Re: Chapter #9: Return to Sandpoint
“You’d have to TAKE a shift before we could switch, Mr. Special Assignment.” Quint Plinsman gave Kellan a wink to let him know he was kidding. He was about to continue with his good-natured ribbing when Liseth piped in with her question.
“Many goblins?!?” Quint looked up at Santo with an is-she-kidding sort of look. “Are you kidding?” Liseth’s surprised look told him that she wasn’t kidding. “You just missed them all! There was a big showdown last night!” He paused. “Uh, you all didn’t know that?” He grinned. “Looks like we’ve got some news for you too.”
“Yeah, you don’t need to let Alergast in on much of anything, Kellan,” Santo supplied from his perch on top of the wall. “He was right in the thick of it. Big damn hero.”
“That’s right,” Quint nodded. He lowered his voice and swept a spread-fingered hand through the air, setting the scene. “There we were, guarding the north bridge when Dav comes riding out of the woods like all the devils of hell are chasing him. He sweeps past us, yelling about how the goblins are on the move. No sooner does he ride by then there they were, at the treeline.”
“Hundreds of ‘em,” Santo interjected.
“Yes, hundreds.” Quint continued, shooting Santo an annoyed glance. “And Nisk hadn’t been able to finish up his burst jars for our bridge, so we couldn’t blow it like we’d planned. So there we were, about five guardsmen and fifteen militia all told. The bells started ringing to muster the rest of the militia, but there’s no way they’re going to get organized and out to the bridges in time to stop the goblin assault. They were hitting us earlier than we thought, and they totally caught us with our pants down. We needed at least one more day, and we knew it.”
“Then they started screaming,” Santo cut in.
“Yes, I was getting to that!” Quint glared at his friend. “So the goblins all start screaming, the cathedral bells are ringing, there’s yelling from the town . . .”
“Chaos,” summarized Santo.
“Chaos.” Quint agreed, resigning himself to the interruptions. “Then from out of the goblin lines comes the biggest goblin you’ve ever seen in your life . . . .”
“Huge.” Santo agreed, eyes wide.
“Enormous. Big as you, Kellan.” Quint saw the doubt in his fellow guardsman’s eyes. “No, seriously. There was this giant goblin, swinging this wicked two bladed axe like he knew how to use it.” The narrow-faced man shook his head, as if he couldn’t believe it. “So this goblin war god starts insulting us, our mothers, our town, our courage . . . .”
“He was pretty creative.” Santo admitted.
“He was.” Quint concurred. “He said that no one in town had the stones to take him on in single combat, and that if we didn’t provide a champion, or if that champion died, it was proof that the gods had turned their faces from us. And I’m ashamed to say that you could have heard a pin drop over here. I mean, if you didn’t have all the goblins screaming, and the cathedral bells tolling, and all the yelling from the town.”
“A madhouse.” Santo synopsized.
“So here’s this giant goblin calling us out, and the militia look like they’re ready to run for the hills . . . .”
“We weren’t looking too sturdy ourselves.”
“. . . . when here comes Alergast running up the road, polearm in hand . . . .”
“I’ve never seen him looking so angry.”
“. . . . and he roars out his defiance to the goblin. Well, we start cheering him on but I don’t think he even heard us, he just charged onto the bridge and got right down to it . . . .”
“I think even the goblin was a little surprised.”
“ . . . . and let me tell you I’ve never seen anything like it before and I don’t think I ever will again. That goblin could fight. He must have hit Alergast a dozen times . . . .”
“Had him on the ropes.”
“. . . . but the Lieutenant gave just as good as he got, and he just kept coming back. Then, right when you thought everything was lost and the goblin was about to take off Barett’s head with that axe of his, Alergast buries his poleaxe right in the thing’s skull . . . .”
“Split his head in two!”
“. . . . and you have never seen such a change in fortunes. The goblins were totally silent. Stunned! They couldn’t believe their champion had lost. And of course we are yelling and whooping and the cathedral bells are going off and the first of the militia are coming up the road, and Alergast . . . .”
“You won’t believe what he did.”
“. . . . Alergast starts screaming at the goblins and goes charging right at them. Hundreds of them! Well, we got a little excited . . . .”
“Carried away, I’d say.”
“And started charging after him. And the goblins, all the goblins, just started running. Running away! Hundreds of them!”
“Like the score of us made an army.”
“And we haven’t seen hide or hair of them since. Dav says they’re on the run, but we’re still on watch in case their leaders get ahold of them and bring them back. But that was the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen or been a part of.” He dropped his chin to the chest, as if meditating on what had happened, the looked up.
“So yes, Miss, goblins.” Quint gave her a merry grin. “We’ve seen goblins.”