Logan:
Logan stares up at the treacherous man. "Farty! This is low even by your standards! You know I'm going to get out of here! And when I do..."
Kassius:
Kassius moves with impressive speed, but less impressive effectiveness, his arrow careening off to the side. "Frak! That was a warning shot, my next one will go through your heart." Kassius shouts, rather unconvincingly.
Kibeti gets to his feat and hisses angrily out at the man who had shoved him down into the hole.
Logan:
Logan is obviously surprised by Kassius's sudden actions. Not that I hadn't dreamed of doing the same thing to him more than a few times myself...
With a quick motion, Logan had drawn his own bow and sent an arrow on its way as well. "And if I don't, at least you'll have that to remember me by! Or at least that you slip and get all covered in that parrot guano! You deserve that treacherous waist of space! Especially given how much space you actually waste! Ugh! How can someone from Shadowshore get so fat? It doesn't even make sense. You're probably the reason children are starving in the streets there!" Logan trails off into incoherence, shouting random syllables in frustration.
Fartellamous steps back in alarm as Kassius’ arrow shoots out of the hole and past his head, but just laughs when Logan’s shot careens off the side of the shaft.
“Oh ho ho! You aren’t going to do anything but rot down there boy! Oh, and don’t worry about your old Mom. I will figure out which insane asylum you have stashed her away in and I’ll pay a visit. Yeah, I think I have a little ‘package’ that will wake even her up from her catatonic state if I ‘deliver’ it right.” The fat man capers on the rim of the hole.
“Oh, I’m sure Mrs Farty won’t mind this one time, it being for a good cause and all. Ha ha ha!”
Celene:
Celene quickly calls forth a new and quick spell from her goddess, before Farty has the chance to move back from the whizzing arrows. Death threats and curses drowning out her quick prayer, the only word loud enough to suddenly register with the scoundrel bending over the rim of the hole to see them is "Fall!"
Fartellamous pauses in his mockery and a confused look appears on his face as his right foot starts to move of its own accord and lifts out into the space above the 30’ drop. Suddenly he is grabbed from behind and yanked back from the edge, and he disappears from view although everyone in the party hears him cry out in a gargling scream of pain. A second later he reappears, but this time falling back first down the hole (like Kibeti did actually) and sailing down until he hits the ground – the back of his head makes contact first – at the feet of the party. Even if the terrible landing hadn’t been enough to kill him, the dagger wedged into his throat would have definitely done the job. The dagger has a very prominent coat of arms on the hilt - an eight armed star…
*clap*... *clap*... *clap*...
A slow mocking clap starts from somewhere far above them. Then another head appears over the rim.