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Table G:  Grizzly, Matthew, Munch.

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Matthew
GM, 5290 posts
Looks like I picked the
wrong day to give up MTG!
Sat 11 Sep 2021
at 14:56
  • msg #1

Table G:  Munch, Matthew, Grizzly

Ready for the next session...  New generals I think!
The MunchKING
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Sat 11 Sep 2021
at 15:21
  • msg #2

Re: Table G:  Munch, Matthew, Grizzly

Matthew:
Ready for the next session...  New generals I think!


Yeah I'm getting REALLY tired of facing "punish EVERYTHING" Torbran. :D

SO Roll off or loss order for this?
Grizzly
player, 142 posts
Sat 11 Sep 2021
at 17:10
  • msg #3

Re: Table G:  Munch, Matthew, Grizzly

Doesn't matter to me either way. Here's my roll in case we go that way.

13:10, Today: Grizzly rolled 86 using 1d100.  Turn order.
The MunchKING
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Sat 11 Sep 2021
at 17:48
  • msg #4

Re: Table G:  Munch, Matthew, Grizzly

12:47, Today: The MunchKING rolled 36 using 1d100.  Which Deck will Win?
Matthew
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Sat 11 Sep 2021
at 22:49
  • msg #5

Re: Table G:  Grizzly, Matthew, Munch

23:48, Today: Matthew rolled 40 using 1d100.  for me... so Grizzly, Me and then Munch.
Grizzly
player, 143 posts
Sun 12 Sep 2021
at 02:38
  • msg #6

Re: Table G:  Grizzly, Matthew, Munch

TURN 1:

Draw 7

Untap:  Untap All

Upkeep:

Draw:  Draw 1 for turn

Main:

Play a Mountain

Combat:

Main:

End:

End Turn.

Life: 40
 Hand: 7/7
 Library: 91 [99 card library]
 Command Zone:
Nekusar, the Mindrazer https://scryfall.com/card/cmr/...ekusar-the-mindrazer
 Legendary Creature — Zombie Wizard (2UBR)
 At the beginning of each player’s draw step, that player draws an additional card.
 Whenever an opponent draws a card, Nekusar, the Mindrazer deals 1 damage to that player.controls, it deals that much damage plus 2 instead.

LANDS:

   Mountain

Creatures:
Enchantments:
Artifacts:
Planeswalkers:

GRAVEYARD:

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Matthew
GM, 5293 posts
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Sun 12 Sep 2021
at 09:13
  • msg #7

Re: Table G:  Grizzly, Matthew, Munch

TURN ONE
Draw 7, keep
Untap, Upkeep, Draw
1st Main Phase:
Play a Auntie's Hovel https://scryfall.com/card/lrw/267/auntie's-hovel tapped.

Attack Phase:

2nd Main Phase:

End Turn Phase:

LIFE: 40
HAND: 7
DECK: 91 (A 100 card deck)
  This deck is legal in:  Vintage, Commander, Highlander.  - No Errors. - it contains 29 Rares and 0 Mythic and 0 Special (29% of deck), of which 8 are lands.  It has 5 cards in a Sideboard..
Commander:
Wort, Boggart Auntie - (Legendary Goblin Shaman, 3/3, {2}{B}{R} (4)
Fear (This creature can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may return target Goblin card from your graveyard to your hand.)
[https://scryfall.com/card/lrw/252/wort-boggart-auntie]
    Auntie always knows which berries to lick, which kithkin to trick, and what to do when either goes wrong.

BATTLEFIELD:
Land:
(T) Auntie's Hovel https://scryfall.com/card/lrw/267/auntie's-hovel
    As Auntie's Hovel enters the battlefield, you may reveal a Goblin card from your hand. If you don't, Auntie's Hovel enters the battlefield tapped.
    {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

Creatures:
Enchantments:
Artifacts:
Planeswalkers:

GRAVEYARD:

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The MunchKING
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Sun 12 Sep 2021
at 13:05
  • msg #8

Coin flips to win the Game

Draw 7

TURN 1:

Untap:  Untap All

Upkeep:

Draw:  Draw 1

Main:

Play a Mountain.

Combat:

Main:

End:

End Turn.
 ___________________________________________________________________

 Life: 40
 Hand: 7/7
 Library: 92  [100 card library]
 Command Zone:
 Okaun, Eye of Chaos (4R)
https://scryfall.com/card/bbd/6/okaun-eye-of-chaos
 Zndrsplt, Eye of Wisdom (4U)
https://scryfall.com/card/bbd/5/zndrsplt-eye-of-wisdom
 ___________________________________________________________________


 LANDS:

  - Mountain


 CREATURES:

  -

 ENCHANTMENTS:

  -

 ARTIFACTS:

  -

 PLANESWALKER:

  -

 ____________________________________________________________________
 GRAVEYARD:


 EXILE:


Grizzly
player, 144 posts
Sun 12 Sep 2021
at 20:49
  • msg #9

Re: Table G:  Grizzly, Matthew, Munch

TURN 2:

Untap:  Untap All

Upkeep:

Draw:  Draw 1 for turn

Main:

Play a Swamp

Tap 2 to play Arcane Signet https://scryfall.com/card/prm/86152/arcane-signet

Combat:

Main:

End:

End Turn.

Life: 40
 Hand: 6/7
 Library: 90 [99 card library]
 Command Zone:
Nekusar, the Mindrazer https://scryfall.com/card/cmr/...ekusar-the-mindrazer
 Legendary Creature — Zombie Wizard (2UBR)
 At the beginning of each player’s draw step, that player draws an additional card.
 Whenever an opponent draws a card, Nekusar, the Mindrazer deals 1 damage to that player.controls, it deals that much damage plus 2 instead.

LANDS:

(T) Mountain
(T) Swamp

Creatures:
Enchantments:
Artifacts:

    Arcane Signet https://scryfall.com/card/prm/86152/arcane-signet
    {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander’s color identity.

Planeswalkers:

GRAVEYARD:

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Matthew
GM, 5294 posts
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Sun 12 Sep 2021
at 23:29
  • msg #10

Re: Table G:  Grizzly, Matthew, Munch

TURN TWO
Untap, Upkeep, Draw
1st Main Phase:
Play a Luxury Suite https://scryfall.com/card/zne/18/luxury-suite

Tap both land for 1R to cast Dragon Fodder https://scryfall.com/card/jmp/309/dragon-fodder
    Create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.

Attack Phase:

2nd Main Phase:

End Turn Phase:

LIFE: 40
HAND: 6
DECK: 90 (A 100 card deck)
  This deck is legal in:  Vintage, Commander, Highlander.  - No Errors. - it contains 29 Rares and 0 Mythic and 0 Special (29% of deck), of which 8 are lands.  It has 5 cards in a Sideboard..
Commander:
Wort, Boggart Auntie - (Legendary Goblin Shaman, 3/3, {2}{B}{R} (4)
Fear (This creature can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may return target Goblin card from your graveyard to your hand.)
[https://scryfall.com/card/lrw/252/wort-boggart-auntie]
    Auntie always knows which berries to lick, which kithkin to trick, and what to do when either goes wrong.

BATTLEFIELD:
Land:
(T) Auntie's Hovel https://scryfall.com/card/lrw/267/auntie's-hovel
    As Auntie's Hovel enters the battlefield, you may reveal a Goblin card from your hand. If you don't, Auntie's Hovel enters the battlefield tapped.
    {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

(T) Luxury Suite https://scryfall.com/card/zne/18/luxury-suite
    Luxury Suite enters the battlefield tapped unless you have two or more opponents.
    {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

Creatures:
(SS) red creature token (Goblin - 1/1)
(SS) red creature token (Goblin - 1/1)

Enchantments:
Artifacts:
Planeswalkers:

GRAVEYARD:
Dragon Fodder https://scryfall.com/card/jmp/309/dragon-fodder


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The MunchKING
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Sun 12 Sep 2021
at 23:45
  • msg #11

Re: Coin flips to win the Game

TURN 2:

Untap:  Untap All

Upkeep:

Draw:  Draw 1

Main:

Play a Mountain.

Tap them both for a might Goblin KaBOOMist.
https://scryfall.com/card/m15/144/goblin-kaboomist

Combat:

Main:

End:

End Turn.
 ___________________________________________________________________

 Life: 40
 Hand: 7/7
 Library: 92  [100 card library]
 Command Zone:
 Okaun, Eye of Chaos (4R)
https://scryfall.com/card/bbd/6/okaun-eye-of-chaos
 Zndrsplt, Eye of Wisdom (4U)
https://scryfall.com/card/bbd/5/zndrsplt-eye-of-wisdom
 ___________________________________________________________________


 LANDS:

T - Mountain X 2


 CREATURES:

  - Goblin Kaboomist
[Creature -- Goblin 1/2
At the beginning of your upkeep, create a colorless artifact token named Land Mine with “{R}, Sacrifice this artifact: This artifact deals 2 damage to target attacking creature without flying.” Then flip a coin. If you lose the flip, Goblin Kaboomist deals 2 damage to itself.]

 ENCHANTMENTS:

  -

 ARTIFACTS:

  -

 PLANESWALKER:

  -

 ____________________________________________________________________
 GRAVEYARD:


 EXILE:


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Grizzly
player, 145 posts
Mon 13 Sep 2021
at 19:50
  • msg #12

Re: Table G:  Grizzly, Matthew, Munch

TURN 3:

Untap:  Untap All

Upkeep:

Draw:  Draw 1 for turn

Main:

Play a Steam Vents https://scryfall.com/card/exp/12/steam-vents
Pay 2 so it comes in untapped

Tap my basic lands for a Nightscape Familiar https://scryfall.com/card/c13/83/nightscape-familiar

Combat:

Main:

End:

End Turn.

Life: 38
 Hand: 5/7
 Library: 89 [99 card library]
 Command Zone:
Nekusar, the Mindrazer https://scryfall.com/card/cmr/...ekusar-the-mindrazer
 Legendary Creature — Zombie Wizard (2UBR)
 At the beginning of each player’s draw step, that player draws an additional card.
 Whenever an opponent draws a card, Nekusar, the Mindrazer deals 1 damage to that player.controls, it deals that much damage plus 2 instead.

LANDS:

(T) Mountain
(T) Swamp

    Steam Vents https://scryfall.com/card/exp/12/steam-vents
    (T), add U or R
    As Steam Vents enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don’t, it enters the battlefield tapped.

Creatures:

(SS) Nightscape Familiar https://scryfall.com/card/c13/83/nightscape-familiar
     Creature — Zombie (1/1)
     Blue spells and red spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
     {1}{B}: Regenerate Nightscape Familiar.

Enchantments:
Artifacts:

    Arcane Signet https://scryfall.com/card/prm/86152/arcane-signet
    {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander’s color identity.

Planeswalkers:

GRAVEYARD:

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Matthew
GM, 5295 posts
Looks like I picked the
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Mon 13 Sep 2021
at 22:09
  • msg #13

Re: Table G:  Grizzly, Matthew, Munch

TURN THREE
Untap, Upkeep, Draw
1st Main Phase:
Play a Mountain

Tap 1R to cast Goblin Piledriver https://scryfall.com/card/sld/21/goblin-piledriver

Attack Phase:

2nd Main Phase:

End Turn Phase:

LIFE: 40
HAND: 5
DECK: 89 (A 100 card deck)
  This deck is legal in:  Vintage, Commander, Highlander.  - No Errors. - it contains 29 Rares and 0 Mythic and 0 Special (29% of deck), of which 8 are lands.  It has 5 cards in a Sideboard..
Commander:
Wort, Boggart Auntie - (Legendary Goblin Shaman, 3/3, {2}{B}{R} (4)
Fear (This creature can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may return target Goblin card from your graveyard to your hand.)
[https://scryfall.com/card/lrw/252/wort-boggart-auntie]
    Auntie always knows which berries to lick, which kithkin to trick, and what to do when either goes wrong.

BATTLEFIELD:
Land:
(T) Auntie's Hovel https://scryfall.com/card/lrw/267/auntie's-hovel
    As Auntie's Hovel enters the battlefield, you may reveal a Goblin card from your hand. If you don't, Auntie's Hovel enters the battlefield tapped.
    {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

    Luxury Suite https://scryfall.com/card/zne/18/luxury-suite
    Luxury Suite enters the battlefield tapped unless you have two or more opponents.
    {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

(T) Mountain

Creatures:
red creature token (Goblin - 1/1)
red creature token (Goblin - 1/1)

(SS) Goblin Piledriver - (Goblin Warrior, 1/2, {1}{R} (2)
Protection from blue (This creature can't be blocked, targeted, dealt damage, or enchanted by anything blue.)
Whenever Goblin Piledriver attacks, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn for each other attacking Goblin.)
[https://scryfall.com/card/sld/21/goblin-piledriver]

Enchantments:
Artifacts:
Planeswalkers:

GRAVEYARD:
Dragon Fodder https://scryfall.com/card/jmp/309/dragon-fodder


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The MunchKING
player, 2931 posts
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Mon 13 Sep 2021
at 22:19
  • msg #14

Re: Coin flips to win the Game

TURN 3:

Untap:  Untap All

Upkeep:

The Goblin Kaboomist carefully hides a Land mine for any attackers...


17:14, Today: The MunchKING rolled 1 using 1d2.  I choose 1. .


And confidently walks off without further incident.

Draw:  Draw 1

Main:

Play a Mountain.

