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Table G:  Grizzly, Matthew, Munch.

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Matthew
GM, 5294 posts
Looks like I picked the
wrong day to give up MTG!
Sun 12 Sep 2021
at 23:29
  • msg #10

Re: Table G:  Grizzly, Matthew, Munch

TURN TWO
Untap, Upkeep, Draw
1st Main Phase:
Play a Luxury Suite https://scryfall.com/card/zne/18/luxury-suite

Tap both land for 1R to cast Dragon Fodder https://scryfall.com/card/jmp/309/dragon-fodder
    Create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.

Attack Phase:

2nd Main Phase:

End Turn Phase:

LIFE: 40
HAND: 6
DECK: 90 (A 100 card deck)
  This deck is legal in:  Vintage, Commander, Highlander.  - No Errors. - it contains 29 Rares and 0 Mythic and 0 Special (29% of deck), of which 8 are lands.  It has 5 cards in a Sideboard..
Commander:
Wort, Boggart Auntie - (Legendary Goblin Shaman, 3/3, {2}{B}{R} (4)
Fear (This creature can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may return target Goblin card from your graveyard to your hand.)
[https://scryfall.com/card/lrw/252/wort-boggart-auntie]
    Auntie always knows which berries to lick, which kithkin to trick, and what to do when either goes wrong.

BATTLEFIELD:
Land:
(T) Auntie's Hovel https://scryfall.com/card/lrw/267/auntie's-hovel
    As Auntie's Hovel enters the battlefield, you may reveal a Goblin card from your hand. If you don't, Auntie's Hovel enters the battlefield tapped.
    {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

(T) Luxury Suite https://scryfall.com/card/zne/18/luxury-suite
    Luxury Suite enters the battlefield tapped unless you have two or more opponents.
    {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

Creatures:
(SS) red creature token (Goblin - 1/1)
(SS) red creature token (Goblin - 1/1)

Enchantments:
Artifacts:
Planeswalkers:

GRAVEYARD:
Dragon Fodder https://scryfall.com/card/jmp/309/dragon-fodder


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The MunchKING
player, 2930 posts
The MunchKING is here!!
Run in fear!!
Sun 12 Sep 2021
at 23:45
  • msg #11

Re: Coin flips to win the Game

TURN 2:

Untap:  Untap All

Upkeep:

Draw:  Draw 1

Main:

Play a Mountain.

Tap them both for a might Goblin KaBOOMist.
https://scryfall.com/card/m15/144/goblin-kaboomist

Combat:

Main:

End:

End Turn.
 ___________________________________________________________________

 Life: 40
 Hand: 7/7
 Library: 92  [100 card library]
 Command Zone:
 Okaun, Eye of Chaos (4R)
https://scryfall.com/card/bbd/6/okaun-eye-of-chaos
 Zndrsplt, Eye of Wisdom (4U)
https://scryfall.com/card/bbd/5/zndrsplt-eye-of-wisdom
 ___________________________________________________________________


 LANDS:

T - Mountain X 2


 CREATURES:

  - Goblin Kaboomist
[Creature -- Goblin 1/2
At the beginning of your upkeep, create a colorless artifact token named Land Mine with “{R}, Sacrifice this artifact: This artifact deals 2 damage to target attacking creature without flying.” Then flip a coin. If you lose the flip, Goblin Kaboomist deals 2 damage to itself.]

 ENCHANTMENTS:

  -

 ARTIFACTS:

  -

 PLANESWALKER:

  -

 ____________________________________________________________________
 GRAVEYARD:


 EXILE:


</quote>
Grizzly
player, 145 posts
Mon 13 Sep 2021
at 19:50
  • msg #12

Re: Table G:  Grizzly, Matthew, Munch

TURN 3:

Untap:  Untap All

Upkeep:

Draw:  Draw 1 for turn

Main:

Play a Steam Vents https://scryfall.com/card/exp/12/steam-vents
Pay 2 so it comes in untapped

Tap my basic lands for a Nightscape Familiar https://scryfall.com/card/c13/83/nightscape-familiar

Combat:

Main:

End:

End Turn.

Life: 38
 Hand: 5/7
 Library: 89 [99 card library]
 Command Zone:
Nekusar, the Mindrazer https://scryfall.com/card/cmr/...ekusar-the-mindrazer
 Legendary Creature — Zombie Wizard (2UBR)
 At the beginning of each player’s draw step, that player draws an additional card.
 Whenever an opponent draws a card, Nekusar, the Mindrazer deals 1 damage to that player.controls, it deals that much damage plus 2 instead.

LANDS:

(T) Mountain
(T) Swamp

    Steam Vents https://scryfall.com/card/exp/12/steam-vents
    (T), add U or R
    As Steam Vents enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don’t, it enters the battlefield tapped.

Creatures:

(SS) Nightscape Familiar https://scryfall.com/card/c13/83/nightscape-familiar
     Creature — Zombie (1/1)
     Blue spells and red spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
     {1}{B}: Regenerate Nightscape Familiar.

Enchantments:
Artifacts:

    Arcane Signet https://scryfall.com/card/prm/86152/arcane-signet
    {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander’s color identity.

Planeswalkers:

GRAVEYARD:

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Matthew
GM, 5295 posts
Looks like I picked the
wrong day to give up MTG!
Mon 13 Sep 2021
at 22:09
  • msg #13

Re: Table G:  Grizzly, Matthew, Munch

TURN THREE
Untap, Upkeep, Draw
1st Main Phase:
Play a Mountain

Tap 1R to cast Goblin Piledriver https://scryfall.com/card/sld/21/goblin-piledriver

Attack Phase:

2nd Main Phase:

End Turn Phase:

LIFE: 40
HAND: 5
DECK: 89 (A 100 card deck)
  This deck is legal in:  Vintage, Commander, Highlander.  - No Errors. - it contains 29 Rares and 0 Mythic and 0 Special (29% of deck), of which 8 are lands.  It has 5 cards in a Sideboard..
Commander:
Wort, Boggart Auntie - (Legendary Goblin Shaman, 3/3, {2}{B}{R} (4)
Fear (This creature can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may return target Goblin card from your graveyard to your hand.)
[https://scryfall.com/card/lrw/252/wort-boggart-auntie]
    Auntie always knows which berries to lick, which kithkin to trick, and what to do when either goes wrong.

