Fuzzy: Down Time. Yr 4714 - Midyear
"So is it 'my lady' or 'Mistress Kiera'?"
The bar was a nice hunk of some pretty wood- she couldn't really remember what exactly the wood was, but the clunk her head made off of it was still pretty satisfying, both in volume and in pain. Wincing, she languidly turned her head to face Rila's, even as the latter peered down at her with the same half-smirk she seemed to wear wether dealing with a drunken lout or a few squads gearing up for a drunken rumble... or in this case, giving her boss grief.
"Just askin', because from what I hear, there are plenty around who'd call you by either- outside of the bedroom, too- especially with the way you've been practicing with that whip of yours."
Kiera would half-lift her head and let it thunk down on the wood again. Of course she knew about that, too.
"You know, you don't have to imply what everybody thinks already, Ri- let's face it, half the population of Tusk thinks I march half of the Bottled Nymph's boys and girls out of my room on a given night, the other half think I'm trying to hook somebody on the Council, and all of them are taking bets with each other over who I'm just going to settle down with- if I ever do."
It was a slow night in Tusk- several of the usual training squads that made up a lot of the Nectar's usual customers had overnight maneuvers going on, and so the crowds were smaller- and while quiet nights were good for her social life, the lack of things to do around the Nectar made it easy for Rila to partake of her own personal hobby- poking fun at her boss's love life, or lack thereof.
"I've got a couple of them down, myself. Ten gold says you shack up with Big Job to lure him away from the Nymph to run security here. I've got another fifteen that says sooner or later you hook up with the Nymph's owner, and finally, twenty says you find a handsome or beautiful stranger- or multiple of them- and reveal yourself as a priestess of Calistria and give half the local clergy a heart attack when you petition the religious council to allow you to send for clergy for a few temples to the Lady in the Room here in Tusk and another in Haven."
Finally lifting her head from the bar, Kiera just tries to glare at Rila as she fills several mugs to hand off, but fails as one gets slid in front of her.
"Drink up. You're not going to impress any lover with stamina like that, boss. It's some of that new apple-based mead you had shipped in. Tastes pretty good, I think. It's on me, too, so just zip it and drink, yeah? You've seemed down ever since those two got hitched."
Taking a few long swallows, Ki lets the mead rest on her tongue for a second before swallowing, enjoying the sweetness and the hints of apple pairing with the honey, before putting the mug down with a third of its contents gone.
"I have not... just..."
"Translation: you're totally jealous that your best friends found each other, and now you're not relishing turning into one of those old adventurers that just keep going until they can't because they're old and bit-"
Taking another swallow of her mead, Kiera points at Rila, even as she lowers the mug.
"You be quiet or I'll fill your drawers full of cold oatmeal. I've got enough in the back for Dom's boots and Ali's shoes, I could always fill your closet, too. Maybe I'll work with Ali to make up a new spell- 'summon oatmeal', or something. Besides, what about you, Ri? I've seen you visiting Sisters of the Moon four days a week- if you wanted, I could ask Ali if her friend there is actually seeing anyone...?"
Rila's cheeks pinked up, but she quickly turned and filled another few mugs, setting them aside as more orders came in.
"Number one, I just go over there because I'm keeping an eye on a few things for you. Ali might have let you have a little run of the place, but there are things I guess she doesn't tell you about for sale... but other than that, I know she's new to the area and wanted to invite her over here for a drink or two as a 'welcome to the area, we've got to stick together' thing. Number two, I think she'd look good with you so I've been trying to talk you up-"
It was a shame the mead was so good; Kiera felt a little bad about sputtering into it as she wiped her lips and chin on the back of her hand, even as she watched Rila turn away, a full satisfied smirk on her face.
"You too, Ri? I mean, really? I mean, Sejana's cute, I'll give you that much-"
"You know her name! There must be-"
There was another loud clunk. Kiera's head hitting the bar certainly sounded like the last two times.
"...Ri, I'm warning you, if you play around with mine, I'm going to play around with yours. Goddess of vengeance, remember? You give it to me, I get to give it just as good. I mean, I've got plans to meet with Dom and Ali tonight, anyways- I ought to just ask Ali if she's seeing anyone."
That got Rila's attention, even as she peered over the bar and focused on a pair of young men seemingly ready to come to fisticuffs- snatching up a ladle, she banged it on the pot lid hanging on the wall- frankly, they hadn't been using it for anything, and the sound of metal on metal seemed to be a much better attention-getter than just shouting.
"Hey, knock it off! If you have to settle things, go outside- and remember, no weapons and don't leave visible marks!"
With a sigh, Rila would duck under the bar and come up with a bit of parchment, quietly dashing down the names of the two men, before slipping it into a wooden partition for later delivery.
"...why don't you just grab a couple of the local boys or girls if you're that hard up for company, boss? You've got that allure about you- the spicy woman of mystery, the fey-blooded nymph living in her honeyed bower above the nectar, the beautiful lithe dryad of Tusk's arbor-"
Shouts from outside got their attention, and Rila snarled something as she ran off, paper in hand. Trusting people only got you so far, and if they couldn't be trusted to do even that, then they deserved what they got. If they had that much in the way of ale muscles, then they'd work it off in the morning, with their trainers- more than likely with nothing for breakfast and nothing in the way of something to kill the hangover.
But vengeance, well... could be just as sweet.
Grabbing more of the paper, she sat down, a smirk on her face, and carefully put pen to paper. Rila's handwriting was surprisingly easy to duplicate, and in about a minute...
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Miss Cortellos-
Do me the honor of a drink after you get done with work? I get my break at the Nereid's Nectar whenever you show up. I'd honestly like to get to know you better.
- Rila
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Snickering, she motioned over one of the servers and dropped a gold coin in her hand to get her to run across town. The Sisters should still be open, and if she came, well... it would be a pleasant sight to see Rila just glaring at her, faced with the prospect of actually talking to someone rather than admiring them from afar. If it worked out, even for a short time, then so much the better! If not, well, better to know than to keep pining...
She just needed to make sure her locks were good- it wasn't easy to get caramel out of delicate silk- she'd found that out the last time she'd tried something like this.
Looking over, she dashed off another note and dropped a few coins into another server's hand and sent them off, just as Rila came back in, muttering up a storm about idiot guardsmen and ale muscles. Looking halfway as the server bolted, she quirked an eyebrow at her boss- but Kiera just shrugged.
"Had a special request for some of the good stuff from the Roths- seeing what we can knock loose from their brewery for a little gold and a bit of goodwill. Nothing more."
She was trying very, very hard not to grin.
But paying extra to get caramel out of one's underthings was a small price to pay for a loyal, wonderful friend. For as much fun as she poked at Rila, knowing the woman spent most of her time just wandering and feeling lonely kind of hurt- being able to have friends would help get her to open up- and in the end, she knew Rila was just concerned about her.
Yeah, she was easily jealous of her friends- mostly because it meant all the talk and focus would be on if she was ever going to take a partner- or, well, partners (the joy of being Calistrian). It would have been easier if she'd had at least a steady date- or even a few. But, with a sigh, she finished her mead and leaned back, easy grin on her face.
The Nectar was never, ever boring. Sometimes, though... you just lived for the thunderclap and then laughed through the thunder.
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