Tap them all to summon a mighty Djinn. This one is the Mijae Djinn.
https://scryfall.com/card/me4/127/mijae-djinn

Combat:

Main:

End:

End Turn.
 ___________________________________________________________________

 Life: 40
 Hand: 5/7
 Library: 90  [100 card library]
 Command Zone:
 Okaun, Eye of Chaos (4R)
https://scryfall.com/card/bbd/6/okaun-eye-of-chaos
 Zndrsplt, Eye of Wisdom (4U)
https://scryfall.com/card/bbd/5/zndrsplt-eye-of-wisdom
 ___________________________________________________________________


 LANDS:

T - Mountain X 3


 CREATURES:

  - Goblin Kaboomist
[Creature -- Goblin 1/2
At the beginning of your upkeep, create a colorless artifact token named Land Mine with “{R}, Sacrifice this artifact: This artifact deals 2 damage to target attacking creature without flying.” Then flip a coin. If you lose the flip, Goblin Kaboomist deals 2 damage to itself.]

  - Mijae Djinn
[Creature -- Djinn 6/3
Whenever Mijae Djinn attacks, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, remove Mijae Djinn from combat and tap it.]

 ENCHANTMENTS:

  -

 ARTIFACTS:

  - Land Mine
[Token Artifact
{R}, Sacrifice this artifact: This artifact deals 2 damage to target attacking creature without flying.]

 PLANESWALKER:

  -

 ____________________________________________________________________
 GRAVEYARD:


 EXILE:


This message was last edited by the player at 22:20, Mon 13 Sept 2021.
Grizzly
player, 146 posts
Tue 14 Sep 2021
at 19:19
  • msg #15

Re: Table G:  Grizzly, Matthew, Munch

TURN 4:

Untap:  Untap All

Upkeep:

Draw:  Draw 1 for turn

Main:

Play a Bloodstained Mire https://scryfall.com/card/exp/18/bloodstained-mire

Pay 1 life, crack it and pay 2 life for a Water Grave untapped https://scryfall.com/card/exp/7/watery-grave

Tap everything for 3UR to play a Locust God https://scryfall.com/card/mp2/51/the-locust-god

Combat:

Main:

End:

End Turn.

Life: 35
 Hand: 4/7
 Library: 88 [99 card library]
 Command Zone:
Nekusar, the Mindrazer https://scryfall.com/card/cmr/...ekusar-the-mindrazer
 Legendary Creature — Zombie Wizard (2UBR)
 At the beginning of each player’s draw step, that player draws an additional card.
 Whenever an opponent draws a card, Nekusar, the Mindrazer deals 1 damage to that player.controls, it deals that much damage plus 2 instead.

LANDS:

(T) Mountain
(T) Swamp

(T) Steam Vents https://scryfall.com/card/exp/12/steam-vents
    (T), add U or R
    As Steam Vents enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don’t, it enters the battlefield tapped.

(T) Water Grave https://scryfall.com/card/exp/7/watery-grave
    (T), add U or B
    As Watery Grave enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don’t, it enters the battlefield tapped

Creatures:

     Nightscape Familiar https://scryfall.com/card/c13/83/nightscape-familiar
     Creature — Zombie (1/1)
     Blue spells and red spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
     {1}{B}: Regenerate Nightscape Familiar.

(SS) Locust God https://scryfall.com/card/mp2/51/the-locust-god
     Legendary Creature — God (4/4)
     Flying
     Whenever you draw a card, create a 1/1 blue and red Insect creature token with flying and haste.
     {2}{U}{R}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
     When The Locust God dies, return it to its owner’s hand at the beginning of the next end step.

Enchantments:
Artifacts:

(T) Arcane Signet https://scryfall.com/card/prm/86152/arcane-signet
    {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander’s color identity.

Planeswalkers:

GRAVEYARD:
Bloodstained Mire https://scryfall.com/card/exp/18/bloodstained-mire

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Matthew
GM, 5296 posts
Looks like I picked the
wrong day to give up MTG!
Tue 14 Sep 2021
at 22:37
  • msg #16

Re: Table G:  Grizzly, Matthew, Munch

That Locust God looks bad news!
TURN FOUR
Untap, Upkeep, Draw
1st Main Phase:
Play a Command Tower https://scryfall.com/card/afc/230/command-tower

Tap 1B to cast Golgari Thug https://scryfall.com/card/plist/98/golgari-thug

Tap R to cast Goblin Grenade https://scryfall.com/card/plist/132/goblin-grenade
    As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a Goblin.
    Goblin Grenade deals 5 damage to any target.

I sacrifice Golgari Thug a goblin token and deal 5 damage to the Locust God.

Attack Phase:

2nd Main Phase:

End Turn Phase: (Locust God returns to Grizzly's hand)

LIFE: 40
HAND: 3
DECK: 88 (A 100 card deck)
  This deck is legal in:  Vintage, Commander, Highlander.  - No Errors. - it contains 29 Rares and 0 Mythic and 0 Special (29% of deck), of which 8 are lands.  It has 5 cards in a Sideboard..
Commander:
Wort, Boggart Auntie - (Legendary Goblin Shaman, 3/3, {2}{B}{R} (4)
Fear (This creature can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may return target Goblin card from your graveyard to your hand.)
[https://scryfall.com/card/lrw/252/wort-boggart-auntie]
    Auntie always knows which berries to lick, which kithkin to trick, and what to do when either goes wrong.

BATTLEFIELD:
Land:
(T) Auntie's Hovel https://scryfall.com/card/lrw/267/auntie's-hovel
    As Auntie's Hovel enters the battlefield, you may reveal a Goblin card from your hand. If you don't, Auntie's Hovel enters the battlefield tapped.
    {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

    Luxury Suite https://scryfall.com/card/zne/18/luxury-suite
    Luxury Suite enters the battlefield tapped unless you have two or more opponents.
    {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

(T) Mountain

(T) Command Tower https://scryfall.com/card/afc/230/command-tower
    {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Creatures:
red creature token (Goblin - 1/1)
red creature token (Goblin - 1/1)

Goblin Piledriver - (Goblin Warrior, 1/2, {1}{R} (2)
  Protection from blue (This creature can't be blocked, targeted, dealt damage, or enchanted by anything blue.)
  Whenever Goblin Piledriver attacks, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn for each other attacking Goblin.)
  [https://scryfall.com/card/sld/21/goblin-piledriver]

(SS) Golgari Thug - (Human Warrior, 1/1, {1}{B} (2)
When Golgari Thug dies, put target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library.
Dredge 4 (If you would draw a card, you may mill four cards instead. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.))
[https://scryfall.com/card/plist/98/golgari-thug]

Enchantments:
Artifacts:
Planeswalkers:

GRAVEYARD:
Dragon Fodder https://scryfall.com/card/jmp/309/dragon-fodder
Goblin Grenade https://scryfall.com/card/plist/132/goblin-grenade


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The MunchKING
player, 2933 posts
The MunchKING is here!!
Run in fear!!
Wed 15 Sep 2021
at 00:07
  • msg #17

Re: Coin flips to win the Game

Matthew:
That Locust God looks bad news!


Only if he draws any cards! :D


TURN 4:

Untap:  Untap All

Upkeep:

The Goblin Kaboomist carefully hides a Land mine for any attackers...


19:01, Today: The MunchKING rolled 1 using 1d2.  Bomb goes BOOM on 2.


And confidently walks off without further incident.

Draw:  Draw 1

Main:

Play a Mountain.

Tap 2 of them to start up a grand ol Goblin Festival.
https://scryfall.com/card/uds/83/goblin-festival

Combat:

Main:

End:

End Turn.
 ___________________________________________________________________

 Life: 40
 Hand: 5/7
 Library: 90  [100 card library]
 Command Zone:
 Okaun, Eye of Chaos (4R)
https://scryfall.com/card/bbd/6/okaun-eye-of-chaos
 Zndrsplt, Eye of Wisdom (4U)
https://scryfall.com/card/bbd/5/zndrsplt-eye-of-wisdom
 ___________________________________________________________________


 LANDS:

T - Mountain X 2

  - Mountain X 2


 CREATURES:

  - Goblin Kaboomist
[Creature -- Goblin 1/2
At the beginning of your upkeep, create a colorless artifact token named Land Mine with “{R}, Sacrifice this artifact: This artifact deals 2 damage to target attacking creature without flying.” Then flip a coin. If you lose the flip, Goblin Kaboomist deals 2 damage to itself.]

  - Mijae Djinn
[Creature -- Djinn 6/3
Whenever Mijae Djinn attacks, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, remove Mijae Djinn from combat and tap it.]

 ENCHANTMENTS:

  - Goblin Festival
[Enchantment
{2}: Goblin Festival deals 1 damage to any target. Flip a coin. If you lose the flip, choose one of your opponents. That player gains control of Goblin Festival.]

 ARTIFACTS:

  - Land Mine x 2
[Token Artifact
{R}, Sacrifice this artifact: This artifact deals 2 damage to target attacking creature without flying.]

 PLANESWALKER:

  -

 ____________________________________________________________________
 GRAVEYARD:


 EXILE:


</quote>
Grizzly
player, 147 posts
Wed 15 Sep 2021
at 03:38
  • msg #18

Re: Table G:  Grizzly, Matthew, Munch

In reply to Matthew (msg # 16):

I would like to point out Golgari Thug is not a viable sacrifice outlet for Goblin Grenade. I'm assuming you'll just use a token, but at least you can't use the Thug to Dredge with!

I'll post my turn tomorrow
Matthew
GM, 5297 posts
Looks like I picked the
wrong day to give up MTG!
Wed 15 Sep 2021
at 07:31
  • msg #19

Re: Table G:  Grizzly, Matthew, Munch

Updated my turn.   Weirdly, I'd forgotten that not every creature in my deck was a goblin!  I just assumed they were.  You are correct, I will sacrifice one of my cannon fodder - I mean Dragon Fodder  :-)
Grizzly
player, 148 posts
Wed 15 Sep 2021
at 13:37
  • msg #20

Re: Table G:  Grizzly, Matthew, Munch

TURN 5:

Untap:  Untap All

Upkeep:

Draw:  Draw 1 for turn

Main:

Play an Island

Tap all of my lands for 3UR to play the immortal Locust God https://scryfall.com/card/mp2/51/the-locust-god again

Combat:

Main:

End:

End Turn.

Life: 35
 Hand: 4/7
 Library: 87 [99 card library]
 Command Zone:
Nekusar, the Mindrazer https://scryfall.com/card/cmr/...ekusar-the-mindrazer
 Legendary Creature — Zombie Wizard (2UBR)
 At the beginning of each player’s draw step, that player draws an additional card.
 Whenever an opponent draws a card, Nekusar, the Mindrazer deals 1 damage to that player.controls, it deals that much damage plus 2 instead.

LANDS:

(T) Mountain
(T) Swamp
(T) Island

(T) Steam Vents https://scryfall.com/card/exp/12/steam-vents
    (T), add U or R
    As Steam Vents enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don’t, it enters the battlefield tapped.

(T) Water Grave https://scryfall.com/card/exp/7/watery-grave
    (T), add U or B
    As Watery Grave enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don’t, it enters the battlefield tapped

Creatures:

     Nightscape Familiar https://scryfall.com/card/c13/83/nightscape-familiar
     Creature — Zombie (1/1)
     Blue spells and red spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
     {1}{B}: Regenerate Nightscape Familiar.

(SS) Locust God https://scryfall.com/card/mp2/51/the-locust-god
     Legendary Creature — God (4/4)
     Flying
     Whenever you draw a card, create a 1/1 blue and red Insect creature token with flying and haste.
     {2}{U}{R}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
     When The Locust God dies, return it to its owner’s hand at the beginning of the next end step.

Enchantments:
Artifacts:

    Arcane Signet https://scryfall.com/card/prm/86152/arcane-signet
    (T): Add one mana of any color in your commander’s color identity.

Planeswalkers:

GRAVEYARD:
Bloodstained Mire https://scryfall.com/card/exp/18/bloodstained-mire

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Matthew
GM, 5298 posts
Looks like I picked the
wrong day to give up MTG!
Wed 15 Sep 2021
at 17:41
  • msg #21

Re: Table G:  Grizzly, Matthew, Munch

Hey!  I recognise that God!  :-)
TURN FIVE
Untap, Upkeep, Draw
1st Main Phase:
Play a Mountain

Attack Phase:
Tap and attack Grizzly with Golgari Thug (1/1)
   PAUSE FOR Blockers?



LIFE: 40
HAND: 3
DECK: 88 (A 100 card deck)
  This deck is legal in:  Vintage, Commander, Highlander.  - No Errors. - it contains 29 Rares and 0 Mythic and 0 Special (29% of deck), of which 8 are lands.  It has 5 cards in a Sideboard..
Commander:
Wort, Boggart Auntie - (Legendary Goblin Shaman, 3/3, {2}{B}{R} (4)
Fear (This creature can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may return target Goblin card from your graveyard to your hand.)
[https://scryfall.com/card/lrw/252/wort-boggart-auntie]
    Auntie always knows which berries to lick, which kithkin to trick, and what to do when either goes wrong.

BATTLEFIELD:
Land:
    Auntie's Hovel https://scryfall.com/card/lrw/267/auntie's-hovel
    As Auntie's Hovel enters the battlefield, you may reveal a Goblin card from your hand. If you don't, Auntie's Hovel enters the battlefield tapped.
    {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

    Luxury Suite https://scryfall.com/card/zne/18/luxury-suite
    Luxury Suite enters the battlefield tapped unless you have two or more opponents.
    {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

    Mountain

    Command Tower https://scryfall.com/card/afc/230/command-tower
    {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

    Mountain

Creatures:
red creature token (Goblin - 1/1)

Goblin Piledriver - (Goblin Warrior, 1/2, {1}{R} (2)
  Protection from blue (This creature can't be blocked, targeted, dealt damage, or enchanted by anything blue.)
  Whenever Goblin Piledriver attacks, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn for each other attacking Goblin.)
  [https://scryfall.com/card/sld/21/goblin-piledriver]

(TA) Golgari Thug - (Human Warrior, 1/1, {1}{B} (2)
When Golgari Thug dies, put target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library.
Dredge 4 (If you would draw a card, you may mill four cards instead. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.))
[https://scryfall.com/card/plist/98/golgari-thug]

Enchantments:
Artifacts:
Planeswalkers:

GRAVEYARD:
Dragon Fodder https://scryfall.com/card/jmp/309/dragon-fodder
Goblin Grenade https://scryfall.com/card/plist/132/goblin-grenade


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Grizzly
player, 149 posts
Wed 15 Sep 2021
at 18:34
  • msg #22

Re: Table G:  Grizzly, Matthew, Munch

I'll take it. That might be a mistake but I guess I'll find out lol
Matthew
GM, 5299 posts
Looks like I picked the
wrong day to give up MTG!
Wed 15 Sep 2021
at 19:47
  • msg #23

Re: Table G:  Grizzly, Matthew, Munch

Naaa... no mistake.  It might have been more interesting had you blocked though...   :-)

TURN FIVE - CONTINUED
Untap, Upkeep, Draw
1st Main Phase:
Play a Mountain

Attack Phase:
Tap and attack Grizzly with Golgari Thug (1/1)
   PAUSE FOR Blockers?