BATTLEFIELD:
Land:
(T) Auntie's Hovel https://scryfall.com/card/lrw/267/auntie's-hovel
    As Auntie's Hovel enters the battlefield, you may reveal a Goblin card from your hand. If you don't, Auntie's Hovel enters the battlefield tapped.
    {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

    Luxury Suite https://scryfall.com/card/zne/18/luxury-suite
    Luxury Suite enters the battlefield tapped unless you have two or more opponents.
    {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

(T) Mountain

Creatures:
red creature token (Goblin - 1/1)
red creature token (Goblin - 1/1)

(SS) Goblin Piledriver - (Goblin Warrior, 1/2, {1}{R} (2)
Protection from blue (This creature can't be blocked, targeted, dealt damage, or enchanted by anything blue.)
Whenever Goblin Piledriver attacks, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn for each other attacking Goblin.)
[https://scryfall.com/card/sld/21/goblin-piledriver]

Enchantments:
Artifacts:
Planeswalkers:

GRAVEYARD:
Dragon Fodder https://scryfall.com/card/jmp/309/dragon-fodder


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The MunchKING
player, 2931 posts
The MunchKING is here!!
Run in fear!!
Mon 13 Sep 2021
at 22:19
  • msg #14

Re: Coin flips to win the Game

TURN 3:

Untap:  Untap All

Upkeep:

The Goblin Kaboomist carefully hides a Land mine for any attackers...


17:14, Today: The MunchKING rolled 1 using 1d2.  I choose 1. .


And confidently walks off without further incident.

Draw:  Draw 1

Main:

Play a Mountain.

Tap them all to summon a mighty Djinn. This one is the Mijae Djinn.
https://scryfall.com/card/me4/127/mijae-djinn

Combat:

Main:

End:

End Turn.
 ___________________________________________________________________

 Life: 40
 Hand: 5/7
 Library: 90  [100 card library]
 Command Zone:
 Okaun, Eye of Chaos (4R)
https://scryfall.com/card/bbd/6/okaun-eye-of-chaos
 Zndrsplt, Eye of Wisdom (4U)
https://scryfall.com/card/bbd/5/zndrsplt-eye-of-wisdom
 ___________________________________________________________________


 LANDS:

T - Mountain X 3


 CREATURES:

  - Goblin Kaboomist
[Creature -- Goblin 1/2
At the beginning of your upkeep, create a colorless artifact token named Land Mine with “{R}, Sacrifice this artifact: This artifact deals 2 damage to target attacking creature without flying.” Then flip a coin. If you lose the flip, Goblin Kaboomist deals 2 damage to itself.]

  - Mijae Djinn
[Creature -- Djinn 6/3
Whenever Mijae Djinn attacks, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, remove Mijae Djinn from combat and tap it.]

 ENCHANTMENTS:

  -

 ARTIFACTS:

  - Land Mine
[Token Artifact
{R}, Sacrifice this artifact: This artifact deals 2 damage to target attacking creature without flying.]

 PLANESWALKER:

  -

 ____________________________________________________________________
 GRAVEYARD:


 EXILE:


This message was last edited by the player at 22:20, Mon 13 Sept 2021.
Grizzly
player, 146 posts
Tue 14 Sep 2021
at 19:19
  • msg #15

Re: Table G:  Grizzly, Matthew, Munch

TURN 4:

Untap:  Untap All

Upkeep:

Draw:  Draw 1 for turn

Main:

Play a Bloodstained Mire https://scryfall.com/card/exp/18/bloodstained-mire

Pay 1 life, crack it and pay 2 life for a Water Grave untapped https://scryfall.com/card/exp/7/watery-grave

Tap everything for 3UR to play a Locust God https://scryfall.com/card/mp2/51/the-locust-god

Combat:

Main:

End:

End Turn.

Life: 35
 Hand: 4/7
 Library: 88 [99 card library]
 Command Zone:
Nekusar, the Mindrazer https://scryfall.com/card/cmr/...ekusar-the-mindrazer
 Legendary Creature — Zombie Wizard (2UBR)
 At the beginning of each player’s draw step, that player draws an additional card.
 Whenever an opponent draws a card, Nekusar, the Mindrazer deals 1 damage to that player.controls, it deals that much damage plus 2 instead.

LANDS:

(T) Mountain
(T) Swamp

(T) Steam Vents https://scryfall.com/card/exp/12/steam-vents
    (T), add U or R
    As Steam Vents enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don’t, it enters the battlefield tapped.

(T) Water Grave https://scryfall.com/card/exp/7/watery-grave
    (T), add U or B
    As Watery Grave enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don’t, it enters the battlefield tapped

Creatures:

     Nightscape Familiar https://scryfall.com/card/c13/83/nightscape-familiar
     Creature — Zombie (1/1)
     Blue spells and red spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
     {1}{B}: Regenerate Nightscape Familiar.

(SS) Locust God https://scryfall.com/card/mp2/51/the-locust-god
     Legendary Creature — God (4/4)
     Flying
     Whenever you draw a card, create a 1/1 blue and red Insect creature token with flying and haste.
     {2}{U}{R}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
     When The Locust God dies, return it to its owner’s hand at the beginning of the next end step.

Enchantments:
Artifacts:

(T) Arcane Signet https://scryfall.com/card/prm/86152/arcane-signet
    {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander’s color identity.

Planeswalkers:

GRAVEYARD:
Bloodstained Mire https://scryfall.com/card/exp/18/bloodstained-mire

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Matthew
GM, 5296 posts
Looks like I picked the
wrong day to give up MTG!
Tue 14 Sep 2021
at 22:37
  • msg #16

Re: Table G:  Grizzly, Matthew, Munch

That Locust God looks bad news!
TURN FOUR
Untap, Upkeep, Draw
1st Main Phase:
Play a Command Tower https://scryfall.com/card/afc/230/command-tower

Tap 1B to cast Golgari Thug https://scryfall.com/card/plist/98/golgari-thug

Tap R to cast Goblin Grenade https://scryfall.com/card/plist/132/goblin-grenade
    As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a Goblin.
    Goblin Grenade deals 5 damage to any target.

I sacrifice Golgari Thug a goblin token and deal 5 damage to the Locust God.

Attack Phase:

2nd Main Phase:

End Turn Phase: (Locust God returns to Grizzly's hand)

LIFE: 40
HAND: 3
DECK: 88 (A 100 card deck)
  This deck is legal in:  Vintage, Commander, Highlander.  - No Errors. - it contains 29 Rares and 0 Mythic and 0 Special (29% of deck), of which 8 are lands.  It has 5 cards in a Sideboard..
Commander:
Wort, Boggart Auntie - (Legendary Goblin Shaman, 3/3, {2}{B}{R} (4)
Fear (This creature can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may return target Goblin card from your graveyard to your hand.)
[https://scryfall.com/card/lrw/252/wort-boggart-auntie]
    Auntie always knows which berries to lick, which kithkin to trick, and what to do when either goes wrong.

