Chye Isuel:
i reckon i'm more worried 'bout a coup, than the flu...
You're worried about 2-door sports cars? Then definitely stay inside. Far less occurrence of those indoors... ;)
Narrator:
...also because Echelon does a lot of targeted word searches for specific phrases that could come up, and I'd rather not invoke their attention.
/tightens tinfoil sweatband before posting
Yes
comrades friends, let us avoid the use of targeted phraseology such as [FNORD] and [DOUBLE FNORD] and other such trigger codes.
:P
Honestly, I'm far less worried about covert government surveillance than I am the people at work who refuse to social distance. I can't wait till we go work from home, sorry gwythaint, I know you're stuck at the hospital. Impossible to do remote work of that nature. Y'all are heroes.