NO BLOCKERS  - Grizzly takes 1 damage.   :-)

2nd Main Phase:
Tap 2RB to cast my General from the Command Zone.

End Turn Phase:

LIFE: 40
HAND: 3
DECK: 88 (A 100 card deck)
  This deck is legal in:  Vintage, Commander, Highlander.  - No Errors. - it contains 29 Rares and 0 Mythic and 0 Special (29% of deck), of which 8 are lands.  It has 5 cards in a Sideboard..
Commander:
Wort, Boggart Auntie - (Legendary Goblin Shaman, 3/3, {2}{B}{R} (4)
Fear (This creature can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may return target Goblin card from your graveyard to your hand.)
[https://scryfall.com/card/lrw/252/wort-boggart-auntie] - CAST ONCE
    Auntie always knows which berries to lick, which kithkin to trick, and what to do when either goes wrong.

BATTLEFIELD:
Land:
(T) Auntie's Hovel https://scryfall.com/card/lrw/267/auntie's-hovel
    As Auntie's Hovel enters the battlefield, you may reveal a Goblin card from your hand. If you don't, Auntie's Hovel enters the battlefield tapped.
    {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

(T) Luxury Suite https://scryfall.com/card/zne/18/luxury-suite
    Luxury Suite enters the battlefield tapped unless you have two or more opponents.
    {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

(T) Mountain

    Command Tower https://scryfall.com/card/afc/230/command-tower
    {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

(T) Mountain

Creatures:
red creature token (Goblin - 1/1)

Goblin Piledriver - (Goblin Warrior, 1/2, {1}{R} (2)
  Protection from blue (This creature can't be blocked, targeted, dealt damage, or enchanted by anything blue.)
  Whenever Goblin Piledriver attacks, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn for each other attacking Goblin.)
  [https://scryfall.com/card/sld/21/goblin-piledriver]

(TA) Golgari Thug - (Human Warrior, 1/1, {1}{B} (2)
When Golgari Thug dies, put target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library.
Dredge 4 (If you would draw a card, you may mill four cards instead. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.))
[https://scryfall.com/card/plist/98/golgari-thug]

(SS) Wort, Boggart Auntie - (Legendary Goblin Shaman, 3/3, {2}{B}{R} (4)
Fear (This creature can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may return target Goblin card from your graveyard to your hand.)
[https://scryfall.com/card/lrw/252/wort-boggart-auntie]
    Auntie always knows which berries to lick, which kithkin to trick, and what to do when either goes wrong.

Enchantments:
Artifacts:
Planeswalkers:

GRAVEYARD:
Dragon Fodder https://scryfall.com/card/jmp/309/dragon-fodder
Goblin Grenade https://scryfall.com/card/plist/132/goblin-grenade


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The MunchKING
player, 2934 posts
The MunchKING is here!!
Run in fear!!
Wed 15 Sep 2021
at 22:08
  • msg #24

Re: Coin flips to win the Game

Matthew:
Naaa... no mistake.  It might have been more interesting had you blocked though...   :-)


I would have thought so.




TURN 5:

Untap:  Untap All

Upkeep:

The Goblin Kaboomist carefully hides a Land mine for any attackers...


16:52, Today: The MunchKING rolled 2 using 1d2.  Don't trip! 1 is good!


And confidently walks off, until he trips and falls over setting off all the explosives in his back pack. This deals two damage to him and means some one will have to scrape Goblin guts off of the nearby terrain.

Draw:  Draw 1

Main:

Play a Mountain.

Tap all of them to summon the mighty Okaun, Eye of Chaos.
https://scryfall.com/card/bbd/6/okaun-eye-of-chaos

He looks around for his partner, and searchs Grizzly's camp for it.
(I target Grizzly for the ability for him to search his library for Zndrsplt, then shuffle)

Combat:

Oukan starts raging up on Chaos.
(Of course because of how the roller tracks them, these are in reverse chronological order. But you can check me if you don't believe)


17:00, Today: The MunchKING rolled 2 using 1d2.  How Big can Chaos Get? I roll 1.

17:00, Today: The MunchKING rolled 2 using 1d2.  How Big can Chaos Get? I roll 2.

17:00, Today: The MunchKING rolled 2 using 1d2.  How Big can Chaos Get? I roll 2.

17:00, Today: The MunchKING rolled 1 using 1d2.  How Big can Chaos Get? I roll 1.

16:59, Today: The MunchKING rolled 1 using 1d2.  How Big can Chaos Get? I roll 1.


I got 4 right before losing so he is 2^4 times stronger, or 48/48. Unfortunately he's Summoning sick so he can't attack.

Main:

End:

Okuan calms down and goes back to being a 3/3.

End Turn.
 ___________________________________________________________________

 Life: 40
 Hand: 4/7
 Library: 88  [100 card library]
 Command Zone:
Okaun, Eye of Chaos (6R) (Cast Once)
https://scryfall.com/card/bbd/6/okaun-eye-of-chaos
 Zndrsplt, Eye of Wisdom (4U)
https://scryfall.com/card/bbd/5/zndrsplt-eye-of-wisdom
 ___________________________________________________________________


 LANDS:

T - Mountain X 5

  - Mountain X 0


 CREATURES:

  - Okaun, Eye of Chaos
[Legendary Creature -- Cyclops Berserker 3/3
Partner with Zndrsplt, Eye of Wisdom (When this creature enters the battlefield, target player may put Zndrsplt into their hand from their library, then shuffle.)
At the beginning of combat on your turn, flip a coin until you lose a flip.
Whenever a player wins a coin flip, double Okaun’s power and toughness until end of turn.]

  - Mijae Djinn
[Creature -- Djinn 6/3
Whenever Mijae Djinn attacks, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, remove Mijae Djinn from combat and tap it.]

 ENCHANTMENTS:

  - Goblin Festival
[Enchantment
{2}: Goblin Festival deals 1 damage to any target. Flip a coin. If you lose the flip, choose one of your opponents. That player gains control of Goblin Festival.]

 ARTIFACTS:

  - Land Mine x 3
[Token Artifact
{R}, Sacrifice this artifact: This artifact deals 2 damage to target attacking creature without flying.]

 PLANESWALKER:

  -

 ____________________________________________________________________
 GRAVEYARD:
Goblin Kaboomist

 EXILE:


Grizzly
player, 150 posts
Thu 16 Sep 2021
at 20:21
  • msg #25

Re: Table G:  Grizzly, Matthew, Munch

I take 1.

That Okaun is terrifying. I choose not to look for Zndrsplt because he's not in there. Wouldn't that be funny if he was though? ;)

TURN 5:

Untap:  Untap All

Upkeep:

Draw:  Draw 1 for turn, make an Insect token

Main:

Play a Polluted Delta https://scryfall.com/card/exp/17/polluted-delta

Tap some of my lands for 1UBR for my Commander

Combat:

Main:

End:

End Turn.

Life: 34
 Hand: 4/7
 Library: 86 [99 card library]
 Command Zone:
Nekusar, the Mindrazer https://scryfall.com/card/cmr/...ekusar-the-mindrazer
 Legendary Creature — Zombie Wizard (2UBR) (Cast once)
 At the beginning of each player’s draw step, that player draws an additional card.
 Whenever an opponent draws a card, Nekusar, the Mindrazer deals 1 damage to that player.

LANDS:

(T) Mountain
(T) Swamp
(T) Island

    Steam Vents https://scryfall.com/card/exp/12/steam-vents
    (T), add U or R
    As Steam Vents enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don’t, it enters the battlefield tapped.

(T) Water Grave https://scryfall.com/card/exp/7/watery-grave
    (T), add U or B
    As Watery Grave enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don’t, it enters the battlefield tapped

    Polluted Delta https://scryfall.com/card/exp/17/polluted-delta

Creatures:

     Nightscape Familiar https://scryfall.com/card/c13/83/nightscape-familiar
     Creature — Zombie (1/1)
     Blue spells and red spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
     {1}{B}: Regenerate Nightscape Familiar.

     Locust God https://scryfall.com/card/mp2/51/the-locust-god
     Legendary Creature — God (4/4)
     Flying
     Whenever you draw a card, create a 1/1 blue and red Insect creature token with flying and haste.
     {2}{U}{R}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
     When The Locust God dies, return it to its owner’s hand at the beginning of the next end step.

     1/1 Red Blue Insect token
     Flying, Haste

(SS) Nekusar, the Mindrazer https://scryfall.com/card/cmr/...ekusar-the-mindrazer
     Legendary Creature — Zombie Wizard (2/4)
     At the beginning of each player’s draw step, that player draws an additional card.
     Whenever an opponent draws a card, Nekusar, the Mindrazer deals 1 damage to that player.

Enchantments:
Artifacts:

    Arcane Signet https://scryfall.com/card/prm/86152/arcane-signet
    (T): Add one mana of any color in your commander’s color identity.

Planeswalkers:

GRAVEYARD:
Bloodstained Mire https://scryfall.com/card/exp/18/bloodstained-mire

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Matthew
GM, 5300 posts
Looks like I picked the
wrong day to give up MTG!
Fri 17 Sep 2021
at 01:07
  • msg #26

Re: Table G:  Grizzly, Matthew, Munch

Yes, that Okaun is going to be quite scary!  Especially when he no doubt finds a way to give him trample or unblockable!

TURN SIX
Untap,
Upkeep, extra Draw (take 1 damage from Nekusar, the Mindrazer)
Draw (take 1 damage from Nekusar, the Mindrazer )
1st Main Phase:
Play a Mountain

Tap 2RR to cast Krenko, Mob Boss https://scryfall.com/card/jmp/339/krenko-mob-boss
Tap 1R to cast Goblin Tinkerer https://scryfall.com/card/ath/40/goblin-tinkerer

Attack Phase:

2nd Main Phase:

End Turn Phase:

LIFE: 38
HAND: 2
DECK: 86 (A 100 card deck)
  This deck is legal in:  Vintage, Commander, Highlander.  - No Errors. - it contains 29 Rares and 0 Mythic and 0 Special (29% of deck), of which 8 are lands.  It has 5 cards in a Sideboard..
Commander:
Wort, Boggart Auntie - (Legendary Goblin Shaman, 3/3, {2}{B}{R} (4)
Fear (This creature can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may return target Goblin card from your graveyard to your hand.)
[https://scryfall.com/card/lrw/252/wort-boggart-auntie] - CAST ONCE
    Auntie always knows which berries to lick, which kithkin to trick, and what to do when either goes wrong.

BATTLEFIELD:
Land:
(T) Auntie's Hovel https://scryfall.com/card/lrw/267/auntie's-hovel
    As Auntie's Hovel enters the battlefield, you may reveal a Goblin card from your hand. If you don't, Auntie's Hovel enters the battlefield tapped.
    {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

(T) Luxury Suite https://scryfall.com/card/zne/18/luxury-suite
    Luxury Suite enters the battlefield tapped unless you have two or more opponents.
    {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

(T) Mountain

(T) Command Tower https://scryfall.com/card/afc/230/command-tower
    {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

(T) Mountain
(T) Mountain

Creatures:
red creature token (Goblin - 1/1)

Goblin Piledriver - (Goblin Warrior, 1/2, {1}{R} (2)
  Protection from blue (This creature can't be blocked, targeted, dealt damage, or enchanted by anything blue.)
  Whenever Goblin Piledriver attacks, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn for each other attacking Goblin.)
  [https://scryfall.com/card/sld/21/goblin-piledriver]

Golgari Thug - (Human Warrior, 1/1, {1}{B} (2)
When Golgari Thug dies, put target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library.
Dredge 4 (If you would draw a card, you may mill four cards instead. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.))
[https://scryfall.com/card/plist/98/golgari-thug]

Wort, Boggart Auntie - (Legendary Goblin Shaman, 3/3, {2}{B}{R} (4)
Fear (This creature can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may return target Goblin card from your graveyard to your hand.)
[https://scryfall.com/card/lrw/252/wort-boggart-auntie]
    Auntie always knows which berries to lick, which kithkin to trick, and what to do when either goes wrong.

(SS) Krenko, Mob Boss - (Legendary Goblin Warrior, 3/3, {2}{R}{R} (4)
{T}: Create X 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens, where X is the number of Goblins you control.)
[https://scryfall.com/card/jmp/339/krenko-mob-boss]

(SS) Goblin Tinkerer - (Goblin Artificer, 1/2, {1}{R} (2)
{R}, {T}: Destroy target artifact. That artifact deals damage equal to its mana value to Goblin Tinkerer.)
[https://scryfall.com/card/ath/40/goblin-tinkerer]

Enchantments:
Artifacts:
Planeswalkers:

GRAVEYARD:
Dragon Fodder https://scryfall.com/card/jmp/309/dragon-fodder
Goblin Grenade https://scryfall.com/card/plist/132/goblin-grenade


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The MunchKING
player, 2935 posts
The MunchKING is here!!
Run in fear!!
Fri 17 Sep 2021
at 01:28
  • msg #27

Re: Coin flips to win the Game

Matthew:
Yes, that Okaun is going to be quite scary!  Especially when he no doubt finds a way to give him trample or unblockable!