BATTLEFIELD:
Land:
(T) Auntie's Hovel https://scryfall.com/card/lrw/267/auntie's-hovel
    As Auntie's Hovel enters the battlefield, you may reveal a Goblin card from your hand. If you don't, Auntie's Hovel enters the battlefield tapped.
    {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

    Luxury Suite https://scryfall.com/card/zne/18/luxury-suite
    Luxury Suite enters the battlefield tapped unless you have two or more opponents.
    {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

(T) Mountain

(T) Command Tower https://scryfall.com/card/afc/230/command-tower
    {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Creatures:
red creature token (Goblin - 1/1)
red creature token (Goblin - 1/1)

Goblin Piledriver - (Goblin Warrior, 1/2, {1}{R} (2)
  Protection from blue (This creature can't be blocked, targeted, dealt damage, or enchanted by anything blue.)
  Whenever Goblin Piledriver attacks, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn for each other attacking Goblin.)
  [https://scryfall.com/card/sld/21/goblin-piledriver]

(SS) Golgari Thug - (Human Warrior, 1/1, {1}{B} (2)
When Golgari Thug dies, put target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library.
Dredge 4 (If you would draw a card, you may mill four cards instead. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.))
[https://scryfall.com/card/plist/98/golgari-thug]

Enchantments:
Artifacts:
Planeswalkers:

GRAVEYARD:
Dragon Fodder https://scryfall.com/card/jmp/309/dragon-fodder
Goblin Grenade https://scryfall.com/card/plist/132/goblin-grenade


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The MunchKING
player, 2933 posts
The MunchKING is here!!
Run in fear!!
Wed 15 Sep 2021
at 00:07
  • msg #17

Re: Coin flips to win the Game

Matthew:
That Locust God looks bad news!


Only if he draws any cards! :D


TURN 4:

Untap:  Untap All

Upkeep:

The Goblin Kaboomist carefully hides a Land mine for any attackers...


19:01, Today: The MunchKING rolled 1 using 1d2.  Bomb goes BOOM on 2.


And confidently walks off without further incident.

Draw:  Draw 1

Main:

Play a Mountain.

Tap 2 of them to start up a grand ol Goblin Festival.
https://scryfall.com/card/uds/83/goblin-festival

Combat:

Main:

End:

End Turn.
 ___________________________________________________________________

 Life: 40
 Hand: 5/7
 Library: 90  [100 card library]
 Command Zone:
 Okaun, Eye of Chaos (4R)
https://scryfall.com/card/bbd/6/okaun-eye-of-chaos
 Zndrsplt, Eye of Wisdom (4U)
https://scryfall.com/card/bbd/5/zndrsplt-eye-of-wisdom
 ___________________________________________________________________


 LANDS:

T - Mountain X 2

  - Mountain X 2


 CREATURES:

  - Goblin Kaboomist
[Creature -- Goblin 1/2
At the beginning of your upkeep, create a colorless artifact token named Land Mine with “{R}, Sacrifice this artifact: This artifact deals 2 damage to target attacking creature without flying.” Then flip a coin. If you lose the flip, Goblin Kaboomist deals 2 damage to itself.]

  - Mijae Djinn
[Creature -- Djinn 6/3
Whenever Mijae Djinn attacks, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, remove Mijae Djinn from combat and tap it.]

 ENCHANTMENTS:

  - Goblin Festival
[Enchantment
{2}: Goblin Festival deals 1 damage to any target. Flip a coin. If you lose the flip, choose one of your opponents. That player gains control of Goblin Festival.]

 ARTIFACTS:

  - Land Mine x 2
[Token Artifact
{R}, Sacrifice this artifact: This artifact deals 2 damage to target attacking creature without flying.]

 PLANESWALKER:

  -

 ____________________________________________________________________
 GRAVEYARD:


 EXILE:


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Grizzly
player, 147 posts
Wed 15 Sep 2021
at 03:38
  • msg #18

Re: Table G:  Grizzly, Matthew, Munch

In reply to Matthew (msg # 16):

I would like to point out Golgari Thug is not a viable sacrifice outlet for Goblin Grenade. I'm assuming you'll just use a token, but at least you can't use the Thug to Dredge with!

I'll post my turn tomorrow
Matthew
GM, 5297 posts
Looks like I picked the
wrong day to give up MTG!
Wed 15 Sep 2021
at 07:31
  • msg #19

Re: Table G:  Grizzly, Matthew, Munch

Updated my turn.   Weirdly, I'd forgotten that not every creature in my deck was a goblin!  I just assumed they were.  You are correct, I will sacrifice one of my cannon fodder - I mean Dragon Fodder  :-)
Grizzly
player, 148 posts
Wed 15 Sep 2021
at 13:37
  • msg #20

Re: Table G:  Grizzly, Matthew, Munch

TURN 5:

Untap:  Untap All

Upkeep:

Draw:  Draw 1 for turn

Main:

Play an Island

Tap all of my lands for 3UR to play the immortal Locust God https://scryfall.com/card/mp2/51/the-locust-god again

Combat:

Main:

End:

End Turn.

Life: 35
 Hand: 4/7
 Library: 87 [99 card library]
 Command Zone:
Nekusar, the Mindrazer https://scryfall.com/card/cmr/...ekusar-the-mindrazer
 Legendary Creature — Zombie Wizard (2UBR)
 At the beginning of each player’s draw step, that player draws an additional card.
 Whenever an opponent draws a card, Nekusar, the Mindrazer deals 1 damage to that player.controls, it deals that much damage plus 2 instead.

LANDS:

(T) Mountain
(T) Swamp
(T) Island

(T) Steam Vents https://scryfall.com/card/exp/12/steam-vents
    (T), add U or R
    As Steam Vents enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don’t, it enters the battlefield tapped.

(T) Water Grave https://scryfall.com/card/exp/7/watery-grave
    (T), add U or B
    As Watery Grave enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don’t, it enters the battlefield tapped

Creatures:

     Nightscape Familiar https://scryfall.com/card/c13/83/nightscape-familiar
     Creature — Zombie (1/1)
     Blue spells and red spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
     {1}{B}: Regenerate Nightscape Familiar.

(SS) Locust God https://scryfall.com/card/mp2/51/the-locust-god
     Legendary Creature — God (4/4)
     Flying
     Whenever you draw a card, create a 1/1 blue and red Insect creature token with flying and haste.
     {2}{U}{R}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
     When The Locust God dies, return it to its owner’s hand at the beginning of the next end step.

Enchantments:
Artifacts:

    Arcane Signet https://scryfall.com/card/prm/86152/arcane-signet
    (T): Add one mana of any color in your commander’s color identity.

Planeswalkers:

GRAVEYARD:
Bloodstained Mire https://scryfall.com/card/exp/18/bloodstained-mire

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Matthew
GM, 5298 posts
Looks like I picked the
wrong day to give up MTG!
Wed 15 Sep 2021
at 17:41
  • msg #21

Re: Table G:  Grizzly, Matthew, Munch

Hey!  I recognise that God!  :-)
TURN FIVE
Untap, Upkeep, Draw
1st Main Phase:
Play a Mountain

Attack Phase:
Tap and attack Grizzly with Golgari Thug (1/1)
   PAUSE FOR Blockers?



