Hi folks. Ron here. I like the outdoors, fishing and hunting. Especially fishing. Fishing relaxes me. It's like yoga, except I still get to kill something.

Hilarious. You are my new favorite NPC.

Do you have all of your savings buried under your cabin in the woods?

In reply to Cyrus Ondari (msg # 10):

Why? Do you know my first wife?

*Looks at Cyrus and taps her foot*

What is the equivelant of scotch in Golarion?

You could send to Restov for Whiskey -  or their might be some in the Stag Lord's place.  Oleg could certainly get you some - at a price  :)  Mind you, up here, it is liable to be vodka, rather than whiskey.

I am sure someone expressed an interest in setting up a brewery etc.

Vodka? Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.

I'm also interested in one of the unspecified experts.

Ha! In thinking about it, dwarven whiskey could be the equivalent of scotch. I'm a fan of bourbon myself, but I would imagine that Ron Swansov would only drink the scotch aka dwarven whiskey.

Um, is Ron going to be Andalon's NPC? I mean there are some very natural connections there :) If Valoria were still here I would claim Ron as mine via the transitive marriage property.

In case anyone is wondering, the Lebeda banner is a swan swimming.

Bourbon?  Way too sweet.


Ok - there are more unspecified experts available if people want them.

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The Mordane banner.

Now you starting to sound like my second ex-wife.

I am so confused.

Double post.

In other news, I'm finally fully returned. New job started, divorce is settled, and I am game to return. This time for good, thank the maker. Sorry for the extended difficulties all.

ssssh, tell no one;

030 lb 01 Barrel w/ tap
240 lb 30 Gallons of ale in barrel and also stolen from bandits
015 lb 08 Herbal wine, 8 bottles in a crate

In reply to Aris'ta (msg # 22):

Welcome back, Aris'ta, glad things have gotten settled to some degree. Hope everything is well. ❤

I suspect that when you explore the fort you may well find some more booze to add to Pipre's stash :)

A couple of people have comments on the different tags I have been using for  both Player and DM run characters.  I just added a post to the 'House Rules' notice thread that explains it :)

link to a message in this game

I second this!  I've got a t-shirt that reads "I'll have all of the bacon and eggs".

I am going to be away from home for the next couple of days.  My employer has kindly offered to send me on a 'team building' / Development trip - expenses free and on full pay  :P   I get to spend most of tomorrow at the Imperial War Museum in Duxford and the following day with the Battle of Britain Memorial Flight :)   Not something that I could even think about turning down :)

I will have some access, but short posts and no maps for a couple of days.  I should be back home Friday Evening.

In reply to DM (msg # 27):

Heck, I want to go with you. Enjoy.

Thank you, I shall.

I have friends who would pay a lot of money for this trip :)

In reply to DM (msg # 29):

You tell them that for a fee, I am willing to make them reservations.

Hey, everyone, hanging technical difficulties with my laptop so may not be posting as much in the next bit. sorry.

Thanks for letting us know.  I hope you get it sorted soon  :)

Some of you may be wondering as to when I will start posting in character. Let me put this way:

"History began on July 4, 1776. Everything before that was a mistake."