Not in frickin' Mono-red. Where my Islands at?


TURN 6:

Untap:  Untap All

Upkeep:


Draw:  Draw 1

Main:

Tap all of my mountains to summon the mighty Kazuul, Tyrant of the Cliffs.
https://scryfall.com/card/c16/...tyrant-of-the-cliffs


Combat:

Oukan starts raging up on Chaos.


20:23, Today: The MunchKING rolled 2 using 1d2.  How Big can Chaos Get? I roll 1.

20:23, Today: The MunchKING rolled 1 using 1d2.  How Big can Chaos Get? I roll 1.

I got 1 right before losing so he is 2^1 times stronger, or 6/6.

Grizzly wouldn't bring his buddy Zndrsplt to him so Oukan plows into his camp! (6 Damage)

Main:

End:

Okuan calms down and goes back to being a 3/3.

End Turn.
 ___________________________________________________________________

 Life: 40
 Hand: 4/7
 Library: 87  [100 card library]
 Command Zone:
Okaun, Eye of Chaos (6R) (Cast Once)
https://scryfall.com/card/bbd/6/okaun-eye-of-chaos
 Zndrsplt, Eye of Wisdom (4U)
https://scryfall.com/card/bbd/5/zndrsplt-eye-of-wisdom
 ___________________________________________________________________


 LANDS:

T - Mountain X 5

  - Mountain X 0


 CREATURES:

T - Okaun, Eye of Chaos
[Legendary Creature -- Cyclops Berserker 3/3
Partner with Zndrsplt, Eye of Wisdom (When this creature enters the battlefield, target player may put Zndrsplt into their hand from their library, then shuffle.)
At the beginning of combat on your turn, flip a coin until you lose a flip.
Whenever a player wins a coin flip, double Okaun’s power and toughness until end of turn.]

  - Mijae Djinn
[Creature -- Djinn 6/3
Whenever Mijae Djinn attacks, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, remove Mijae Djinn from combat and tap it.]

  - Kazuul, Tyrant of the Cliffs
[Legendary Creature -- Ogre 5/4
Whenever a creature an opponent controls attacks, if you’re the defending player, create a 3/3 red Ogre creature token unless that creature’s controller pays {3}.]


 ENCHANTMENTS:

  - Goblin Festival
[Enchantment
{2}: Goblin Festival deals 1 damage to any target. Flip a coin. If you lose the flip, choose one of your opponents. That player gains control of Goblin Festival.]

 ARTIFACTS:

  - Land Mine x 3
[Token Artifact
{R}, Sacrifice this artifact: This artifact deals 2 damage to target attacking creature without flying.]

 PLANESWALKER:

  -

 ____________________________________________________________________
 GRAVEYARD:
Goblin Kaboomist

 EXILE:


This message was last edited by the player at 01:29, Fri 17 Sept 2021.
Grizzly
player, 151 posts
Fri 17 Sep 2021
at 01:46
  • msg #28

Re: Coin flips to win the Game

Don't forget Nekusar makes you draw 1 more card every turn, and take 1 for each card you draw. I'm not sure if that'll change your turn but I figured I'd give you the chance to change your turn.
The MunchKING
player, 2936 posts
The MunchKING is here!!
Run in fear!!
Fri 17 Sep 2021
at 02:11
  • msg #29

Re: Coin flips to win the Game

Grizzly:
Don't forget Nekusar makes you draw 1 more card every turn, and take 1 for each card you draw. I'm not sure if that'll change your turn but I figured I'd give you the chance to change your turn.


EACH Player? Well I doubt I'll draw anything better than Kazuul, but sure, I'll take another draw. And 2 Damage. :(

*draws*

Yeah, that was NOT better.
Grizzly
player, 152 posts
Fri 17 Sep 2021
at 21:14
  • msg #30

Re: Table G:  Grizzly, Matthew, Munch

Hey, I tried to get you a better card, quit complaining about the draws. ;)

Block Okaun with the Nightscape Familiar, pay the 1B to regenerate him

Before the end of Munch's turn, I pay 1 life and crack my Delta for a Blood Crypt tapped https://scryfall.com/card/exp/8/blood-crypt

TURN 6:

Untap:  Untap All

Upkeep:

Draw:  Draw 1 for turn, draw another from Nekusar, make two Insect tokens

Main:

Play a Reliquary Tower https://scryfall.com/card/cmr/710/reliquary-tower

Tap 3UU to play Forced Fruition https://scryfall.com/card/lrw/66/forced-fruition

Combat:

Main:

End:

End Turn.

Life: 33
 Hand: 3/7
 Library: 83 [99 card library]
 Command Zone:
Nekusar, the Mindrazer https://scryfall.com/card/cmr/...ekusar-the-mindrazer
 Legendary Creature — Zombie Wizard (2UBR) (Cast once)
 At the beginning of each player’s draw step, that player draws an additional card.
 Whenever an opponent draws a card, Nekusar, the Mindrazer deals 1 damage to that player.

LANDS:

(T) Mountain
(T) Swamp
    Island

(T) Steam Vents https://scryfall.com/card/exp/12/steam-vents
    (T): add U or R
    As Steam Vents enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don’t, it enters the battlefield tapped.

(T) Water Grave https://scryfall.com/card/exp/7/watery-grave
    (T): add U or B
    As Watery Grave enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don’t, it enters the battlefield tapped

    Blood Crypt tapped https://scryfall.com/card/exp/8/blood-crypt
    (T): add B or R
    As Watery Grave enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don’t, it enters the battlefield tapped

(T) Reliquary Tower https://scryfall.com/card/cmr/710/reliquary-tower
    You have no maximum hand size
    (T): Add (C)

Creatures:

     Nightscape Familiar https://scryfall.com/card/c13/83/nightscape-familiar
     Creature — Zombie (1/1)
     Blue spells and red spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
     {1}{B}: Regenerate Nightscape Familiar.

     Locust God https://scryfall.com/card/mp2/51/the-locust-god
     Legendary Creature — God (4/4)
     Flying
     Whenever you draw a card, create a 1/1 blue and red Insect creature token with flying and haste.
     {2}{U}{R}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
     When The Locust God dies, return it to its owner’s hand at the beginning of the next end step.

     1/1 Red Blue Insect token x3
     Flying, Haste

     Nekusar, the Mindrazer https://scryfall.com/card/cmr/...ekusar-the-mindrazer
     Legendary Creature — Zombie Wizard (2/4)
     At the beginning of each player’s draw step, that player draws an additional card.
     Whenever an opponent draws a card, Nekusar, the Mindrazer deals 1 damage to that player.

Enchantments:

 Forced Fruition https://scryfall.com/card/lrw/66/forced-fruition
  Whenever an opponent casts a spell, that player draws seven cards.

Artifacts:

    Arcane Signet https://scryfall.com/card/prm/86152/arcane-signet
    (T): Add one mana of any color in your commander’s color identity.

Planeswalkers:

GRAVEYARD:
Bloodstained Mire https://scryfall.com/card/exp/18/bloodstained-mire
Polluted Delta https://scryfall.com/card/exp/17/polluted-delta

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Matthew
GM, 5301 posts
Looks like I picked the
wrong day to give up MTG!
Sat 18 Sep 2021
at 07:38
  • msg #31

Re: Table G:  Grizzly, Matthew, Munch

Forced Fruition?   Holy Cards Batman!

TURN SEVEN
Untap,
Upkeep, extra Draw (take 1 damage from Nekusar, the Mindrazer)
Draw (take 1 damage from Nekusar, the Mindrazer )
1st Main Phase:
Play a Tainted Peak https://scryfall.com/card/afc/266/tainted-peak

Tap 2BR to cast Murderous Redcap https://scryfall.com/card/plist/236/murderous-redcap
   As I cast the spell, I draw 7 cards from Forced Fruition (and take 7 damage from Nekusar, the Mindrazer - ouch!)
   As Murderous Redcap comes into play, he deals 2 damage to Grizzly's Nightscape Familiar.

Tap 1RR to cast Hobgoblin Bandit Lord https://scryfall.com/card/afr/...obgoblin-bandit-lord
   As I cast the spell, I draw 7 cards from Forced Fruition (and take 7 damage from Nekusar, the Mindrazer - double ouch!)

Attack Phase:
Tap and attack Grizzly with Wort, Boggart Auntie (4/4, Fear, General Damage)

2nd Main Phase:

End Turn Phase:

LIFE: 22
HAND: 7
DECK: 69 (A 100 card deck)
  This deck is legal in:  Vintage, Commander, Highlander.  - No Errors. - it contains 29 Rares and 0 Mythic and 0 Special (29% of deck), of which 8 are lands.  It has 5 cards in a Sideboard..
Commander:
Wort, Boggart Auntie - (Legendary Goblin Shaman, 3/3, {2}{B}{R} (4)
Fear (This creature can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may return target Goblin card from your graveyard to your hand.)
[https://scryfall.com/card/lrw/252/wort-boggart-auntie] - CAST ONCE
    Auntie always knows which berries to lick, which kithkin to trick, and what to do when either goes wrong.

BATTLEFIELD:
Land:
(T) Auntie's Hovel https://scryfall.com/card/lrw/267/auntie's-hovel
    As Auntie's Hovel enters the battlefield, you may reveal a Goblin card from your hand. If you don't, Auntie's Hovel enters the battlefield tapped.
    {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

(T) Luxury Suite https://scryfall.com/card/zne/18/luxury-suite
    Luxury Suite enters the battlefield tapped unless you have two or more opponents.
    {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

(T) Mountain

(T) Command Tower https://scryfall.com/card/afc/230/command-tower
    {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

(T) Mountain
(T) Mountain

(T) Tainted Peak https://scryfall.com/card/afc/266/tainted-peak
    {T}: Add {C}.
    {T}: Add {B} or {R}. Activate only if you control a Swamp.

Creatures:
red creature token (Goblin - 1/1 -> 2/2 [includes +1/+1 from Hobgoblin Bandit Lord])

Goblin Piledriver - (Goblin Warrior, 1/2 -> 2/3 [includes +1/+1 from Hobgoblin Bandit Lord], {1}{R} (2)
  Protection from blue (This creature can't be blocked, targeted, dealt damage, or enchanted by anything blue.)
  Whenever Goblin Piledriver attacks, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn for each other attacking Goblin.)
  [https://scryfall.com/card/sld/21/goblin-piledriver]

Golgari Thug - (Human Warrior, 1/1, {1}{B} (2)
When Golgari Thug dies, put target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library.
Dredge 4 (If you would draw a card, you may mill four cards instead. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.))
[https://scryfall.com/card/plist/98/golgari-thug]

(TA) Wort, Boggart Auntie - (Legendary Goblin Shaman, 3/3 -> 4/4 [includes +1/+1 from Hobgoblin Bandit Lord], {2}{B}{R} (4)
Fear (This creature can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may return target Goblin card from your graveyard to your hand.)
[https://scryfall.com/card/lrw/252/wort-boggart-auntie]
    Auntie always knows which berries to lick, which kithkin to trick, and what to do when either goes wrong.

Krenko, Mob Boss - (Legendary Goblin Warrior, 3/3 -> 4/4 [includes +1/+1 from Hobgoblin Bandit Lord], {2}{R}{R} (4)
{T}: Create X 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens, where X is the number of Goblins you control.)
[https://scryfall.com/card/jmp/339/krenko-mob-boss]

Goblin Tinkerer - (Goblin Artificer, 1/2 -> 2/3 [includes +1/+1 from Hobgoblin Bandit Lord], {1}{R} (2)
{R}, {T}: Destroy target artifact. That artifact deals damage equal to its mana value to Goblin Tinkerer.)
[https://scryfall.com/card/ath/40/goblin-tinkerer]

(SS) Murderous Redcap - (Goblin Assassin, 2/2 -> 3/3 [includes +1/+1 from Hobgoblin Bandit Lord], {2}{B/R}{B/R} (4)
When Murderous Redcap enters the battlefield, it deals damage equal to its power to any target.
Persist (When this creature dies, if it had no -1/-1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a -1/-1 counter on it.))
[https://scryfall.com/card/plist/236/murderous-redcap]

(SS) Hobgoblin Bandit Lord - (Goblin Rogue, 2/3, {1}{R}{R} (3)
Other Goblins you control get +1/+1.
{R}, {T}: Hobgoblin Bandit Lord deals damage equal to the number of Goblins that entered the battlefield under your control this turn to any target.)
[https://scryfall.com/card/afr/...obgoblin-bandit-lord]

Enchantments:
Artifacts:
Planeswalkers:

GRAVEYARD:
Dragon Fodder https://scryfall.com/card/jmp/309/dragon-fodder
Goblin Grenade https://scryfall.com/card/plist/132/goblin-grenade
Squeaking Pie Grubfellows https://scryfall.com/card/mor/...king-pie-grubfellows
Earwig Squad https://scryfall.com/card/mma/82/earwig-squad
Reckless One https://scryfall.com/card/evg/48/reckless-one
Brash Taunter https://scryfall.com/card/m21/133/brash-taunter
Tuktuk Scrapper https://scryfall.com/card/wwk/94/tuktuk-scrapper
Squeaking Pie Sneak https://scryfall.com/card/lrw/142/squeaking-pie-sneak
Mountain
Swamp


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Grizzly
player, 153 posts
Sat 18 Sep 2021
at 11:25
  • msg #32

Re: Table G:  Grizzly, Matthew, Munch

Sure, the Familiar dies and I take 4.

