Canon Battle Post
Bard snickered a little at the manchild's pitiful excuse for a joke; her snicker echoed between the buildings and created an odd break in her endless song. Ash gritted his teeth and thrust his hand toward whenever he heard that monster's echoing, taunting laughter! If anyone was watching, he would have looked to the entire world like a lunatic desperately trying to catch a bug in his palm. Each time he thrust his hand out, the air around his target erupted into a thin, quickly dissipating sheet of flame.
"Where are you," demanded the burning man. The song started up again. It was a harmonious, yet dangerous thing; not at all aggressive, but very ominous. It pressed down upon Ash, filling him with dread and making him feel trapped. Death was coming, death was coming; the pain he caused had finally caught up with him!
"Yaaaaaaahhhh!" screamed Ash as he swung his hands back and forth like recoiling machine guns, filling all the air around him with white-hot fireballs. His hundreds of flames came and went like fireflies on a summer night, and still the song carried on. The low, peaceful hum he heard soon became a crowd of millions humming in serene unity. Worse, the wind flowing about "played" the ruins of Chicago like massive flutes.
Ash cried out in frustration and agony. The dead were speaking, they were singing.
It's not over, they sang in his mind.
Our songs still play. Ash built a wall of fire around himself and held his breath to keep from choking on his own smoke.
Though we be gone, we're heard to-day. Tears gave way to inelegant sobbing from the murderous, cackling supervillain.
"I'm sorry!" said Ash.
"I had no choice! I'm sorry!"
Ash had never felt guilty about killing people; nobody suffered after they died, and most people would be forgotten in a flash. But, for far too long, a parasitic fear had been growing in his psyche: that fear was, of course, that he was wrong. He feared that most people were good enough to be remembered, that the people he killed mattered, and that he didn't deserve to be forgiven. And somehow the songstress knew this and played a song that ripped his brain apart.
Clenching his fist hard enough for his fingernails to draw blood, Ash howled up at the sky. His outburst itself seemed to erupt into an enormous mushroom cloud that cut entire skyscrapers in half and sent cars flying miles down the road. As soon as she had heard the scream, Bard ducked behind a dumpster. There she held a loud, defiant note that let her skin suffer no more than singe despite being bathed in flame. She stood up in the burnt rags that were once her clothes. Her eyes fluttered with delight and she smiled widely.
"I have won," sung Maire, loud enough for Ash to hear.
"The harmony has come."
Ash flung his arms out in all directions as Bard danced toward him. While smiling and singing as though she had never known fear or sadness, she bounced out of the way of each of his attacks moments before he even knew he was going to throw them.
The criminal fell back on his oldest defense mechanism, joking around.
"Okay, Miss Cleo, predict this!" Ash built a cage of flame around his enemy, but she simply rolled through the bars before they could collapse around her.
"No no no no no!" said Ash under his breath. Bard tilted her head in mock curiosity and stared directly into the disruptive boy's eyes.
"Why do you resist?" she asked.
"You know it's useless."
Ash fell to the ground and pathetically backed away from his assailant on hands and knees.
"You lived a long, wrong life," said the Bard.
"Full of agony and strife. Let it end, let it end, and all the hearts your burnt will mend."
And just like that, the once mighty Ash curled up into a ball and began to fantasize about living just one more day...
Bard took the time to increase her song's tension. When she hit that one final note, she would end her song with an abrupt stab to the dragon boy's heart. Suddenly, she sensed a horrible degradation of the patterns behind her. When she turned to face these patterns, she noticed all the familiar shapes, motions, and patterns melting into a chaotic, incoherent mess. The lines that formed the Earth's web curled themselves into loop-de-loops and tangled, hairlike messes. The whirling clouds that were her song's sounds turned to concrete and crumbled before she even heard them. The heartbeats of all those left alive became dying rodent squeaks. And finally, the flames of Chicago flashed a million different colors before disappearing and leaving massive holes in her vision. For the first time ever, she was truly being blinded. For the first time in years, she was truly afraid.
A green pyramid, roughly the size of a human head, emerged in front of her. She scrambled back in fright, but a handful of mercury-colored liquid blades burst from the pyramid's nearest tip. Before she could react, the blades poured themselves through the pores of her skin and turned her face to metal. Maire’s world burst open like the rotting corpse of a pre-teen girl’s princess themed birthday party. Pinks and acid greens and warlock purples exploded like fireworks and rippled in the blankness of her blindness. Someone in the know might have compared it to a screen saver, swirling colors of light and patterns. Her senses were desperately trying to make sense of the world and being overwhelmed with pure, raw sensory data. She did the only thing she could as a reflex.
