Fuzzy: The Lady of the Lake
"Me of course!" the Gnome says enthusiastically as Adoven addresses him. "Modest means or greater I, Rudolfus Redtop, am your Gnome. indeed, it is lucky that you met me. I have a consignment of 100 daggers - sized for you large folk of course, ready for sale and shipment immediately! And, what is more, I have need of the warehouse space, so today I will sell you all one hundred of them for eighty gold pieces! They are made from the finest quality Jovvox Steel and stamped with the town's mark - so that you can be sure of the quality. Not only that they are of the latest style with a stiletto style blade, and the latest ballock style hilt. Shall I arrange delivery immediately? The Gnome asks excitedly.
"Well, I was nearly right ..." Helga mutters in the background.
This message had punctuation tweaked by the GM at 22:17, Sun 08 Mar 2020.