Don't forget to post what you discarded at the end of turn. I'm sure there was plenty. ;)
Matthew
GM, 5302 posts
Looks like I picked the
wrong day to give up MTG!
Sat 18 Sep 2021
at 12:33
  • msg #33

Re: Table G:  Grizzly, Matthew, Munch

In reply to Grizzly (msg # 32):
Sorry - missed updating my graveyard.  Will do so now.
The MunchKING
player, 2937 posts
The MunchKING is here!!
Run in fear!!
Sat 18 Sep 2021
at 13:56
  • msg #34

Re: Coin flips to win the Game

Grizzly:
Hey, I tried to get you a better card, quit complaining about the draws. ;)


It's MY deck and I'll complain about the horrible cards I put in it if I want to. :p


TURN 6:

Untap:  Untap All

Upkeep:


Draw:  Draw 2

Take 2 Damage.

Main:

I play a Swiftwater Cliffs.
https://scryfall.com/card/m21/251/swiftwater-cliffs

I gain 1 Life.

Tap 4 of my mountains to get some goblin engineers to build me a weapon. They made a Boompile!
https://scryfall.com/card/c16/52/boompile

They undergo Forced Fruition and bombard me with spell ideas.
(I Draw 7, take 7 Damage.)


Combat:

Oukan starts raging up on Chaos.


08:41, Today: The MunchKING rolled 1 using 1d2.  How Big can Chaos Get? I roll 2.

08:41, Today: The MunchKING rolled 1 using 1d2.  How Big can Chaos Get? I roll 1.

I got 1 right before losing so he is 2^1 times stronger, or 6/6.

I order the Majin Genie (I mean "Mijae Djinn") to attack.

08:43, Today: The MunchKING rolled 1 using 1d2.  Does the Djinn punch? 2 says "Yes". .

It gets it in its head to ignore me and even make itself explictly unready for combat.

Grizzly wouldn't bring his buddy Zndrsplt to him so Oukan plows into his camp! (6 Damage)

Main:

End:

Okuan calms down and goes back to being a 3/3.

Discard:
Arcane Adaption
Goblin Psychopath
Cavern of Souls
Tide of War

... Man I really want 8 cards in hand, figuring out the last one to discard is HARD.

Spirebluff Canal, though I need the Blue.

End Turn.
 ___________________________________________________________________

 Life: 30
 Hand: 7/7
 Library: 77  [100 card library]
 Command Zone:
Okaun, Eye of Chaos (6R) (Cast Once)
https://scryfall.com/card/bbd/6/okaun-eye-of-chaos
 Zndrsplt, Eye of Wisdom (4U)
https://scryfall.com/card/bbd/5/zndrsplt-eye-of-wisdom
 ___________________________________________________________________


 LANDS:

T - Mountain X 4

  - Mountain X 1

T - Swiftwater Cliffs
[Land
Swiftwater Cliffs enters the battlefield tapped.
When Swiftwater Cliffs enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life.
{T}: Add {U} or {R}.]

 CREATURES:

T - Okaun, Eye of Chaos
[Legendary Creature -- Cyclops Berserker 3/3
Partner with Zndrsplt, Eye of Wisdom (When this creature enters the battlefield, target player may put Zndrsplt into their hand from their library, then shuffle.)
At the beginning of combat on your turn, flip a coin until you lose a flip.
Whenever a player wins a coin flip, double Okaun’s power and toughness until end of turn.]

T - Mijae Djinn
[Creature -- Djinn 6/3
Whenever Mijae Djinn attacks, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, remove Mijae Djinn from combat and tap it.]

  - Kazuul, Tyrant of the Cliffs
[Legendary Creature -- Ogre 5/4
Whenever a creature an opponent controls attacks, if you’re the defending player, create a 3/3 red Ogre creature token unless that creature’s controller pays {3}.]


 ENCHANTMENTS:

  - Goblin Festival
[Enchantment
{2}: Goblin Festival deals 1 damage to any target. Flip a coin. If you lose the flip, choose one of your opponents. That player gains control of Goblin Festival.]

 ARTIFACTS:

  - Land Mine x 3
[Token Artifact
{R}, Sacrifice this artifact: This artifact deals 2 damage to target attacking creature without flying.]

  - BOOMPile
[Artifact
{T}: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, destroy all nonland permanents.]

 PLANESWALKER:

  -

 ____________________________________________________________________
 GRAVEYARD:
Goblin Kaboomist
Arcane Adaption
Goblin Psychopath
Cavern of Souls
Tide of War
Spirebluff Canal

 EXILE:


Grizzly
player, 154 posts
Sat 18 Sep 2021
at 14:44
  • msg #35

Re: Table G:  Grizzly, Matthew, Munch

Block Okaun with an Insect token.

Before the end of Munch's turn, I tap 1UU to flash in Dictate of Kruphix https://scryfall.com/card/pjou/37/dictate-of-kruphix

TURN 7:

Untap:  Untap All

Upkeep:

Draw:  Draw 1 for turn, draw another from Nekusar, a third from Dictate, make three Insect tokens

Main:

Tap 2 to play Howling Mine https://scryfall.com/card/sld/177/howling-mine

Tap 1UU to play Jace's Archivist https://scryfall.com/card/c15/95/jaces-archivist

Combat:

Main:

End:

End Turn.

Life: 33
 Hand: 3/7
 Library: 80 [99 card library]
 Command Zone:
Nekusar, the Mindrazer https://scryfall.com/card/cmr/...ekusar-the-mindrazer
 Legendary Creature — Zombie Wizard (2UBR) (Cast once)
 At the beginning of each player’s draw step, that player draws an additional card.
 Whenever an opponent draws a card, Nekusar, the Mindrazer deals 1 damage to that player.

LANDS:

(T) Mountain
(T) Swamp
(T) Island

    Steam Vents https://scryfall.com/card/exp/12/steam-vents
    (T): add U or R
    As Steam Vents enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don’t, it enters the battlefield tapped.

(T) Water Grave https://scryfall.com/card/exp/7/watery-grave
    (T): add U or B
    As Watery Grave enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don’t, it enters the battlefield tapped

    Blood Crypt tapped https://scryfall.com/card/exp/8/blood-crypt
    (T): add B or R
    As Watery Grave enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don’t, it enters the battlefield tapped

(T) Reliquary Tower https://scryfall.com/card/cmr/710/reliquary-tower
    You have no maximum hand size
    (T): Add (C)

Creatures:

     Locust God https://scryfall.com/card/mp2/51/the-locust-god
     Legendary Creature — God (4/4)
     Flying
     Whenever you draw a card, create a 1/1 blue and red Insect creature token with flying and haste.
     {2}{U}{R}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
     When The Locust God dies, return it to its owner’s hand at the beginning of the next end step.

     1/1 Red Blue Insect token x5
     Flying, Haste

     Nekusar, the Mindrazer https://scryfall.com/card/cmr/...ekusar-the-mindrazer
     Legendary Creature — Zombie Wizard (2/4)
     At the beginning of each player’s draw step, that player draws an additional card.
     Whenever an opponent draws a card, Nekusar, the Mindrazer deals 1 damage to that player.

(SS) Jace's Archivist https://scryfall.com/card/c15/95/jaces-archivist
     Creature — Vedalken Wizard (2/2)
     (U), (T): Each player discards their hand, then draws cards equal to the greatest number of cards a player discarded this way.

Enchantments:

 Forced Fruition https://scryfall.com/card/lrw/66/forced-fruition
  Whenever an opponent casts a spell, that player draws seven cards.

 Dictate of Kruphix https://scryfall.com/card/pjou/37/dictate-of-kruphix
  Flash
  At the beginning of each player’s draw step, that player draws an additional card.

Artifacts:

    Arcane Signet https://scryfall.com/card/prm/86152/arcane-signet
    (T): Add one mana of any color in your commander’s color identity.

    Howling Mine https://scryfall.com/card/sld/177/howling-mine
    At the beginning of each player’s draw step, if Howling Mine is untapped, that player draws an additional card.

Planeswalkers:

GRAVEYARD:
Bloodstained Mire https://scryfall.com/card/exp/18/bloodstained-mire
Polluted Delta https://scryfall.com/card/exp/17/polluted-delta
Nightscape Familiar https://scryfall.com/card/c13/83/nightscape-familiar

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Matthew
GM, 5303 posts
Looks like I picked the
wrong day to give up MTG!
Sat 18 Sep 2021
at 16:54
  • msg #36

Re: Table G:  Grizzly, Matthew, Munch

At the end of Grizzly's turn, I tap Krenko, Mob Boss to create 7 1/1 red goblin creature tokens.

TURN EIGHT
Untap,
Upkeep,
Wort, Boggart Auntie also performs a ritural, returning a goblin creature from the grave to my hand - namely Brash Taunter https://scryfall.com/card/m21/133/brash-taunter

Draw Draw 3 more (from Nekusar, the Mindrazer, Dictate of Kruphix and Howling Mine) - take 4 damage from Nekusar, the Mindrazer)
1st Main Phase:

Play an Opal Palace https://scryfall.com/card/c21/306/opal-palace

Attack Phase:
Tap and attack Grizzly with:
   Wort, Boggart Auntie (4/4, Fear, General Damage)
   Goblin Piledriver (Protection from Blue, 11/12)
   Golgari Thug (1/1)
   Murderous Redcap (3/3)
   Goblin token (2/2)
   Goblin token (2/2)
   Goblin token (2/2)
   Goblin token (2/2)
   Goblin token (2/2)
   Goblin token (2/2)
   Goblin token (2/2)
   Goblin token (2/2)

PAUSE FOR BLOCKERS



LIFE: 18
HAND: 11
DECK: 65 (A 100 card deck)
  This deck is legal in:  Vintage, Commander, Highlander.  - No Errors. - it contains 29 Rares and 0 Mythic and 0 Special (29% of deck), of which 8 are lands.  It has 5 cards in a Sideboard..
Commander:
Wort, Boggart Auntie - (Legendary Goblin Shaman, 3/3, {2}{B}{R} (4)
Fear (This creature can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may return target Goblin card from your graveyard to your hand.)
[https://scryfall.com/card/lrw/252/wort-boggart-auntie] - CAST ONCE
    Auntie always knows which berries to lick, which kithkin to trick, and what to do when either goes wrong.

BATTLEFIELD:
Land:
    Auntie's Hovel https://scryfall.com/card/lrw/267/auntie's-hovel
    As Auntie's Hovel enters the battlefield, you may reveal a Goblin card from your hand. If you don't, Auntie's Hovel enters the battlefield tapped.
    {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

    Luxury Suite https://scryfall.com/card/zne/18/luxury-suite
    Luxury Suite enters the battlefield tapped unless you have two or more opponents.
    {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

    Mountain

    Command Tower https://scryfall.com/card/afc/230/command-tower
    {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

    Mountain
    Mountain

    Tainted Peak https://scryfall.com/card/afc/266/tainted-peak
    {T}: Add {C}.
    {T}: Add {B} or {R}. Activate only if you control a Swamp.

    Opal Palace https://scryfall.com/card/c21/306/opal-palace
    {T}: Add {C}.
    {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. If you spend this mana to cast your commander, it enters the battlefield with a number of additional +1/+1 counters on it equal to the number of times it's been cast from the command zone this game.

Creatures:
(TA) red creature token (Goblin - 1/1 -> 2/2 [includes +1/+1 from Hobgoblin Bandit Lord])

(TA) Goblin Piledriver - (Goblin Warrior, 1/2 -> 2/3 [includes +1/+1 from Hobgoblin Bandit Lord], {1}{R} (2)
  Protection from blue (This creature can't be blocked, targeted, dealt damage, or enchanted by anything blue.)
  Whenever Goblin Piledriver attacks, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn for each other attacking Goblin.)
  [https://scryfall.com/card/sld/21/goblin-piledriver]

(TA) Golgari Thug - (Human Warrior, 1/1, {1}{B} (2)
When Golgari Thug dies, put target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library.
Dredge 4 (If you would draw a card, you may mill four cards instead. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.))
[https://scryfall.com/card/plist/98/golgari-thug]

(TA) Wort, Boggart Auntie - (Legendary Goblin Shaman, 3/3 -> 4/4 [includes +1/+1 from Hobgoblin Bandit Lord], {2}{B}{R} (4)
Fear (This creature can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may return target Goblin card from your graveyard to your hand.)
[https://scryfall.com/card/lrw/252/wort-boggart-auntie]
    Auntie always knows which berries to lick, which kithkin to trick, and what to do when either goes wrong.

