OOC 5
Imagine if you will...
A Mage of sufficient power to go about using life, matter, mind, entropy, spirit, and time magic to convert vampires, werewolves, and changlings into furniture. Have a nice throw rug made from only the finest pelts of wolf fur.
What would you make Vampires into? Books, Stands... Obviously something that you could keep in the dark away from the sun. Perhaps shower curtains in a windowless bathroom? Porcelain toliet?