BAD PIE IN BROOKLYN!
Looking for a new pizza place... or want one to avoid? we don’t do restaurant reviews in this column (unless we do) but we can say something when a place stands out… good or bad. we recently wound up in brooklyn with a hankering for some pie and stopped in at a local joint, skudo’s. it wasn’t listed on yelp or any of the user-gen critic sites but there we were and we figured, how bad could it be? hoo boy. it’s a total hole-in-the-wall place but sometimes those are the best or most authentic or both. we took our chances. it could have been great. we didn’t even mind that the best it had for air-conditioning was a screen door. the place was empty when we got there but that meant more pizza for us! after the girl at the cash register -- well, not a girl, since she was at least my mom’s age but tried to dress like her granddaughter -- finally got the thing to work, she fumbled with it like she’d never even used one. she finally got the order in but then it was forever to get our food. most people throw around “forever” for an extra five minutes but for us it was seriously an hour just to get a pizza -- and what a pizza it was! in a bad way. the fact that they got the order wrong on the most standard choice possible was less an issue than what we got, which we settled for because we didn’t want to wait that long again for something else. that saying about the worst pizza still being pretty good is a lie when it comes to this place. what's the worst pizza you've ever had? i'd be willing to bet this one beat it. the crust might have actually literally been cardboard, since there was nothing between the toppings and the disposable serving plate. the sauce tasted too much like ketchup, but at least it was tomato-based. out of pepperoni, at a pizza place? is that even legal? the cheese wasn’t mozzarella, which, by law, means it's not a pizza. it wasn’t cheddar either. it might not even have been cheese. we couldn't complain, since the kitchen was empty (though with no customers, even in the time we were in there, there wasn't reason for anyone to be around). so we cut our losses and left. we were so surprised we didn't get food poisoning that we had to post our thoughts. for your own health and safety and good taste, please avoid this place. but, all that said, the wi-fi was great -- some of the best in the city! but it could barely make up for such a bad pizza. ug...