In reply to DungeonMaster (msg # 359):

Ok cool, I thought that we may have been going after the same one.

Taking a slow again.

My goal is to hold both of them by the throat at the same time, then use them as improvised weapons on each other.  *fingers crossed*

lol I don't think that's gonna happen, but it would be funny

Sadly, I'd need to take the Two Weapon Fighting feat before I could hit them together - I don't think either of them counts as a Light Weapon...

Meanwhile, my d20 is behaving like a d6...

It happens to us all, I'm sure your next roll will be better.

How's everyone doing?

I'm good

Without sounding like a tyrant in the making, maybe that means you should play your turn?

I already hate myself for having said that.  I'm just so bored and you guys are all I have :(
This message was last edited by the player at 16:35, Tue 29 Sept 2015.

I'm taking a slow action so I'm waiting for bug bears to act currently.  Don't know if everyone else is taking a fast it slow.

lol I'm giving it till tomorrow for the fast turns, sorry traveling always sets me back.

Thank you, Beldak!

That's part of what i'm here for

Hello, apparently I got added to this game a few weeks ago, but the DM didn't tell me about it. I was wondering why this game kept popping up in my sticky list despite me removing it multiple times.

Now that I'm here, I'll be playing Morty Midsummer, a dwarf fighter. The name is a reference to a show I used to watch: Midsommer Murders. The name, Morty, is a pun on "morte" or death. Morty is an archer. I picture him as a compact version of the Heavy Weapons Guy from Team Fortress 2.

I haven't actually finalized any of my background, and am waiting on the DM to respond.

LOL I was wondering what happened to you! The DM introduced you earlier in this thread.

Welcome again!

Yeah, after a week of no response, I just removed the game from my sticky list and moved on. Within the past few weeks, this game kept popping up again and again. I thought it was a bug but then I decided to click on it. Nothing. I then clicked on the Private Messages link and found no reply. Then I noticed at the bottom that it said that the messages were between the DM and Morty Midsommer.

I was like, Morty Midsommer? Who is that? It was then that I realized that I had been added to the game, and apparently had been added a while back.

In reply to Morty Midsommer (msg # 376):

Welcome again!!!! ^_^

Morty Midsommer's Background

My name is Morty Midsommer. My friends and I were attacked by bandits on the road to <city> and left for dead. I woke up a few hours later surrounded by the corpses of my companions, and it was there that I swore to make the murderers pay.

Literally. I have an invoice listing everything the bandits took, and they will pay. In gold or silver or copper. I'm not choosy. We had some very good accounting, and our ledger miraculously survived the onslaught. And by we, I mean me. I'm pretty good with the boring logging and recording and accounting and auditing. Legitimate paperwork is stronger than wizardry among dwarves.

Oh, right. As for my companions (companions, not friends, mind you), well... Iason was a bastard (in both senses of the word) who beat, er... used to beat his now single and very... distraught wife. I should pay Trinidad and a visit when I get back. She needs to know what happened, and how she no longer has to worry about their unborn child potentially having Midsommer features.

William was an idiot who somehow managed to make it to his fifties. Back home, they said that William was blessed by <dwarf deity of death/luck>, praise be upon him/her. His sister (who got all the brains in the family) will probably want to know what became of him, and may or may not need comforting. Kimberley is said to be good at comforting... people who have lost friends.

And Zacharias... Ah, he was the only decent man in our caravan. He was there for me when I had no one. He was a paragon of dwarvenkind. I owed him my life, and more importantly, I owed him money. Past tense. Zacharias was bad at keeping track of things, let alone accounting, so I no longer owe anyone anything.

So, yeah. I need to track down those people who robbed us. And make them pay. I accept gold, electrum, and silver. And platinum and copper, too. I'm not choosy. Or maybe even deeds and bonds, and maybe even property.

Hi everyone I'm the other new person. I should be ready to join in tonight.

Hi Handon!

Hi!

Hi there. Just waiting for DM approval of my background and character sheet and I'll be good to go. Into combat. With bow and arrow.

Kappa

Go ahead and join Morty, I'll go over everything when I have a chance... been kinda busy over here lately

Where do I join the game? Do I just make up something and then we'll figure it out? I figure that Morty will be trying to track down the people who stole from him, and would most likely be at a tavern gathering info, at a law enforcement/bounty office looking for leads, or maybe even at the local keep/castle petitioning for help against the bandits.