LIFE: 40
HAND: 3
DECK: 88 (A 100 card deck)
  This deck is legal in:  Vintage, Commander, Highlander.  - No Errors. - it contains 29 Rares and 0 Mythic and 0 Special (29% of deck), of which 8 are lands.  It has 5 cards in a Sideboard..
Commander:
Wort, Boggart Auntie - (Legendary Goblin Shaman, 3/3, {2}{B}{R} (4)
Fear (This creature can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may return target Goblin card from your graveyard to your hand.)
[https://scryfall.com/card/lrw/252/wort-boggart-auntie]
    Auntie always knows which berries to lick, which kithkin to trick, and what to do when either goes wrong.

BATTLEFIELD:
Land:
    Auntie's Hovel https://scryfall.com/card/lrw/267/auntie's-hovel
    As Auntie's Hovel enters the battlefield, you may reveal a Goblin card from your hand. If you don't, Auntie's Hovel enters the battlefield tapped.
    {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

    Luxury Suite https://scryfall.com/card/zne/18/luxury-suite
    Luxury Suite enters the battlefield tapped unless you have two or more opponents.
    {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

    Mountain

    Command Tower https://scryfall.com/card/afc/230/command-tower
    {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

    Mountain

Creatures:
red creature token (Goblin - 1/1)

Goblin Piledriver - (Goblin Warrior, 1/2, {1}{R} (2)
  Protection from blue (This creature can't be blocked, targeted, dealt damage, or enchanted by anything blue.)
  Whenever Goblin Piledriver attacks, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn for each other attacking Goblin.)
  [https://scryfall.com/card/sld/21/goblin-piledriver]

(TA) Golgari Thug - (Human Warrior, 1/1, {1}{B} (2)
When Golgari Thug dies, put target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library.
Dredge 4 (If you would draw a card, you may mill four cards instead. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.))
[https://scryfall.com/card/plist/98/golgari-thug]

Enchantments:
Artifacts:
Planeswalkers:

GRAVEYARD:
Dragon Fodder https://scryfall.com/card/jmp/309/dragon-fodder
Goblin Grenade https://scryfall.com/card/plist/132/goblin-grenade


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Grizzly
player, 149 posts
Wed 15 Sep 2021
at 18:34
  • msg #22

Re: Table G:  Grizzly, Matthew, Munch

I'll take it. That might be a mistake but I guess I'll find out lol
Matthew
GM, 5299 posts
Looks like I picked the
wrong day to give up MTG!
Wed 15 Sep 2021
at 19:47
  • msg #23

Re: Table G:  Grizzly, Matthew, Munch

Naaa... no mistake.  It might have been more interesting had you blocked though...   :-)

TURN FIVE - CONTINUED
Untap, Upkeep, Draw
1st Main Phase:
Play a Mountain

Attack Phase:
Tap and attack Grizzly with Golgari Thug (1/1)
   PAUSE FOR Blockers?

NO BLOCKERS  - Grizzly takes 1 damage.   :-)

2nd Main Phase:
Tap 2RB to cast my General from the Command Zone.

End Turn Phase:

LIFE: 40
HAND: 3
DECK: 88 (A 100 card deck)
  This deck is legal in:  Vintage, Commander, Highlander.  - No Errors. - it contains 29 Rares and 0 Mythic and 0 Special (29% of deck), of which 8 are lands.  It has 5 cards in a Sideboard..
Commander:
Wort, Boggart Auntie - (Legendary Goblin Shaman, 3/3, {2}{B}{R} (4)
Fear (This creature can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may return target Goblin card from your graveyard to your hand.)
[https://scryfall.com/card/lrw/252/wort-boggart-auntie] - CAST ONCE
    Auntie always knows which berries to lick, which kithkin to trick, and what to do when either goes wrong.

BATTLEFIELD:
Land:
(T) Auntie's Hovel https://scryfall.com/card/lrw/267/auntie's-hovel
    As Auntie's Hovel enters the battlefield, you may reveal a Goblin card from your hand. If you don't, Auntie's Hovel enters the battlefield tapped.
    {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

(T) Luxury Suite https://scryfall.com/card/zne/18/luxury-suite
    Luxury Suite enters the battlefield tapped unless you have two or more opponents.
    {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

(T) Mountain

    Command Tower https://scryfall.com/card/afc/230/command-tower
    {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

(T) Mountain

Creatures:
red creature token (Goblin - 1/1)

Goblin Piledriver - (Goblin Warrior, 1/2, {1}{R} (2)
  Protection from blue (This creature can't be blocked, targeted, dealt damage, or enchanted by anything blue.)
  Whenever Goblin Piledriver attacks, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn for each other attacking Goblin.)
  [https://scryfall.com/card/sld/21/goblin-piledriver]

(TA) Golgari Thug - (Human Warrior, 1/1, {1}{B} (2)
When Golgari Thug dies, put target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library.
Dredge 4 (If you would draw a card, you may mill four cards instead. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.))
[https://scryfall.com/card/plist/98/golgari-thug]

(SS) Wort, Boggart Auntie - (Legendary Goblin Shaman, 3/3, {2}{B}{R} (4)
Fear (This creature can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may return target Goblin card from your graveyard to your hand.)
[https://scryfall.com/card/lrw/252/wort-boggart-auntie]
    Auntie always knows which berries to lick, which kithkin to trick, and what to do when either goes wrong.

Enchantments:
Artifacts:
Planeswalkers:

GRAVEYARD:
Dragon Fodder https://scryfall.com/card/jmp/309/dragon-fodder
Goblin Grenade https://scryfall.com/card/plist/132/goblin-grenade


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The MunchKING
player, 2934 posts
The MunchKING is here!!
Run in fear!!
Wed 15 Sep 2021
at 22:08
  • msg #24

Re: Coin flips to win the Game

Matthew:
Naaa... no mistake.  It might have been more interesting had you blocked though...   :-)


I would have thought so.




TURN 5:

Untap:  Untap All

Upkeep:

The Goblin Kaboomist carefully hides a Land mine for any attackers...


16:52, Today: The MunchKING rolled 2 using 1d2.  Don't trip! 1 is good!


And confidently walks off, until he trips and falls over setting off all the explosives in his back pack. This deals two damage to him and means some one will have to scrape Goblin guts off of the nearby terrain.

Draw:  Draw 1

Main:

Play a Mountain.

Tap all of them to summon the mighty Okaun, Eye of Chaos.
https://scryfall.com/card/bbd/6/okaun-eye-of-chaos

He looks around for his partner, and searchs Grizzly's camp for it.
(I target Grizzly for the ability for him to search his library for Zndrsplt, then shuffle)

Combat:

Oukan starts raging up on Chaos.
(Of course because of how the roller tracks them, these are in reverse chronological order. But you can check me if you don't believe)


17:00, Today: The MunchKING rolled 2 using 1d2.  How Big can Chaos Get? I roll 1.

