Re: SHAVE-THE-VARGR
In reply to Serge Baklanov (msg # 15):
"Gah! Dats Goo...!" Vonon gasps, trying to get air back into his lungs, "That's Good! Thank you, Serge..."
Vonon shifts his tactical vest a little bit, just getting it to settle on his shoulders better, then nods his acceptance,
"Yes. Very good. Now..." Vonon gestures towards Serge,
"Serge, here, has three knock-out gas grenades--we should only need two--oh, and everyone must have a protective mask! Filter Mask, Respirator, I don't care, just so long as it protects you from the gas."
"Did we ever settle the question to hide our faces, or not to hide our faces? I think we'll have enough time to get off-world if we don't hide our faces, and Indy just uses her first name, when she explains what's happening and why,"
"Oh, and Serge, The Ship will replace those two for you, just not here on Duncinae. The first world with decent tech that we touch down on, we'll buy you replacements. I promise."
"Okay, so, I've made arrangements to rent an airlorrie. We use that to get all of us to where the Two Idiots are living. We locate the Idiots--preferably we catch them someplace where they are together in a confined space--we quietly get close, then we pop one of the sleepy-grenades into that room, with them. That should keep them knocked out long enough for us to set up the scene."
"When the Two Idiots wake up--or, when we're ready, we wake them up...Reese?--when they're awake, they will each be tied to a chair with plastic sheeting on the floor under them..."
Vonon pauses to chuckle, and adds, "hurr-hurr If those Two Idiots are any kind of real criminals, that, right there, should freak them out! A real criminal wakes to find himself tied up with plastic sheets on the floor, he expects to be getting his throat cut, soon. hurr-hurr I'm just doing it, so we don't leave a sloppy, furry mess on the floor hurr-hurr"
"Okay, when these guys wake up, they are tied to chairs and stripped to their waists--" Vonon looks aside to Inderpal, "To the waist, right? Or you wanna do a full-body job on these Idiots? We can always just dump buckets of hair remover over them, then use buckets of water to rinse them--no scrubbing involved! Might even produce a better result if they look all patchy and mangey...everywhere..."