Re: Chapter 002 - Pyramid Tier 3
Albricht took a deep breath. A veeery deep breath. But his attempts to inhale himself into sudden, unexplained unconsciousness were futile. Having stored up so much air, the laws of nature quickly required that said air would need to be expelled in some manner. The manner which manifested at this particular moment to the nervous dwarf was that of voluminous words, many words, spilling out like a flood held back by a shoddy dam.
"Disappearance? No they didn't disappear. They still be lying all over the floor! See we were resting in the Jester's room down below, we were looking for water, and everyone knows that water is downward, ever downward. There was a very large boulder that these dainty-foots triggered to roll down the hall! Apes with boulders flattened this one here, and several dozen evil, animated mummies nearly pulled us into their crypt! Long story longer, we wandered, bruised, bleeding, broken, beaten, baked, bashed, bounced, bonked, bonsai'd... we heard screams coming from the tunnel up ahead didn't we lads? The door was stout, we got there too late to save'em. But I'll admit, my friends here were frightened - for when we took a quick peek, the only thing beheld was retreating shadows!"
The dwarf's nose had begun turning slightly blue after this burst, for by now the chestful of air he'd stored up was fully expelled, leaving him in desperate need for a follow up breath.
"Listen lads, we be fighters, tough as demon-stone, but how do we fight shadows? Ye be they that know things! Share with us Usimgrasises's secret technique for dealing with such. Bob, weave, duck, shuck, jive, dance-step, dosie-doe...? There's gotta be a way! Surely your great God would not wish you to turn a blind eye to such a threat beneath your feet! Right? Be I right?"
Albricht shrugged, very worked up now and shuffling from foot to foot like a halfling dancing in a storm giant's skillet.