First things first. This is a
1st edition game and 1st edition rules apply.
No other rule sets apply unless specifically mentioned in the house rules thread.
I know the 1st edition rules backwards, forwards, sideways, up and down. I've been playing and GMing for close to 30 years and virtually rewritten the Players Handbook and Unearthed Arcana to incorporate many of the rule changes and updates (especially all the additional spells) published in the Dragon magazine (issues 1-250). You have a question, I can and will answer it.
In other words, elves sleep, are as sexually diverse as any other race, and can't be raised from the dead by less than extraordinary means (amongst other things).
Secondly, RESPECT people! We all have our difference of opinion, and in a perfect world the right to express it. This is
not that perfect world, or a forum for posting inflammatory statements of any kind out of character (however if your
character is rude and abusive, you might get a bit of slack, right up until some NPC takes offence and the character suddenly looses a few kilograms of brain matter).
Which leads further to IC interactions. If you don't play nice, nice things will
not happen. I'm known to pull the occasional punch here and there (rather not have PCs die - too much paperwork), but on the other hand, if your actions would logically lead to a negative effect, you better believe that's going to happen!
Lastly, I've been busy the last week or two with work (I work in real estate and with the new financial year here in Australia, it's been a madhouse), and my personal life. Some of you already know my partner and I had a baby in March and she's been taking up a lot of my normally free time. Being with a Chinese woman and all the cultural differences and points of friction that brings had also (until today) taken up the remaining ten minutes a day I had to myself.
As for Sven, I think he's been carrying about a lead sheet for a while now, Belkar style.
http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0202.html
I think that's enough from me for the moment - it's 1.30am and I need sleep. An IC update will happen within the next 24 hours, hopefully within the next 12.