Krenko, Mob Boss - (Legendary Goblin Warrior, 3/3 -> 4/4 [includes +1/+1 from Hobgoblin Bandit Lord], {2}{R}{R} (4)
{T}: Create X 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens, where X is the number of Goblins you control.)
[https://scryfall.com/card/jmp/339/krenko-mob-boss]

Goblin Tinkerer - (Goblin Artificer, 1/2 -> 2/3 [includes +1/+1 from Hobgoblin Bandit Lord], {1}{R} (2)
{R}, {T}: Destroy target artifact. That artifact deals damage equal to its mana value to Goblin Tinkerer.)
[https://scryfall.com/card/ath/40/goblin-tinkerer]

(TA) Murderous Redcap - (Goblin Assassin, 2/2 -> 3/3 [includes +1/+1 from Hobgoblin Bandit Lord], {2}{B/R}{B/R} (4)
When Murderous Redcap enters the battlefield, it deals damage equal to its power to any target.
Persist (When this creature dies, if it had no -1/-1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a -1/-1 counter on it.))
[https://scryfall.com/card/plist/236/murderous-redcap]

Hobgoblin Bandit Lord - (Goblin Rogue, 2/3, {1}{R}{R} (3)
Other Goblins you control get +1/+1.
{R}, {T}: Hobgoblin Bandit Lord deals damage equal to the number of Goblins that entered the battlefield under your control this turn to any target.)
[https://scryfall.com/card/afr/...obgoblin-bandit-lord]

(TA) red creature token (Goblin - 1/1 -> 2/2 [includes +1/+1 from Hobgoblin Bandit Lord])
(TA) red creature token (Goblin - 1/1 -> 2/2 [includes +1/+1 from Hobgoblin Bandit Lord])
(TA) red creature token (Goblin - 1/1 -> 2/2 [includes +1/+1 from Hobgoblin Bandit Lord])
(TA) red creature token (Goblin - 1/1 -> 2/2 [includes +1/+1 from Hobgoblin Bandit Lord])
(TA) red creature token (Goblin - 1/1 -> 2/2 [includes +1/+1 from Hobgoblin Bandit Lord])
(TA) red creature token (Goblin - 1/1 -> 2/2 [includes +1/+1 from Hobgoblin Bandit Lord])
(TA) red creature token (Goblin - 1/1 -> 2/2 [includes +1/+1 from Hobgoblin Bandit Lord])

Enchantments:
Artifacts:
Planeswalkers:

GRAVEYARD:
Dragon Fodder https://scryfall.com/card/jmp/309/dragon-fodder
Goblin Grenade https://scryfall.com/card/plist/132/goblin-grenade
Squeaking Pie Grubfellows https://scryfall.com/card/mor/...king-pie-grubfellows
Earwig Squad https://scryfall.com/card/mma/82/earwig-squad
Reckless One https://scryfall.com/card/evg/48/reckless-one
Tuktuk Scrapper https://scryfall.com/card/wwk/94/tuktuk-scrapper
Squeaking Pie Sneak https://scryfall.com/card/lrw/142/squeaking-pie-sneak
Mountain
Swamp


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The MunchKING
player, 2938 posts
The MunchKING is here!!
Run in fear!!
Sat 18 Sep 2021
at 17:00
  • msg #37

Re: Table G:  Grizzly, Matthew, Munch

Ok, it was messing with me so I thought I'd comment. All those draw effects say that they happen in your draw step, so it's all there.
Matthew
GM, 5304 posts
Looks like I picked the
wrong day to give up MTG!
Sat 18 Sep 2021
at 18:44
  • msg #38

Re: Table G:  Grizzly, Matthew, Munch

In reply to The MunchKING (msg # 37):

Ah, good point.  I confess I was assuming it happened in the upkeep - I will mark it correctly going forward.  ;-)
Grizzly
player, 155 posts
Sun 19 Sep 2021
at 01:02
  • msg #39

Re: Table G:  Grizzly, Matthew, Munch

I'll block the Redcap with an Insect token, and then Nekusar and the Locust God will each block a token. I take 28 unless you do something else.
Matthew
GM, 5305 posts
Looks like I picked the
wrong day to give up MTG!
Sun 19 Sep 2021
at 07:08
  • msg #40

Re: Table G:  Grizzly, Matthew, Munch

TURN EIGHT - CONTINUED
Untap,
Upkeep,
Wort, Boggart Auntie also performs a ritural, returning a goblin creature from the grave to my hand - namely Brash Taunter https://scryfall.com/card/m21/133/brash-taunter
Draw, then draw 3 more (from Nekusar, the Mindrazer, Dictate of Kruphix and Howling Mine) - take 4 damage from Nekusar, the Mindrazer)

1st Main Phase:

Play an Opal Palace https://scryfall.com/card/c21/306/opal-palace

Attack Phase:
Tap and attack Grizzly with:
   Wort, Boggart Auntie (4/4, Fear, General Damage)
   Goblin Piledriver (Protection from Blue, 11/12)
   Golgari Thug (1/1)
   Murderous Redcap (3/3) -
BLOCKED - kills an insect token
   Goblin token (2/2) - BLOCKED - killed by Nekusar
   Goblin token (2/2) - BLOCKED - killed by Locust God
   Goblin token (2/2)
   Goblin token (2/2)
   Goblin token (2/2)
   Goblin token (2/2)
   Goblin token (2/2)
   Goblin token (2/2)


The rest remain unblocked and deal 28 damage.

CONTINUED:
2nd Main Phase:
Tap R and Goblin Tinkerer to destroy BOOMPile...
   Munch - do you activate BOOMPile in response?


LIFE: 18
HAND: 11
DECK: 65 (A 100 card deck)
  This deck is legal in:  Vintage, Commander, Highlander.  - No Errors. - it contains 29 Rares and 0 Mythic and 0 Special (29% of deck), of which 8 are lands.  It has 5 cards in a Sideboard..
Commander:
Wort, Boggart Auntie - (Legendary Goblin Shaman, 3/3, {2}{B}{R} (4)
Fear (This creature can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may return target Goblin card from your graveyard to your hand.)
[https://scryfall.com/card/lrw/252/wort-boggart-auntie] - CAST ONCE
    Auntie always knows which berries to lick, which kithkin to trick, and what to do when either goes wrong.

BATTLEFIELD:
Land:
    Auntie's Hovel https://scryfall.com/card/lrw/267/auntie's-hovel
    As Auntie's Hovel enters the battlefield, you may reveal a Goblin card from your hand. If you don't, Auntie's Hovel enters the battlefield tapped.
    {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

    Luxury Suite https://scryfall.com/card/zne/18/luxury-suite
    Luxury Suite enters the battlefield tapped unless you have two or more opponents.
    {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

(T) Mountain

    Command Tower https://scryfall.com/card/afc/230/command-tower
    {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

    Mountain
    Mountain

    Tainted Peak https://scryfall.com/card/afc/266/tainted-peak
    {T}: Add {C}.
    {T}: Add {B} or {R}. Activate only if you control a Swamp.

    Opal Palace https://scryfall.com/card/c21/306/opal-palace
    {T}: Add {C}.
    {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. If you spend this mana to cast your commander, it enters the battlefield with a number of additional +1/+1 counters on it equal to the number of times it's been cast from the command zone this game.

Creatures:
(TA) red creature token (Goblin - 1/1 -> 2/2 [includes +1/+1 from Hobgoblin Bandit Lord])

(TA) Goblin Piledriver - (Goblin Warrior, 1/2 -> 2/3 [includes +1/+1 from Hobgoblin Bandit Lord], {1}{R} (2)
  Protection from blue (This creature can't be blocked, targeted, dealt damage, or enchanted by anything blue.)
  Whenever Goblin Piledriver attacks, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn for each other attacking Goblin.)
  [https://scryfall.com/card/sld/21/goblin-piledriver]

(TA) Golgari Thug - (Human Warrior, 1/1, {1}{B} (2)
When Golgari Thug dies, put target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library.
Dredge 4 (If you would draw a card, you may mill four cards instead. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.))
[https://scryfall.com/card/plist/98/golgari-thug]

(TA) Wort, Boggart Auntie - (Legendary Goblin Shaman, 3/3 -> 4/4 [includes +1/+1 from Hobgoblin Bandit Lord], {2}{B}{R} (4)
Fear (This creature can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may return target Goblin card from your graveyard to your hand.)
[https://scryfall.com/card/lrw/252/wort-boggart-auntie]
    Auntie always knows which berries to lick, which kithkin to trick, and what to do when either goes wrong.

Krenko, Mob Boss - (Legendary Goblin Warrior, 3/3 -> 4/4 [includes +1/+1 from Hobgoblin Bandit Lord], {2}{R}{R} (4)
{T}: Create X 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens, where X is the number of Goblins you control.)
[https://scryfall.com/card/jmp/339/krenko-mob-boss]

(T) Goblin Tinkerer - (Goblin Artificer, 1/2 -> 2/3 [includes +1/+1 from Hobgoblin Bandit Lord], {1}{R} (2)
{R}, {T}: Destroy target artifact. That artifact deals damage equal to its mana value to Goblin Tinkerer.)
[https://scryfall.com/card/ath/40/goblin-tinkerer]

(TA) Murderous Redcap - (Goblin Assassin, 2/2 -> 3/3 [includes +1/+1 from Hobgoblin Bandit Lord], {2}{B/R}{B/R} (4)
When Murderous Redcap enters the battlefield, it deals damage equal to its power to any target.
Persist (When this creature dies, if it had no -1/-1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a -1/-1 counter on it.))
[https://scryfall.com/card/plist/236/murderous-redcap]

Hobgoblin Bandit Lord - (Goblin Rogue, 2/3, {1}{R}{R} (3)
Other Goblins you control get +1/+1.
{R}, {T}: Hobgoblin Bandit Lord deals damage equal to the number of Goblins that entered the battlefield under your control this turn to any target.)
[https://scryfall.com/card/afr/...obgoblin-bandit-lord]

(TA) red creature token (Goblin - 1/1 -> 2/2 [includes +1/+1 from Hobgoblin Bandit Lord])
(TA) red creature token (Goblin - 1/1 -> 2/2 [includes +1/+1 from Hobgoblin Bandit Lord])

(TA) red creature token (Goblin - 1/1 -> 2/2 [includes +1/+1 from Hobgoblin Bandit Lord])
(TA) red creature token (Goblin - 1/1 -> 2/2 [includes +1/+1 from Hobgoblin Bandit Lord])
(TA) red creature token (Goblin - 1/1 -> 2/2 [includes +1/+1 from Hobgoblin Bandit Lord])
(TA) red creature token (Goblin - 1/1 -> 2/2 [includes +1/+1 from Hobgoblin Bandit Lord])
(TA) red creature token (Goblin - 1/1 -> 2/2 [includes +1/+1 from Hobgoblin Bandit Lord])

Enchantments:
Artifacts:
Planeswalkers:

GRAVEYARD:
Dragon Fodder https://scryfall.com/card/jmp/309/dragon-fodder
Goblin Grenade https://scryfall.com/card/plist/132/goblin-grenade
Squeaking Pie Grubfellows https://scryfall.com/card/mor/...king-pie-grubfellows
Earwig Squad https://scryfall.com/card/mma/82/earwig-squad
Reckless One https://scryfall.com/card/evg/48/reckless-one
Tuktuk Scrapper https://scryfall.com/card/wwk/94/tuktuk-scrapper
Squeaking Pie Sneak https://scryfall.com/card/lrw/142/squeaking-pie-sneak
Mountain
Swamp


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The MunchKING
player, 2939 posts
The MunchKING is here!!
Run in fear!!
Sun 19 Sep 2021
at 11:36
  • msg #41

Re: Table G:  Grizzly, Matthew, Munch

Dang it Gobbo! The big pile of explosives were supposed to deter you, not make you want to play with it harder!



06:34, Today: The MunchKING rolled 1 using 1d2.  Does it go BOOM? We say Wire 1. .


He tampers with the wrong wire and it blows up all non-land permanents.

Also Ozaun doubles his power/toughness.
Grizzly
player, 156 posts
Sun 19 Sep 2021
at 12:39
  • msg #42

Re: Table G:  Grizzly, Matthew, Munch

In response, in case it matters, I'll float a blue mana with my Signet. I'm assuming Matt will trigger his hobgoblin after tapping Krenko and kill me, but who knows lol
Matthew
GM, 5306 posts
Looks like I picked the
wrong day to give up MTG!
Sun 19 Sep 2021
at 16:52
  • msg #43

Re: Table G:  Grizzly, Matthew, Munch

TURN EIGHT - CONTINUED AGAIN
Untap,
Upkeep,
Wort, Boggart Auntie also performs a ritural, returning a goblin creature from the grave to my hand - namely Brash Taunter https://scryfall.com/card/m21/133/brash-taunter
Draw, then draw 3 more (from Nekusar, the Mindrazer, Dictate of Kruphix and Howling Mine) - take 4 damage from Nekusar, the Mindrazer)

1st Main Phase:

Play an Opal Palace https://scryfall.com/card/c21/306/opal-palace

Attack Phase:
Tap and attack Grizzly with:
   Wort, Boggart Auntie (4/4, Fear, General Damage)
   Goblin Piledriver (Protection from Blue, 11/12)
   Golgari Thug (1/1)
   Murderous Redcap (3/3) -
BLOCKED - kills an insect token
   Goblin token (2/2) - BLOCKED - killed by Nekusar
   Goblin token (2/2) - BLOCKED - killed by Locust God
   Goblin token (2/2)
   Goblin token (2/2)
   Goblin token (2/2)
   Goblin token (2/2)
   Goblin token (2/2)
   Goblin token (2/2)


The rest remain unblocked and deal 28 damage.

CONTINUED:
2nd Main Phase:
Tap R and Goblin Tinkerer to destroy BOOMPile...
   Munch blows up the world!

As Grizzly expected, in response, I tap Krenko, Mob Boss to generate 12 more goblin tokens...  as they come into play, but before BoomPile destroys them, I tap R and Hobgoblin Bandit Lord to <Red>deal 12 damage to Munch
...  he has way too much life!

Then the world blows up, and I let my General go to the graveyard rather than the Command Zone.

As Murderous Redcap dies, it comes back with Persist, and deals 1 damage to Grizzly.

I then tap B and cast Boggart Birth Rite https://scryfall.com/card/lrw/101/boggart-birth-rite
    Return target Goblin card from your graveyard to your hand.
       I return my General to my hand.

I tap 2BR to re-cast my General

I then tap my final R to cast Goblin Lackey https://scryfall.com/card/sld/20/goblin-lackey

End Turn Phase: - Discard down to 7 cards.

LIFE: 18
HAND: 7
DECK: 65 (A 100 card deck)
  This deck is legal in:  Vintage, Commander, Highlander.  - No Errors. - it contains 29 Rares and 0 Mythic and 0 Special (29% of deck), of which 8 are lands.  It has 5 cards in a Sideboard..
Commander:
Wort, Boggart Auntie - (Legendary Goblin Shaman, 3/3, {2}{B}{R} (4)
Fear (This creature can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may return target Goblin card from your graveyard to your hand.)
[https://scryfall.com/card/lrw/252/wort-boggart-auntie] - CAST ONCE
    Auntie always knows which berries to lick, which kithkin to trick, and what to do when either goes wrong.

