Re: Episode 1.06: The Chicago Caper
Pieran froze just before tapping the final number into his handset. Good thing, too. He hated cell phones as much as he hated computers. ‘Can you hear me now?’ wasn’t very much different from ‘Bad Command or Filename;’ both elevated Pieran’s blood pressure and temper to dangerously violent levels.
“Perfect,” he said, quickly snapping shut the odious little instrument. “This may be a wild goose chase but I have a few questions I’d like answered before going on much more.”
He closed his eyes, concentrating on his questions and concerns, asking them one at a time, slowly and with great deliberation, like an extruding metal.
“One: The curse went into effect in 1945. Are there any former Chicago Cubs baseball players alive today who left their club after 1945, joined another team, and won a World Series championship?
“Two: Since the curse went into effect, have there been any post season championship games with the Chicago Cubs and if so, have they lost in any field other than Wrigley?
“Three: Have the Chicago Cubs ever played a deciding World Series game (the seventh game in a 3-3 tie) since 1945? If so, did they lose in a field other than Wrigley?
“Four: Have the Chicago Cubs ever won a World Series title?
“And finally: Are there any portable, handheld, electronic games (such as Gameboy, etc) with World Series Baseball software featuring the Chicago Cubs as one of the teams? If so, is such a game available for purchase, preferably at a local store? And if there is, can the game be set to play itself?”
His eyes opened and exhaled, relaxing once again, as if a weight had been removed from his chest. “Sorry, I didn’t think there were that many questions. Do you think you can find out for me?”