Re: Destination: Unknown
He was starting to get a headache from all the comm-traffic palavering going on!
"If we eliminate that these aliens did this on purpose... some sort of mass suicide for unknown reason, which is probably most of the way these aliens think anyway, then it was an accident," Pablo adds to the chatter.
"Now it's a question of whether the problem was purely an accident or caused by some agency. So, just one of the aliens could have been suicidal... or a sacrificial assassin... or a martyr for the 'save the space monkeys' protestors... Or, it was sabotage by the Droogs from Planet 9."
"Or, and this is the one I'm putting my money on... it was an external stimulus. They encountered something unexpected that they weren't prepared for. It wreaked havoc with their gravity drive and wound up squashing them. Maybe there was an emergency shut-off, but it kicked in too late to save them."
"Sure, sure... I know what you're thinking... I'm building a mountain out of vole-hill. But rather than just keep floundering around in the dark, I'm tossing out ideas that can be tested. Maybe one of them is right. If, for instance, as Jones said, it's a gravity drive, then maybe the increasing gravity means that someone's got their lead foot on the accelerator! Maybe the gravity is increasing locally because no one's put the ship into gear yet!"
"Yeah, it's not the way we think, but, oh, let me take a wild-ass guess... these are ALIENS!"
"Ha-ha-ha... I kind of like the idea that the gearshift is stuck in 1st gear while the engine is revving up to a million RPMs! So, find the engine and shut the damn thing off!"