BATTLEFIELD:
Land:
(T) Auntie's Hovel https://scryfall.com/card/lrw/267/auntie's-hovel
    As Auntie's Hovel enters the battlefield, you may reveal a Goblin card from your hand. If you don't, Auntie's Hovel enters the battlefield tapped.
    {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

(T) Luxury Suite https://scryfall.com/card/zne/18/luxury-suite
    Luxury Suite enters the battlefield tapped unless you have two or more opponents.
    {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

(T) Mountain

(T) Command Tower https://scryfall.com/card/afc/230/command-tower
    {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

(T) Mountain
    Mountain

(T) Tainted Peak https://scryfall.com/card/afc/266/tainted-peak
    {T}: Add {C}.
    {T}: Add {B} or {R}. Activate only if you control a Swamp.

(T) Opal Palace https://scryfall.com/card/c21/306/opal-palace
    {T}: Add {C}.
    {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. If you spend this mana to cast your commander, it enters the battlefield with a number of additional +1/+1 counters on it equal to the number of times it's been cast from the command zone this game.

Creatures:
(SS) Wort, Boggart Auntie - (Legendary Goblin Shaman, 3/3 -> 4/4 [includes +1/+1 from Hobgoblin Bandit Lord], {2}{B}{R} (4)
Fear (This creature can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may return target Goblin card from your graveyard to your hand.)
[https://scryfall.com/card/lrw/252/wort-boggart-auntie]
    Auntie always knows which berries to lick, which kithkin to trick, and what to do when either goes wrong.

(SS) Murderous Redcap - (Goblin Assassin, 2/2 -> 1/1 [includes a -1/-1 counter], {2}{B/R}{B/R} (4)
When Murderous Redcap enters the battlefield, it deals damage equal to its power to any target.
Persist (When this creature dies, if it had no -1/-1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a -1/-1 counter on it.))
[https://scryfall.com/card/plist/236/murderous-redcap]

(SS) Goblin Lackey - (Goblin, 1/1, {R} (1)
Whenever Goblin Lackey deals damage to a player, you may put a Goblin permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield.)
[https://scryfall.com/card/sld/20/goblin-lackey]

Enchantments:
Artifacts:
Planeswalkers:

GRAVEYARD:
Dragon Fodder https://scryfall.com/card/jmp/309/dragon-fodder
Goblin Grenade https://scryfall.com/card/plist/132/goblin-grenade
Squeaking Pie Grubfellows https://scryfall.com/card/mor/...king-pie-grubfellows
Earwig Squad https://scryfall.com/card/mma/82/earwig-squad
Reckless One https://scryfall.com/card/evg/48/reckless-one
Tuktuk Scrapper https://scryfall.com/card/wwk/94/tuktuk-scrapper
Squeaking Pie Sneak https://scryfall.com/card/lrw/142/squeaking-pie-sneak
Mountain
Swamp
Goblin Piledriver https://scryfall.com/card/sld/21/goblin-piledriver
Golgari Thug https://scryfall.com/card/plist/98/golgari-thug
Krenko, Mob Boss https://scryfall.com/card/jmp/339/krenko-mob-boss
Goblin Tinkerer https://scryfall.com/card/ath/40/goblin-tinkerer
Hobgoblin Bandit Lord https://scryfall.com/card/afr/...obgoblin-bandit-lord
Boggart Birth Rite https://scryfall.com/card/lrw/101/boggart-birth-rite
Brash Taunter https://scryfall.com/card/m21/133/brash-taunter
Boggart Mob https://scryfall.com/card/lrw/104/boggart-mob


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Grizzly
player, 157 posts
Sun 19 Sep 2021
at 17:01
  • msg #44

Re: Table G:  Grizzly, Matthew, Munch

Actually, in response to the Rebirth, I'm going to cast a Counterspell https://scryfall.com/card/mh2/308/counterspell with the blue floating and one blue from a land.
The MunchKING
player, 2940 posts
The MunchKING is here!!
Run in fear!!
Sun 19 Sep 2021
at 17:09
  • msg #45

Re: Coin flips to win the Game

Matthew:
As Grizzly expected, in response, I tap Krenko, Mob Boss to generate 12 more goblin tokens...  as they come into play, but before BoomPile destroys them, I tap R and Hobgoblin Bandit Lord to deal 12 damage to Munch...  he has way too much life!


"BETRAYAL!" I scream as the hobgoblin tries to rend my flesh from my bones.

I take 12.


TURN 8:

Untap:  Untap All

Upkeep:


Draw:  Draw 1.

Main:

I play a Volcanic Island.
https://scryfall.com/card/vma/324/volcanic-island

Tap 2 Mountains to commision a Thaumatic Compass.
https://scryfall.com/card/xln/...ass-spires-of-orazca

Tap two mountains and a swiftwater cliff to call upon Yusri, Fortune's Flame.
https://scryfall.com/card/mh2/218/yusri-fortunes-flame


Combat:


Main:

End:

As I have 7 Lands the Thaumatic Compass transforms into Spires of Orazca.

End Turn.
 ___________________________________________________________________

 Life: 18
 Hand: 5/7
 Library: 76  [100 card library]
 Command Zone:
 Okaun, Eye of Chaos (6R) (Cast Once)
https://scryfall.com/card/bbd/6/okaun-eye-of-chaos
 Zndrsplt, Eye of Wisdom (4U)
https://scryfall.com/card/bbd/5/zndrsplt-eye-of-wisdom
 ___________________________________________________________________


 LANDS:

T - Mountain X 4

  - Mountain X 1

T - Swiftwater Cliffs
[Land
Swiftwater Cliffs enters the battlefield tapped.
When Swiftwater Cliffs enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life.
{T}: Add {U} or {R}.]

  - Volcanic Island
[Land -- Island Mountain]

  - Spires of Orazca
[Land
{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Untap target attacking creature an opponent controls and remove it from combat.]

 CREATURES:

  - Yusri, Fortune's Flame
[Legendary Creature -- Efreet 2/3 Flying
Whenever Yusri, Fortune’s Flame attacks, choose a number between 1 and 5. Flip that many coins. For each flip you win, draw a card. For each flip you lose, Yusri deals 2 damage to you. If you won five flips this way, you may cast spells from your hand this turn without paying their mana costs.]



 ENCHANTMENTS:

  -

 ARTIFACTS:

  -

  -

 PLANESWALKER:

  -

 ____________________________________________________________________
 GRAVEYARD:
Goblin Kaboomist
Arcane Adaption
Goblin Psychopath
Cavern of Souls
Tide of War
Spirebluff Canal
Mijae Djinn
Kazuul, Tyrant of the Cliffs
Goblin Festival
Boompile

 EXILE:


Grizzly
player, 158 posts
Sun 19 Sep 2021
at 17:17
  • msg #46

Re: Table G:  Grizzly, Matthew, Munch

Assuming nothing ridiculous changes during Matt's turn, here's mine.

Locust God comes back to my hand after the boardwipe

TURN 8:

Untap:  Untap All

Upkeep:

Draw:  Draw 1 for turn

Main:

Tap almost everything for, you guessed it, the Locust God https://scryfall.com/card/mp2/51/the-locust-god

Combat:

Main:

End:

End Turn.

Life: 4
 Hand: 3/7
 Library: 79 [99 card library]
 Command Zone:
Nekusar, the Mindrazer https://scryfall.com/card/cmr/...ekusar-the-mindrazer
 Legendary Creature — Zombie Wizard (2UBR) (Cast once)
 At the beginning of each player’s draw step, that player draws an additional card.
 Whenever an opponent draws a card, Nekusar, the Mindrazer deals 1 damage to that player.

LANDS:

(T) Mountain
(T) Swamp
(T) Island

    Steam Vents https://scryfall.com/card/exp/12/steam-vents
    (T): add U or R
    As Steam Vents enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don’t, it enters the battlefield tapped.

(T) Water Grave https://scryfall.com/card/exp/7/watery-grave
    (T): add U or B
    As Watery Grave enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don’t, it enters the battlefield tapped

(T) Blood Crypt tapped https://scryfall.com/card/exp/8/blood-crypt
    (T): add B or R
    As Watery Grave enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don’t, it enters the battlefield tapped

(T) Reliquary Tower https://scryfall.com/card/cmr/710/reliquary-tower
    You have no maximum hand size
    (T): Add (C)

Creatures:

(SS) Locust God https://scryfall.com/card/mp2/51/the-locust-god
     Legendary Creature — God (4/4)
     Flying
     Whenever you draw a card, create a 1/1 blue and red Insect creature token with flying and haste.
     {2}{U}{R}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
     When The Locust God dies, return it to its owner’s hand at the beginning of the next end step.

Enchantments:
Artifacts:
Planeswalkers:

GRAVEYARD:
Bloodstained Mire https://scryfall.com/card/exp/18/bloodstained-mire
Polluted Delta https://scryfall.com/card/exp/17/polluted-delta
Nightscape Familiar https://scryfall.com/card/c13/83/nightscape-familiar
Forced Fruition https://scryfall.com/card/lrw/66/forced-fruition
Dictate of Kruphix https://scryfall.com/card/pjou/37/dictate-of-kruphix
Arcane Signet https://scryfall.com/card/prm/86152/arcane-signet
Howling Mine https://scryfall.com/card/sld/177/howling-mine
Jace's Archivist https://scryfall.com/card/c15/95/jaces-archivist
Counterspell https://scryfall.com/card/mh2/308/counterspell

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Matthew
GM, 5307 posts
Looks like I picked the
wrong day to give up MTG!
Mon 20 Sep 2021
at 10:12
  • msg #47

Re: Table G:  Grizzly, Matthew, Munch

Incidentally, I missed one other thing from my post... when Golgari Thug died in the board wipe, I got tp put a creature card from my graveyard onto the top of my library.  I choose Krenko, Mob Boss https://scryfall.com/card/jmp/339/krenko-mob-boss

Grizzly:
Actually, in response to the Rebirth, I'm going to cast a Counterspell https://scryfall.com/card/mh2/308/counterspell with the blue floating and one blue from a land.

Sorry - was out yesterday evening and didn't get a chance to respond to this...


I thought it was all going too smoothly.  I assume you were counterspelling my Boggart Birth Rite - which means I don't have my general back in my hand to recast.   I definitely WILL cast some other stuff instead in my 2nd Main though - specifically:

Tapping 1RR to cast Goblin Chieftain https://scryfall.com/card/plist/131/goblin-chieftain
and 1R to cast Goblin Recruiter https://scryfall.com/card/6ed/186/goblin-recruiter
   I search my library for the following Goblin cards and put them on the top of my library in a different order then reshuffle.

No.Card NameCard URL
1Goblin Digging Teamhttps://scryfall.com/card/7ed/186/goblin-digging-team
2Goblin Mountaineerhttps://scryfall.com/card/ala/102/goblin-mountaineer
3Battle Cry Goblinhttps://scryfall.com/card/afr/132/battle-cry-goblin
4Conspicuous Snoophttps://scryfall.com/card/m21/139/conspicuous-snoop
5Frogtosser Bannerethttps://scryfall.com/card/znc/43/frogtosser-banneret
6Goblin Masonshttps://scryfall.com/card/uds/86/goblin-masons
7Munitions Experthttps://scryfall.com/card/mh1/209/munitions-expert
8Warren Instigatorhttps://scryfall.com/card/sld/157/warren-instigator
9Boggart Harbingerhttps://scryfall.com/card/lrw/102/boggart-harbinger
10Gempalm Incineratorhttps://scryfall.com/card/ha3/16/gempalm-incinerator
11Goblin Generalhttps://scryfall.com/card/vma/165/goblin-general
12Goblin Kinghttps://scryfall.com/card/sld/19/goblin-king
13Goblin Matronhttps://scryfall.com/card/ha1/11/goblin-matron
14Goblin Ruinblasterhttps://scryfall.com/card/ha2/12/goblin-ruinblaster
15Goblin Warchiefhttps://scryfall.com/card/mb1/961/goblin-warchief
16Goblin Balloon Brigadehttps://scryfall.com/card/cn2/...blin-balloon-brigade
17Krenko, Tin Street Kingpinhttps://scryfall.com/card/pwar...o-tin-street-kingpin
18Kyren Sniperhttps://scryfall.com/card/mmq/199/kyren-sniper
19Mad Auntiehttps://scryfall.com/card/mma/90/mad-auntie
20Tuktuk the Explorerhttps://scryfall.com/card/plis.../tuktuk-the-explorer
21Vial Smasher the Fiercehttps://scryfall.com/card/cmr/...l-smasher-the-fierce
22Zo-zu the Punisherhttps://scryfall.com/card/dds/41/zo-zu-the-punisher
23Akki Underminerhttps://scryfall.com/card/chk/155/akki-underminer
24Caterwauling Boggarthttps://scryfall.com/card/lrw/157/caterwauling-boggart
25Goblin Ringleaderhttps://scryfall.com/card/m20/143/goblin-ringleader
26Goblin Trashmasterhttps://scryfall.com/card/anb/72/goblin-trashmaster
27Goblin Wizardhttps://scryfall.com/card/me1/97/goblin-wizard
28Krenko, Mob Boss https://scryfall.com/card/jmp/339/krenko-mob-boss 

At the end of my turn, I discard Fervor https://scryfall.com/card/m13/129/fervor instead to get down to 7 cards.

Assuming no more shenigans and your two rounds remain unchanged  :-)

TURN NINE
Untap,
Upkeep,
Draw,
1st Main Phase:
Play Badlands https://scryfall.com/card/vma/291/badlands

Tap RR to cast Conspicuous Snoop https://scryfall.com/card/m21/139/conspicuous-snoop
   I can play with the top card of my library revealed - and cast goblin spells from it.  Goblin Snoop also has all the activated abilities of that card.