Back in reality, a badly scarred Zenith (whose mohawk had been burnt off) finished blowing a thin line of multicolored smoke into a frozen Bard's face. He then carelessly pushed the young woman to the ground. HE noted even as she fell with a beatific smile on her face, that she was humming something.
"I sincerely hope you prepared for your trip, love."
The criminal mastermind stepped over his victim and leaned down in front of his treacherous young ward. He spoke to him softly.
"Everything's alright, Ash," said Zenith.
"We've won the day."
"You're lying! Liar, liar, pants on--"
Zenith instinctively brushed the seat of his pants.
"Did you really think--" asked Ash.
"Motherfucker, I'm better than that!" A sad laugh that entirely failed to conceal his whimpering escaped his lips.
"Indeed you are, son," said Zenith.
"And that's why we trust you... That's why he trusts you."
Ash wiped the pathetic tears off of his own cheeks. Yeah, yeah, that's right. Namidias knew they would win, he was crazy to ever let that woman get to him! She didn't stand a chance, no one did! And no one ever would again! They were Ash and Zenith, Chicago's Foulest; you were afraid of them, they weren't afraid of you.
Zenith held out his hand and Ash grabbed for it only to miss as his vision swam. Zenith frowned as his own world blurred and swam as well and then snapped his vision back to the blithely humming woman.
In her reflex to protect herself, Bard had started a hum which synched with the effects of Zenith’s drug and then broadcast them. Purely as a defense against danger, Bard was suffusing an entire area with the aural version of Zenith’s powder. Ash and Zenith’s vision danced and then exploded even as Zenith mouthed something that was supposed to sound like,
Phase One Complete… but came out as
”face un compeesh.” He felt an overwhelming sense of friendship and fondness for Ash suddenly and collapsed on the ground to throw a hug around his protégé. For his part, Ash was weeping uncontrollably as something latched onto the patterns of their heightened emotions and amplified them beyond reason. Even hoped up on drugs and blind, Bard’s instinctive defensive attacks were having nearly as bad an effect on the two villains as her directed attacks had.
Just then, the ZeroComets chipper hoved into view and the team’s on-board FOF system registered the presence of two Namidians as well as an unknown third party. The side door was thrown open and Smokes winched down from to face the two men firsthand.
"THIS YH'R WORK?!" he said, jerking a thumb to the firetruck.
"FUK'IN' FINE JOB!- 'AH LIKE HOW Y'H BURN'T IT, S'IRON'C."
He cast his eyes around. There was obvious violence and destruction all around, but when he'd flown in the street looked deserted, burned out, empty. Not a combat situation. He lowered his voice to a threatening hiss as he scanned the trio. One was laying on the ground frozen while the two Namidians were stumbling drunk and spouting love for one another.
"So uh', lads. We gotta' call…" he shifted his eyes around, suspiciously.
"Th’ Fuk’s this scrum?” He eyed the situation and then grunted and opened up with his weapon at the woman. Bard screamed as a bullet tore through her leg but gave her a moment of barest chance as reality snapped to attention for a second. She gathered a pattern in her hand, and tossed it behind the man, a small explosion of sparks and then a debilitating scream escaping it.
Ash, who had just been regaining focus, stiffened and fell backwards, spasming as his eyes rolled into the back of his head, and small trickles of blood slid out of his ears and nose, but Zenith was too coordinated away to be affected quite as much. He had registered what was happening and had been altering some skin cells to act as an antidote for his own state even as the scream erupted. The trick took a few seconds though.
Bard convulsed on the ground, her leg sending near crippling pain into her mind which she shunted into her subconscious. The bullet had torn a deep furrow through it and she was now bleeding far too profusely. At this rate, she would be dead within the hour. She pulled a knife out and looked at it, closing her eyes and gathering her courage. She sang, a high, cutting note, and the blade began vibrating almost imperceptibly. The silver metal began steaming before it turned just slightly red, and Maire turned her gaze and placed it on her leg, a scream actually erupting from her throat this time. The debilitation would only last a few more seconds. She needed to hurry. The blade made its way down the broken skin, sealing it back up with black and bubbling tissue, and Maire stood, her scream dying out in time with the one that was keeping the foes off their games. She hummed a deep note, and ran down the street, disappearing from view moments before Zenith regained control. Ash was still smiling blissfully on the ground and muttering something.
Reflexively, he altered the blood flowing in his ears. It was imperfect at the moment, but the sound effects were greatly diminished even as he eyed the chopper hovering nearby. The men inside were covering their ears and screaming in pain. He suddenly looked around the area in panic and saw no signs of his recently defeated foe.