That may have been the most rash decision Bjorn has made, but I feel like it was the right one. We'll see, I suppose. xD

In reply to Bjorn Jorgensen (msg # 564):

Bjorn definitely gets a lot of badass points for that!

Maybe all the badass points...

Pretty much. At least the rest of us have a backup weapon, he just threw his only one ten yards away from him.

Dude, we're his backup weapons.

Well, us and Sigmar, of course, but that guy gets all the credit.

Yeah, if Bjorn successfully banishes this demon and Nigel is still alive afterward, he'll officially convert.

[Grumpy Cat:] Good.

I'd hate for such talent to burn in hell for all eternity. ;)

In reply to Bjorn Jorgensen (msg # 570):

LOL! You're a regular evangelist you are.

Jared - I think Konad is still having computer issues, but he'd probably be hucking a fireball if its not too bad of an injury to inflict on himself I'd think. Just wanting to keep things moving if we can, mostly because I'm biting my nails and sitting on the edge of my seat over here wondering what in the world is going to happen here.

Yeah, I was planning on just updating tomorrow in case we don't hear from him but I might be stuck in meetings all day so I think I'll go ahead and post now.

I'm loving the latin or whatever you added Colin. Very much contributing to the mood of seriousness and desperation as the demon splatters the ground with Grigory's blood. ;)

In reply to Nigel Plaskitt (msg # 573):

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Don't tell him IC. He'll have a panic attack. ;)

I don't know if you guys realize this, but Rufus is the actual hero. Grigory just looks after him every once in a while. :P

Also - Is Staunach Thor and is Bjorn's hammer secretly Mjolnir? WTF??
This message was last edited by the player at 20:19, Thu 28 Aug 2014.

The demon makes a Throwing roll! Grigory, please dodge or take 3d6 crushing damage from the dog that was just thrown at you. ;)

In reply to Nigel Plaskitt (msg # 576):

<If he tries that I'll at least take a finger with me!>

In reply to Rufus (msg # 577):

Good dog! :D

We may totally die right now, but at least we've ruined this demon's chance for a career as a hand model. :P

Why am I so snarky today? I really don't know.

Sorry to have held the show up for so long fellas, I'm off to IC-land right now.

In my IRL group, we call this a violation of Rule 1: "Don't give the GM ideas about how to kill you!" :P

In reply to Grigory (msg # 580):

Poor Rufus!

I didn't think he'd actually throw the dog at me! Shutting up now! :)

In reply to Grigory (msg # 580):

Seriously dude, yellow card! ^_~

Since the dodge was made, how much damage should Rufus take? I don't think we can calculate slam damage, the ground has millions of hp...

Let me just be clear, I love dogs, I have one of my own (a dachshund who hates all the things), but this is an evil demon of chaos and all that.

As far as damage goes, I'd use the "Damage from collisions/falling" rules on B430-431. So Rufus takes (26*10)/100 = 2d6 damage

scheiße...

In reply to Chance (msg # 584):

Snake eyes! Hahaha, Rufus is invincible!

In reply to Rufus (msg # 586):

Can Nigel have your invincible dog when you die? :P

 Just double checking my memory but doesnt a demon of nurgle give a chance of nurgles rot everytime you attack it or get near it?.