17:00, Today: The MunchKING rolled 2 using 1d2.  How Big can Chaos Get? I roll 2.

17:00, Today: The MunchKING rolled 2 using 1d2.  How Big can Chaos Get? I roll 2.

17:00, Today: The MunchKING rolled 1 using 1d2.  How Big can Chaos Get? I roll 1.

16:59, Today: The MunchKING rolled 1 using 1d2.  How Big can Chaos Get? I roll 1.


I got 4 right before losing so he is 2^4 times stronger, or 48/48. Unfortunately he's Summoning sick so he can't attack.

Main:

End:

Okuan calms down and goes back to being a 3/3.

End Turn.
 ___________________________________________________________________

 Life: 40
 Hand: 4/7
 Library: 88  [100 card library]
 Command Zone:
Okaun, Eye of Chaos (6R) (Cast Once)
https://scryfall.com/card/bbd/6/okaun-eye-of-chaos
 Zndrsplt, Eye of Wisdom (4U)
https://scryfall.com/card/bbd/5/zndrsplt-eye-of-wisdom
 ___________________________________________________________________


 LANDS:

T - Mountain X 5

  - Mountain X 0


 CREATURES:

  - Okaun, Eye of Chaos
[Legendary Creature -- Cyclops Berserker 3/3
Partner with Zndrsplt, Eye of Wisdom (When this creature enters the battlefield, target player may put Zndrsplt into their hand from their library, then shuffle.)
At the beginning of combat on your turn, flip a coin until you lose a flip.
Whenever a player wins a coin flip, double Okaun’s power and toughness until end of turn.]

  - Mijae Djinn
[Creature -- Djinn 6/3
Whenever Mijae Djinn attacks, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, remove Mijae Djinn from combat and tap it.]

 ENCHANTMENTS:

  - Goblin Festival
[Enchantment
{2}: Goblin Festival deals 1 damage to any target. Flip a coin. If you lose the flip, choose one of your opponents. That player gains control of Goblin Festival.]

 ARTIFACTS:

  - Land Mine x 3
[Token Artifact
{R}, Sacrifice this artifact: This artifact deals 2 damage to target attacking creature without flying.]

 PLANESWALKER:

  -

 ____________________________________________________________________
 GRAVEYARD:
Goblin Kaboomist

 EXILE:


Grizzly
player, 150 posts
Thu 16 Sep 2021
at 20:21
  • msg #25

Re: Table G:  Grizzly, Matthew, Munch

I take 1.

That Okaun is terrifying. I choose not to look for Zndrsplt because he's not in there. Wouldn't that be funny if he was though? ;)

TURN 5:

Untap:  Untap All

Upkeep:

Draw:  Draw 1 for turn, make an Insect token

Main:

Play a Polluted Delta https://scryfall.com/card/exp/17/polluted-delta

Tap some of my lands for 1UBR for my Commander

Combat:

Main:

End:

End Turn.

Life: 34
 Hand: 4/7
 Library: 86 [99 card library]
 Command Zone:
Nekusar, the Mindrazer https://scryfall.com/card/cmr/...ekusar-the-mindrazer
 Legendary Creature — Zombie Wizard (2UBR) (Cast once)
 At the beginning of each player’s draw step, that player draws an additional card.
 Whenever an opponent draws a card, Nekusar, the Mindrazer deals 1 damage to that player.

LANDS:

(T) Mountain
(T) Swamp
(T) Island

    Steam Vents https://scryfall.com/card/exp/12/steam-vents
    (T), add U or R
    As Steam Vents enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don’t, it enters the battlefield tapped.

(T) Water Grave https://scryfall.com/card/exp/7/watery-grave
    (T), add U or B
    As Watery Grave enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don’t, it enters the battlefield tapped

    Polluted Delta https://scryfall.com/card/exp/17/polluted-delta

Creatures:

     Nightscape Familiar https://scryfall.com/card/c13/83/nightscape-familiar
     Creature — Zombie (1/1)
     Blue spells and red spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
     {1}{B}: Regenerate Nightscape Familiar.

     Locust God https://scryfall.com/card/mp2/51/the-locust-god
     Legendary Creature — God (4/4)
     Flying
     Whenever you draw a card, create a 1/1 blue and red Insect creature token with flying and haste.
     {2}{U}{R}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
     When The Locust God dies, return it to its owner’s hand at the beginning of the next end step.

     1/1 Red Blue Insect token
     Flying, Haste

(SS) Nekusar, the Mindrazer https://scryfall.com/card/cmr/...ekusar-the-mindrazer
     Legendary Creature — Zombie Wizard (2/4)
     At the beginning of each player’s draw step, that player draws an additional card.
     Whenever an opponent draws a card, Nekusar, the Mindrazer deals 1 damage to that player.

Enchantments:
Artifacts:

    Arcane Signet https://scryfall.com/card/prm/86152/arcane-signet
    (T): Add one mana of any color in your commander’s color identity.

Planeswalkers:

GRAVEYARD:
Bloodstained Mire https://scryfall.com/card/exp/18/bloodstained-mire

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Matthew
GM, 5300 posts
Looks like I picked the
wrong day to give up MTG!
Fri 17 Sep 2021
at 01:07
  • msg #26

Re: Table G:  Grizzly, Matthew, Munch

Yes, that Okaun is going to be quite scary!  Especially when he no doubt finds a way to give him trample or unblockable!

TURN SIX
Untap,
Upkeep, extra Draw (take 1 damage from Nekusar, the Mindrazer)
Draw (take 1 damage from Nekusar, the Mindrazer )
1st Main Phase:
Play a Mountain

Tap 2RR to cast Krenko, Mob Boss https://scryfall.com/card/jmp/339/krenko-mob-boss
Tap 1R to cast Goblin Tinkerer https://scryfall.com/card/ath/40/goblin-tinkerer

Attack Phase:

2nd Main Phase:

End Turn Phase:

LIFE: 38
HAND: 2
DECK: 86 (A 100 card deck)
  This deck is legal in:  Vintage, Commander, Highlander.  - No Errors. - it contains 29 Rares and 0 Mythic and 0 Special (29% of deck), of which 8 are lands.  It has 5 cards in a Sideboard..
Commander:
Wort, Boggart Auntie - (Legendary Goblin Shaman, 3/3, {2}{B}{R} (4)
Fear (This creature can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may return target Goblin card from your graveyard to your hand.)
[https://scryfall.com/card/lrw/252/wort-boggart-auntie] - CAST ONCE
    Auntie always knows which berries to lick, which kithkin to trick, and what to do when either goes wrong.

