What you do is unstopper the bottle, hold it up to the possessed's nose, and it sucks out the unwanted guest. Left nostril works best. It almost always works properly, but you might want to check with your buddy before, oh, dumping the trapped spirit. Once a spirit is in the bottle, you can free them, dump them, or, well, those are the legal options. The bottle can be used to consume the spirit, but that's highly forbidden, or used to possess someone else, which is usually forbidden. I'm giving it to you because you can use it to depossess yourselves, then just use the bottle to return the spirit to the immaterial plane.
Any questions? I can get everyone equipped if you want, or explain anything I can. I might also be able to get special requests, but it needs to be somewhat easy.