Love of My Life
Ours is a troubled marriage, folks; but dutiful wife that I am, I am doing everything I can to rekindle 'old sparky'. Doctor Ramsey has several peculiar fetishes; do you understand, my dear Becky? He licks...er likes bacon and he moos when the moment is upon him. If you are residing with us for a time then, for goodness sake, learn to sleep with your fingers plugging your ears.