BATTLEFIELD:
Land:
(T) Auntie's Hovel https://scryfall.com/card/lrw/267/auntie's-hovel
    As Auntie's Hovel enters the battlefield, you may reveal a Goblin card from your hand. If you don't, Auntie's Hovel enters the battlefield tapped.
    {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

(T) Luxury Suite https://scryfall.com/card/zne/18/luxury-suite
    Luxury Suite enters the battlefield tapped unless you have two or more opponents.
    {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

(T) Mountain

(T) Command Tower https://scryfall.com/card/afc/230/command-tower
    {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

(T) Mountain
(T) Mountain

Creatures:
red creature token (Goblin - 1/1)

Goblin Piledriver - (Goblin Warrior, 1/2, {1}{R} (2)
  Protection from blue (This creature can't be blocked, targeted, dealt damage, or enchanted by anything blue.)
  Whenever Goblin Piledriver attacks, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn for each other attacking Goblin.)
  [https://scryfall.com/card/sld/21/goblin-piledriver]

Golgari Thug - (Human Warrior, 1/1, {1}{B} (2)
When Golgari Thug dies, put target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library.
Dredge 4 (If you would draw a card, you may mill four cards instead. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.))
[https://scryfall.com/card/plist/98/golgari-thug]

Wort, Boggart Auntie - (Legendary Goblin Shaman, 3/3, {2}{B}{R} (4)
Fear (This creature can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may return target Goblin card from your graveyard to your hand.)
[https://scryfall.com/card/lrw/252/wort-boggart-auntie]
    Auntie always knows which berries to lick, which kithkin to trick, and what to do when either goes wrong.

(SS) Krenko, Mob Boss - (Legendary Goblin Warrior, 3/3, {2}{R}{R} (4)
{T}: Create X 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens, where X is the number of Goblins you control.)
[https://scryfall.com/card/jmp/339/krenko-mob-boss]

(SS) Goblin Tinkerer - (Goblin Artificer, 1/2, {1}{R} (2)
{R}, {T}: Destroy target artifact. That artifact deals damage equal to its mana value to Goblin Tinkerer.)
[https://scryfall.com/card/ath/40/goblin-tinkerer]

Enchantments:
Artifacts:
Planeswalkers:

GRAVEYARD:
Dragon Fodder https://scryfall.com/card/jmp/309/dragon-fodder
Goblin Grenade https://scryfall.com/card/plist/132/goblin-grenade


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The MunchKING
player, 2935 posts
The MunchKING is here!!
Run in fear!!
Fri 17 Sep 2021
at 01:28
  • msg #27

Re: Coin flips to win the Game

Matthew:
Yes, that Okaun is going to be quite scary!  Especially when he no doubt finds a way to give him trample or unblockable!


Not in frickin' Mono-red. Where my Islands at?


TURN 6:

Untap:  Untap All

Upkeep:


Draw:  Draw 1

Main:

Tap all of my mountains to summon the mighty Kazuul, Tyrant of the Cliffs.
https://scryfall.com/card/c16/...tyrant-of-the-cliffs


Combat:

Oukan starts raging up on Chaos.


20:23, Today: The MunchKING rolled 2 using 1d2.  How Big can Chaos Get? I roll 1.

20:23, Today: The MunchKING rolled 1 using 1d2.  How Big can Chaos Get? I roll 1.

I got 1 right before losing so he is 2^1 times stronger, or 6/6.

Grizzly wouldn't bring his buddy Zndrsplt to him so Oukan plows into his camp! (6 Damage)

Main:

End:

Okuan calms down and goes back to being a 3/3.

End Turn.
 ___________________________________________________________________

 Life: 40
 Hand: 4/7
 Library: 87  [100 card library]
 Command Zone:
Okaun, Eye of Chaos (6R) (Cast Once)
https://scryfall.com/card/bbd/6/okaun-eye-of-chaos
 Zndrsplt, Eye of Wisdom (4U)
https://scryfall.com/card/bbd/5/zndrsplt-eye-of-wisdom
 ___________________________________________________________________


 LANDS:

T - Mountain X 5

  - Mountain X 0


 CREATURES:

T - Okaun, Eye of Chaos
[Legendary Creature -- Cyclops Berserker 3/3
Partner with Zndrsplt, Eye of Wisdom (When this creature enters the battlefield, target player may put Zndrsplt into their hand from their library, then shuffle.)
At the beginning of combat on your turn, flip a coin until you lose a flip.
Whenever a player wins a coin flip, double Okaun’s power and toughness until end of turn.]

  - Mijae Djinn
[Creature -- Djinn 6/3
Whenever Mijae Djinn attacks, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, remove Mijae Djinn from combat and tap it.]

  - Kazuul, Tyrant of the Cliffs
[Legendary Creature -- Ogre 5/4
Whenever a creature an opponent controls attacks, if you’re the defending player, create a 3/3 red Ogre creature token unless that creature’s controller pays {3}.]


 ENCHANTMENTS:

  - Goblin Festival
[Enchantment
{2}: Goblin Festival deals 1 damage to any target. Flip a coin. If you lose the flip, choose one of your opponents. That player gains control of Goblin Festival.]

 ARTIFACTS:

  - Land Mine x 3
[Token Artifact
{R}, Sacrifice this artifact: This artifact deals 2 damage to target attacking creature without flying.]

 PLANESWALKER:

  -

 ____________________________________________________________________
 GRAVEYARD:
Goblin Kaboomist

 EXILE:


This message was last edited by the player at 01:29, Fri 17 Sept 2021.
Grizzly
player, 151 posts
Fri 17 Sep 2021
at 01:46
  • msg #28

Re: Coin flips to win the Game

Don't forget Nekusar makes you draw 1 more card every turn, and take 1 for each card you draw. I'm not sure if that'll change your turn but I figured I'd give you the chance to change your turn.
The MunchKING
player, 2936 posts
The MunchKING is here!!
Run in fear!!
Fri 17 Sep 2021
at 02:11
  • msg #29

Re: Coin flips to win the Game

Grizzly:
Don't forget Nekusar makes you draw 1 more card every turn, and take 1 for each card you draw. I'm not sure if that'll change your turn but I figured I'd give you the chance to change your turn.


EACH Player? Well I doubt I'll draw anything better than Kazuul, but sure, I'll take another draw. And 2 Damage. :(

*draws*

Yeah, that was NOT better.
Grizzly
player, 152 posts
Fri 17 Sep 2021
at 21:14
  • msg #30

Re: Table G:  Grizzly, Matthew, Munch

Hey, I tried to get you a better card, quit complaining about the draws. ;)

Block Okaun with the Nightscape Familiar, pay the 1B to regenerate him

Before the end of Munch's turn, I pay 1 life and crack my Delta for a Blood Crypt tapped https://scryfall.com/card/exp/8/blood-crypt

TURN 6:

Untap:  Untap All

Upkeep:

Draw:  Draw 1 for turn, draw another from Nekusar, make two Insect tokens

Main:

Play a Reliquary Tower https://scryfall.com/card/cmr/710/reliquary-tower

Tap 3UU to play Forced Fruition https://scryfall.com/card/lrw/66/forced-fruition

Combat:

Main:

End:

End Turn.