Top card revealed is Warren Instigator https://scryfall.com/card/sld/157/warren-instigator
   Tap RR to cast Warren Instigator https://scryfall.com/card/sld/157/warren-instigator from the top of my library

Next card revealed is Krenko, Mob Boss https://scryfall.com/card/jmp/339/krenko-mob-boss
Krenko, Mob Boss's activated abilities are:
     {T}: Create X 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens, where X is the number of Goblins you control.

I tap Conspicuous Snoop to use Krenko' Mob Boss's activated ability to create FIVE 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens into play.

Tap remaining land for 2RR to cast Krenko, Mob Boss https://scryfall.com/card/jmp/339/krenko-mob-boss from the top of my library

Next card revealed is Goblin Ringleader https://scryfall.com/card/m20/143/goblin-ringleader

Tap Krenko, Mob Boss to put ELEVEN 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens into play.

Attack Phase:
Tap and attack Grizzly with Warren Instigator (2/2 Doublestrike)
Tap and attack Grizzly with Murderous Redcap (2/2)
Tap and attack Grizzly with Goblin Recruiter  (2/2)
Tap and attack Grizzly with a Goblin creature token (2/2)
 - 10 in total (6 if the biggest is blocked)
Tap and attack Munch with FIFTEEN 2/2 red Goblin creature tokens - 30 in total (28 if one is blocked)

Is that enough to kill you both?


   IF Warren Instigator wasn't blocked and deals damage twice to with his Double Strike, then, in case one of you is somehow still alive, I put Boggart Mob https://scryfall.com/card/lrw/104/boggart-mob and Brash Taunter https://scryfall.com/card/m21/133/brash-taunter into play from my hand.
   As he comes into play, I Champion a Goblin, and exile Murderous Redcap.

2nd Main Phase:

End Turn Phase:

LIFE: 18
HAND: 4
DECK: 63 - TOP CARD: Goblin Ringleader https://scryfall.com/card/m20/143/goblin-ringleader
(A 100 card deck)
  This deck is legal in:  Vintage, Commander, Highlander.  - No Errors. - it contains 29 Rares and 0 Mythic and 0 Special (29% of deck), of which 8 are lands.  It has 5 cards in a Sideboard..
Commander:
Wort, Boggart Auntie - (Legendary Goblin Shaman, 3/3, {2}{B}{R} (4)
Fear (This creature can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may return target Goblin card from your graveyard to your hand.)
[https://scryfall.com/card/lrw/252/wort-boggart-auntie] - CAST ONCE
    Auntie always knows which berries to lick, which kithkin to trick, and what to do when either goes wrong.

BATTLEFIELD:
Land:
(T) Auntie's Hovel https://scryfall.com/card/lrw/267/auntie's-hovel
    As Auntie's Hovel enters the battlefield, you may reveal a Goblin card from your hand. If you don't, Auntie's Hovel enters the battlefield tapped.
    {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

(T) Luxury Suite https://scryfall.com/card/zne/18/luxury-suite
    Luxury Suite enters the battlefield tapped unless you have two or more opponents.
    {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

(T) Mountain

(T) Command Tower https://scryfall.com/card/afc/230/command-tower
    {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

(T) Mountain
(T) Mountain

(T) Tainted Peak https://scryfall.com/card/afc/266/tainted-peak
    {T}: Add {C}.
    {T}: Add {B} or {R}. Activate only if you control a Swamp.

(T) Opal Palace https://scryfall.com/card/c21/306/opal-palace
    {T}: Add {C}.
    {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. If you spend this mana to cast your commander, it enters the battlefield with a number of additional +1/+1 counters on it equal to the number of times it's been cast from the command zone this game.

(T) Badlands (Swamp Mountain) https://scryfall.com/card/vma/291/badlands
    ({T}: Add {B} or {R}.)

Creatures:
(TA) Goblin Chieftain - (Goblin, 2/2, {1}{R}{R} (3)
Haste (This creature can attack and {T} as soon as it comes under your control.)
Other Goblin creatures you control get +1/+1 and have haste.)
[https://scryfall.com/card/plist/131/goblin-chieftain]

(TA) Goblin Recruiter - (Goblin, 1/1 -> 2/2 [Includes +1/+1 and Haste from Goblin Chieftan], {1}{R} (2)
When Goblin Recruiter enters the battlefield, search your library for any number of Goblin cards, reveal them, then shuffle and put those cards on top in any order.)
[https://scryfall.com/card/6ed/186/goblin-recruiter]
    As a plague ravages the world above, you've made your way into the Underdark in search of a fungal panacea.

(T) Conspicuous Snoop - (Goblin Rogue, 2/2 -> 3/3 [Includes +1/+1 and Haste from Goblin Chieftan], {R}{R} (2)
Play with the top card of your library revealed.
You may cast Goblin spells from the top of your library.
As long as the top card of your library is a Goblin card, Conspicuous Snoop has all activated abilities of that card.)
[https://scryfall.com/card/m21/139/conspicuous-snoop]

(TA) Warren Instigator - (Goblin Berserker, 1/1 -> 2/2 [Includes +1/+1 and Haste from Goblin Chieftan], {R}{R} (2)
Double strike
Whenever Warren Instigator deals damage to an opponent, you may put a Goblin creature card from your hand onto the battlefield.)
[https://scryfall.com/card/sld/157/warren-instigator]

(TA) red creature token (1/1 -> 2/2 [Includes +1/+1 and Haste from Goblin Chieftan]
(TA) red creature token (1/1 -> 2/2 [Includes +1/+1 and Haste from Goblin Chieftan]
(TA) red creature token (1/1 -> 2/2 [Includes +1/+1 and Haste from Goblin Chieftan]
(TA) red creature token (1/1 -> 2/2 [Includes +1/+1 and Haste from Goblin Chieftan]
(TA) red creature token (1/1 -> 2/2 [Includes +1/+1 and Haste from Goblin Chieftan]

(T) Krenko, Mob Boss - (Legendary Goblin Warrior, 3/3, {2}{R}{R} (4)
{T}: Create X 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens, where X is the number of Goblins you control.)
[https://scryfall.com/card/jmp/339/krenko-mob-boss]

(TA) red creature token (1/1 -> 2/2 [Includes +1/+1 and Haste from Goblin Chieftan]
(TA) red creature token (1/1 -> 2/2 [Includes +1/+1 and Haste from Goblin Chieftan]
(TA) red creature token (1/1 -> 2/2 [Includes +1/+1 and Haste from Goblin Chieftan]
(TA) red creature token (1/1 -> 2/2 [Includes +1/+1 and Haste from Goblin Chieftan]
(TA) red creature token (1/1 -> 2/2 [Includes +1/+1 and Haste from Goblin Chieftan]
(TA) red creature token (1/1 -> 2/2 [Includes +1/+1 and Haste from Goblin Chieftan]
(TA) red creature token (1/1 -> 2/2 [Includes +1/+1 and Haste from Goblin Chieftan]
(TA) red creature token (1/1 -> 2/2 [Includes +1/+1 and Haste from Goblin Chieftan]
(TA) red creature token (1/1 -> 2/2 [Includes +1/+1 and Haste from Goblin Chieftan]
(TA) red creature token (1/1 -> 2/2 [Includes +1/+1 and Haste from Goblin Chieftan]
(TA) red creature token (1/1 -> 2/2 [Includes +1/+1 and Haste from Goblin Chieftan]

Brash Taunter - (Goblin, 1/1 -> 2/2 [Includes +1/+1 and Haste from Goblin Chieftan, {4}{R} (5)
Indestructible
Whenever Brash Taunter is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to target opponent.
{2}{R}, {T}: Brash Taunter fights another target creature.)
[https://scryfall.com/card/m21/133/brash-taunter]

Boggart Mob - (Goblin Warrior, 5/5 -> 6/6 [Includes +1/+1 and Haste from Goblin Chieftan, {3}{B} (4) (Championing Murderous Redcap)
Champion a Goblin (When this enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you exile another Goblin you control. When this leaves the battlefield, that card returns to the battlefield.)
Whenever a Goblin you control deals combat damage to a player, you may create a 1/1 black Goblin Rogue creature token.)
[https://scryfall.com/card/lrw/104/boggart-mob]


Enchantments:
Artifacts:
Planeswalkers:

GRAVEYARD:
Dragon Fodder https://scryfall.com/card/jmp/309/dragon-fodder
Goblin Grenade https://scryfall.com/card/plist/132/goblin-grenade
Squeaking Pie Grubfellows https://scryfall.com/card/mor/...king-pie-grubfellows
Earwig Squad https://scryfall.com/card/mma/82/earwig-squad
Reckless One https://scryfall.com/card/evg/48/reckless-one
Tuktuk Scrapper https://scryfall.com/card/wwk/94/tuktuk-scrapper
Squeaking Pie Sneak https://scryfall.com/card/lrw/142/squeaking-pie-sneak
Mountain
Swamp
Goblin Piledriver https://scryfall.com/card/sld/21/goblin-piledriver
Golgari Thug https://scryfall.com/card/plist/98/golgari-thug
Goblin Tinkerer https://scryfall.com/card/ath/40/goblin-tinkerer
Hobgoblin Bandit Lord https://scryfall.com/card/afr/...obgoblin-bandit-lord
Boggart Birth Rite https://scryfall.com/card/lrw/101/boggart-birth-rite
Wort, Boggart Auntie https://scryfall.com/card/lrw/252/wort-boggart-auntie
Fervor https://scryfall.com/card/m13/129/fervor


EXILED:
Murderous Redcap - (Goblin Assassin, 2/2 -> 2/2 [includes a -1/-1 counter and +1/+1 from Goblin Chieftain], {2}{B/R}{B/R} (4)
When Murderous Redcap enters the battlefield, it deals damage equal to its power to any target.
Persist (When this creature dies, if it had no -1/-1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a -1/-1 counter on it.))
[https://scryfall.com/card/plist/236/murderous-redcap]

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The MunchKING
player, 2941 posts
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Run in fear!!
Mon 20 Sep 2021
at 13:16
  • msg #48

Re: Table G:  Grizzly, Matthew, Munch

Blasphemous Act?



Man I wish i had a Blasphemous Act!
Grizzly
player, 159 posts
Mon 20 Sep 2021
at 14:09
  • msg #49

Re: Table G:  Grizzly, Matthew, Munch

Well, Blasphemous Act is a Sorcery, so...

Yeah we're dead lol. If that Boompile wouldn't have gone off, it would have been a different game.
The MunchKING
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Mon 20 Sep 2021
at 14:13
  • msg #50

Re: Table G:  Grizzly, Matthew, Munch

Grizzly:
Well, Blasphemous Act is a Sorcery, so...

Yeah we're dead lol. If that Boompile wouldn't have gone off, it would have been a different game.


Yeah, he'd have killed us LAST turn. :D
Grizzly
player, 160 posts
Mon 20 Sep 2021
at 14:16
  • msg #51

Re: Table G:  Grizzly, Matthew, Munch

I don't know that he could have killed us last turn after attacking. If he'd had more mana, yeah, sure, but not with as little as he had.
The MunchKING
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Mon 20 Sep 2021
at 14:31
  • msg #52

Re: Table G:  Grizzly, Matthew, Munch

Grizzly:
I don't know that he could have killed us last turn after attacking. If he'd had more mana, yeah, sure, but not with as little as he had.


Well if he killed you with the Bandit Lord Combo, I would have played Warstorm Surge, content in the idea that he couldn't attack me without killing himself, and he would have killed me with the same Kenko/Hobgoblin Combo before I could do anything to stop it.


Thinking on it I probably should have done a Colossal Whale to start exiling his combo pieces, but that's not what I WOULD have done.
Matthew
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Mon 20 Sep 2021
at 14:57
  • msg #53

Re: Table G:  Grizzly, Matthew, Munch

I do love goblins :-)
Matthew
GM, 5309 posts
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Mon 20 Sep 2021
at 14:59
  • msg #54

Re: Table G:  Grizzly, Matthew, Munch

So - another round with the same decks?  Since you both died simultaneously, you can roll to see which order you two go in and I'll go last.

I'll set up the new table.
Grizzly
player, 161 posts
Mon 20 Sep 2021
at 15:02
  • msg #55

Re: Table G:  Grizzly, Matthew, Munch

Well, if it goes to tie breakers, Munch would get second in an "official" EDH tournament, since he had higher life, more cards in hand, and more lands in play than me. But I can roll if you guys want.
The MunchKING
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Mon 20 Sep 2021
at 15:13
  • msg #56

Re: Table G:  Grizzly, Matthew, Munch

I'm going to tweak my deck just a bit as I realized some of the cards in it don't make sense and were probably for something before the last round of tweaks. :D

Like Arcane Adaption. Only two lands in my deck even care about creature type.

And despite playing Zndrsplt I didn't even have any "any number of cards in hand" type cards in my deck.
Grizzly
player, 162 posts
Mon 20 Sep 2021
at 15:16
  • msg #57

Re: Table G:  Grizzly, Matthew, Munch

Yeah I was really wondering what the Adaptation was for, made me curious as to what sorts of things we hadn't seen yet lol
The MunchKING
player, 2945 posts
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Mon 20 Sep 2021
at 15:26
  • msg #58

Re: Table G:  Grizzly, Matthew, Munch

Grizzly:
Well, Blasphemous Act is a Sorcery, so...


Well Puppet's Verdict if you want one that's actually both an instant and in my deck. :D

Grizzly:
Yeah I was really wondering what the Adaptation was for, made me curious as to what sorts of things we hadn't seen yet lol


I cut Goblin Assassin at some point. It's not nearly as reliable outside of my Kenko deck.
Matthew
GM, 5311 posts
Looks like I picked the
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Mon 20 Sep 2021
at 15:33
  • msg #59

Re: Table G:  Grizzly, Matthew, Munch

Grizzly:
Well, if it goes to tie breakers, Munch would get second in an "official" EDH tournament, since he had higher life, more cards in hand, and more lands in play than me. But I can roll if you guys want.

I'll leave that to you two to decide :-)  I just know I'm last :-)
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