Life: 33
 Hand: 3/7
 Library: 83 [99 card library]
 Command Zone:
Nekusar, the Mindrazer https://scryfall.com/card/cmr/...ekusar-the-mindrazer
 Legendary Creature — Zombie Wizard (2UBR) (Cast once)
 At the beginning of each player’s draw step, that player draws an additional card.
 Whenever an opponent draws a card, Nekusar, the Mindrazer deals 1 damage to that player.

LANDS:

(T) Mountain
(T) Swamp
    Island

(T) Steam Vents https://scryfall.com/card/exp/12/steam-vents
    (T): add U or R
    As Steam Vents enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don’t, it enters the battlefield tapped.

(T) Water Grave https://scryfall.com/card/exp/7/watery-grave
    (T): add U or B
    As Watery Grave enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don’t, it enters the battlefield tapped

    Blood Crypt tapped https://scryfall.com/card/exp/8/blood-crypt
    (T): add B or R
    As Watery Grave enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don’t, it enters the battlefield tapped

(T) Reliquary Tower https://scryfall.com/card/cmr/710/reliquary-tower
    You have no maximum hand size
    (T): Add (C)

Creatures:

     Nightscape Familiar https://scryfall.com/card/c13/83/nightscape-familiar
     Creature — Zombie (1/1)
     Blue spells and red spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
     {1}{B}: Regenerate Nightscape Familiar.

     Locust God https://scryfall.com/card/mp2/51/the-locust-god
     Legendary Creature — God (4/4)
     Flying
     Whenever you draw a card, create a 1/1 blue and red Insect creature token with flying and haste.
     {2}{U}{R}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
     When The Locust God dies, return it to its owner’s hand at the beginning of the next end step.

     1/1 Red Blue Insect token x3
     Flying, Haste

     Nekusar, the Mindrazer https://scryfall.com/card/cmr/...ekusar-the-mindrazer
     Legendary Creature — Zombie Wizard (2/4)
     At the beginning of each player’s draw step, that player draws an additional card.
     Whenever an opponent draws a card, Nekusar, the Mindrazer deals 1 damage to that player.

Enchantments:

 Forced Fruition https://scryfall.com/card/lrw/66/forced-fruition
  Whenever an opponent casts a spell, that player draws seven cards.

Artifacts:

    Arcane Signet https://scryfall.com/card/prm/86152/arcane-signet
    (T): Add one mana of any color in your commander’s color identity.

Planeswalkers:

GRAVEYARD:
Bloodstained Mire https://scryfall.com/card/exp/18/bloodstained-mire
Polluted Delta https://scryfall.com/card/exp/17/polluted-delta

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Matthew
GM, 5301 posts
Looks like I picked the
wrong day to give up MTG!
Sat 18 Sep 2021
at 07:38
  • msg #31

Re: Table G:  Grizzly, Matthew, Munch

Forced Fruition?   Holy Cards Batman!

TURN SEVEN
Untap,
Upkeep, extra Draw (take 1 damage from Nekusar, the Mindrazer)
Draw (take 1 damage from Nekusar, the Mindrazer )
1st Main Phase:
Play a Tainted Peak https://scryfall.com/card/afc/266/tainted-peak

Tap 2BR to cast Murderous Redcap https://scryfall.com/card/plist/236/murderous-redcap
   As I cast the spell, I draw 7 cards from Forced Fruition (and take 7 damage from Nekusar, the Mindrazer - ouch!)
   As Murderous Redcap comes into play, he deals 2 damage to Grizzly's Nightscape Familiar.

Tap 1RR to cast Hobgoblin Bandit Lord https://scryfall.com/card/afr/...obgoblin-bandit-lord
   As I cast the spell, I draw 7 cards from Forced Fruition (and take 7 damage from Nekusar, the Mindrazer - double ouch!)

Attack Phase:
Tap and attack Grizzly with Wort, Boggart Auntie (4/4, Fear, General Damage)

2nd Main Phase:

End Turn Phase:

LIFE: 22
HAND: 7
DECK: 69 (A 100 card deck)
  This deck is legal in:  Vintage, Commander, Highlander.  - No Errors. - it contains 29 Rares and 0 Mythic and 0 Special (29% of deck), of which 8 are lands.  It has 5 cards in a Sideboard..
Commander:
Wort, Boggart Auntie - (Legendary Goblin Shaman, 3/3, {2}{B}{R} (4)
Fear (This creature can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may return target Goblin card from your graveyard to your hand.)
[https://scryfall.com/card/lrw/252/wort-boggart-auntie] - CAST ONCE
    Auntie always knows which berries to lick, which kithkin to trick, and what to do when either goes wrong.

BATTLEFIELD:
Land:
(T) Auntie's Hovel https://scryfall.com/card/lrw/267/auntie's-hovel
    As Auntie's Hovel enters the battlefield, you may reveal a Goblin card from your hand. If you don't, Auntie's Hovel enters the battlefield tapped.
    {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

(T) Luxury Suite https://scryfall.com/card/zne/18/luxury-suite
    Luxury Suite enters the battlefield tapped unless you have two or more opponents.
    {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

(T) Mountain

(T) Command Tower https://scryfall.com/card/afc/230/command-tower
    {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

(T) Mountain
(T) Mountain

(T) Tainted Peak https://scryfall.com/card/afc/266/tainted-peak
    {T}: Add {C}.
    {T}: Add {B} or {R}. Activate only if you control a Swamp.

Creatures:
red creature token (Goblin - 1/1 -> 2/2 [includes +1/+1 from Hobgoblin Bandit Lord])

Goblin Piledriver - (Goblin Warrior, 1/2 -> 2/3 [includes +1/+1 from Hobgoblin Bandit Lord], {1}{R} (2)
  Protection from blue (This creature can't be blocked, targeted, dealt damage, or enchanted by anything blue.)
  Whenever Goblin Piledriver attacks, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn for each other attacking Goblin.)
  [https://scryfall.com/card/sld/21/goblin-piledriver]

Golgari Thug - (Human Warrior, 1/1, {1}{B} (2)
When Golgari Thug dies, put target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library.
Dredge 4 (If you would draw a card, you may mill four cards instead. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.))
[https://scryfall.com/card/plist/98/golgari-thug]

(TA) Wort, Boggart Auntie - (Legendary Goblin Shaman, 3/3 -> 4/4 [includes +1/+1 from Hobgoblin Bandit Lord], {2}{B}{R} (4)
Fear (This creature can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may return target Goblin card from your graveyard to your hand.)
[https://scryfall.com/card/lrw/252/wort-boggart-auntie]
    Auntie always knows which berries to lick, which kithkin to trick, and what to do when either goes wrong.

Krenko, Mob Boss - (Legendary Goblin Warrior, 3/3 -> 4/4 [includes +1/+1 from Hobgoblin Bandit Lord], {2}{R}{R} (4)
{T}: Create X 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens, where X is the number of Goblins you control.)
[https://scryfall.com/card/jmp/339/krenko-mob-boss]

Goblin Tinkerer - (Goblin Artificer, 1/2 -> 2/3 [includes +1/+1 from Hobgoblin Bandit Lord], {1}{R} (2)
{R}, {T}: Destroy target artifact. That artifact deals damage equal to its mana value to Goblin Tinkerer.)
[https://scryfall.com/card/ath/40/goblin-tinkerer]

(SS) Murderous Redcap - (Goblin Assassin, 2/2 -> 3/3 [includes +1/+1 from Hobgoblin Bandit Lord], {2}{B/R}{B/R} (4)
When Murderous Redcap enters the battlefield, it deals damage equal to its power to any target.
Persist (When this creature dies, if it had no -1/-1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a -1/-1 counter on it.))
[https://scryfall.com/card/plist/236/murderous-redcap]

(SS) Hobgoblin Bandit Lord - (Goblin Rogue, 2/3, {1}{R}{R} (3)
Other Goblins you control get +1/+1.
{R}, {T}: Hobgoblin Bandit Lord deals damage equal to the number of Goblins that entered the battlefield under your control this turn to any target.)
[https://scryfall.com/card/afr/...obgoblin-bandit-lord]

Enchantments:
Artifacts:
Planeswalkers:

GRAVEYARD:
Dragon Fodder https://scryfall.com/card/jmp/309/dragon-fodder
Goblin Grenade https://scryfall.com/card/plist/132/goblin-grenade
Squeaking Pie Grubfellows https://scryfall.com/card/mor/...king-pie-grubfellows
Earwig Squad https://scryfall.com/card/mma/82/earwig-squad
Reckless One https://scryfall.com/card/evg/48/reckless-one
Brash Taunter https://scryfall.com/card/m21/133/brash-taunter
Tuktuk Scrapper https://scryfall.com/card/wwk/94/tuktuk-scrapper
Squeaking Pie Sneak https://scryfall.com/card/lrw/142/squeaking-pie-sneak
Mountain
Swamp


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This message was last edited by the GM at 12:34, Sat 18 Sept 2021.
Grizzly
player, 153 posts
Sat 18 Sep 2021
at 11:25
  • msg #32

Re: Table G:  Grizzly, Matthew, Munch

Sure, the Familiar dies and I take 4.

Don't forget to post what you discarded at the end of turn. I'm sure there was plenty. ;)
Matthew
GM, 5302 posts
Looks like I picked the
wrong day to give up MTG!
Sat 18 Sep 2021
at 12:33
  • msg #33

Re: Table G:  Grizzly, Matthew, Munch

In reply to Grizzly (msg # 32):
Sorry - missed updating my graveyard.  Will do so now.
The MunchKING
player, 2937 posts
The MunchKING is here!!
Run in fear!!
Sat 18 Sep 2021
at 13:56
  • msg #34

Re: Coin flips to win the Game

Grizzly:
Hey, I tried to get you a better card, quit complaining about the draws. ;)


It's MY deck and I'll complain about the horrible cards I put in it if I want to. :p


TURN 6:

Untap:  Untap All

Upkeep:


Draw:  Draw 2

Take 2 Damage.

Main:

I play a Swiftwater Cliffs.
https://scryfall.com/card/m21/251/swiftwater-cliffs

I gain 1 Life.

Tap 4 of my mountains to get some goblin engineers to build me a weapon. They made a Boompile!
https://scryfall.com/card/c16/52/boompile

They undergo Forced Fruition and bombard me with spell ideas.
(I Draw 7, take 7 Damage.)


Combat:

Oukan starts raging up on Chaos.


08:41, Today: The MunchKING rolled 1 using 1d2.  How Big can Chaos Get? I roll 2.

08:41, Today: The MunchKING rolled 1 using 1d2.  How Big can Chaos Get? I roll 1.

I got 1 right before losing so he is 2^1 times stronger, or 6/6.

I order the Majin Genie (I mean "Mijae Djinn") to attack.

08:43, Today: The MunchKING rolled 1 using 1d2.  Does the Djinn punch? 2 says "Yes". .

It gets it in its head to ignore me and even make itself explictly unready for combat.

Grizzly wouldn't bring his buddy Zndrsplt to him so Oukan plows into his camp! (6 Damage)

Main:

End:

Okuan calms down and goes back to being a 3/3.

Discard:
Arcane Adaption
Goblin Psychopath
Cavern of Souls
Tide of War

... Man I really want 8 cards in hand, figuring out the last one to discard is HARD.

Spirebluff Canal, though I need the Blue.

End Turn.
 ___________________________________________________________________

 Life: 30
 Hand: 7/7
 Library: 77  [100 card library]
 Command Zone:
Okaun, Eye of Chaos (6R) (Cast Once)
https://scryfall.com/card/bbd/6/okaun-eye-of-chaos
 Zndrsplt, Eye of Wisdom (4U)
https://scryfall.com/card/bbd/5/zndrsplt-eye-of-wisdom
 ___________________________________________________________________


 LANDS:

T - Mountain X 4

  - Mountain X 1

T - Swiftwater Cliffs
[Land
Swiftwater Cliffs enters the battlefield tapped.
When Swiftwater Cliffs enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life.
{T}: Add {U} or {R}.]

 CREATURES:

T - Okaun, Eye of Chaos
[Legendary Creature -- Cyclops Berserker 3/3
Partner with Zndrsplt, Eye of Wisdom (When this creature enters the battlefield, target player may put Zndrsplt into their hand from their library, then shuffle.)
At the beginning of combat on your turn, flip a coin until you lose a flip.
Whenever a player wins a coin flip, double Okaun’s power and toughness until end of turn.]

T - Mijae Djinn
[Creature -- Djinn 6/3
Whenever Mijae Djinn attacks, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, remove Mijae Djinn from combat and tap it.]

  - Kazuul, Tyrant of the Cliffs
[Legendary Creature -- Ogre 5/4
Whenever a creature an opponent controls attacks, if you’re the defending player, create a 3/3 red Ogre creature token unless that creature’s controller pays {3}.]


 ENCHANTMENTS:

  - Goblin Festival
[Enchantment
{2}: Goblin Festival deals 1 damage to any target. Flip a coin. If you lose the flip, choose one of your opponents. That player gains control of Goblin Festival.]

 ARTIFACTS:

  - Land Mine x 3
[Token Artifact
{R}, Sacrifice this artifact: This artifact deals 2 damage to target attacking creature without flying.]

  - BOOMPile
[Artifact
{T}: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, destroy all nonland permanents.]

 PLANESWALKER:

  -

 ____________________________________________________________________
 GRAVEYARD:
Goblin Kaboomist
Arcane Adaption
Goblin Psychopath
Cavern of Souls
Tide of War
Spirebluff Canal

 EXILE:


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