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Fuzzy: The Dragons Den (Tusk)

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Tobias Cotton
player, 39 posts
Mon 9 Jan 2023
at 13:24
  • msg #307

Fuzzy: The Dragons Den

Entering at that moment with his cousin, Tobias looked up, travel-weary, distracted and bemused, “Err, mines a pint of pale, good fellow”. He continued into the tavern, resuming his conversation with Esme, whilst behind him the tall Dagggerfall warrior who travelled with him smirked and shrugged at the bard
This message was last edited by the player at 13:57, Mon 09 Jan 2023.
~Pete the Poacher
NPC p, 18 posts
Retired poacher & brewer
of Poacher's Pale Ale
Mon 9 Jan 2023
at 14:35
  • msg #308

Fuzzy: The Dragons Den

"You better make that a couple of half pints," Old Pete quipped to Tobias as the little fellow brushed past him.

He followed up with a grin and a wink to soften any sting that joke might have inflicted.

Then he called to Folfast, "Don't forget Sir Kendrick, too!"
Cass Mordane
Player, 943 posts
Opportunist
Merchant/Magus/Miscreant
Mon 9 Jan 2023
at 22:33
  • msg #309

Fuzzy: The Dragons Den

Having heard good things of the latest around of entertainment, Cass decided to pop in for some well deserved refreshment and levity. Sidling next to Tobias, Cass intimated. “I tend to lean towards perlet myself. The bubbly white wine is like ambrosia to my senses. But I have considered establishing a brewery for a fine ale of my own. May I ask what elements you favor in such a concoction?”
_ Winnie Roth
NPC, 41 posts
Co-Owner: Dragons Den
in Tusk
Tue 10 Jan 2023
at 19:22
  • msg #310

Fuzzy: The Dragons Den

Winnie rolls her eyes, and makes sure the halflings get oversized tankards, rather than the halves suggested for them.
~Folfast Balhon
NPC p, 11 posts
Author, poet & playwright
Guest at the Roth's Inn
Wed 11 Jan 2023
at 05:30
  • msg #311

Fuzzy: The Dragons Den

Folfast raises a brow at Pete's suggestion, shaking his head.

"No ... the sacrifice of that good Knight and the battle that he and his companions," another nod, this to Cass in acknowledgement, "did wage against the evil they faced high in the mountains deserves better than a few paltry lines of prose with which to commemorate their triumph."

"That task falls first to those that were there ... else it would be my honour to pen such a ballad as might be worthy of the deed !"

"But raise your glasses, I charge you !" Folfast demands, lowering his fiddle as he reaches for his own cup.  "And let us pay our respects to Sir Kendrick and those who fought at his side !"

The big man drains his own cup, then calls loudly for a refill.

"Another ale, for I am parched !  And yet more names, I beg you, lest my audience's thirst be likewise unquenched !"
~Pete the Poacher
NPC p, 19 posts
Retired poacher & brewer
of Poacher's Pale Ale
Wed 11 Jan 2023
at 14:25
  • msg #312

Fuzzy: The Dragons Den

In reply to Cass Mordane (msg # 309):

"For a good pale ale you'll need hops and yeast, of course, and pale malt. The pale malt is the key, you see? And that's down to the way the malt is roasted. Give it a couple of years of trial and error and you'll work it out," Pete chuckled.
Tobias Cotton
player, 40 posts
Wed 11 Jan 2023
at 21:21
  • msg #313

Fuzzy: The Dragons Den

Blinking out of his conversation, Tobais laughed at the half-pint/over-pint debacle, taking whatever came his way before beaming a full merchant's smile at Cass and Old Pete, "I'm a fan of pales, to be sure, but marsh herbs and marsh water make for the best stouts. You need something heavy and tarry to keep the biters at bay!"
Cass Mordane
Player, 946 posts
Opportunist
Merchant/Magus/Miscreant
Wed 11 Jan 2023
at 21:52
  • msg #314

Fuzzy: The Dragons Den

Cass listened to Pete and Tobias intently. “Perhaps I could discover a golden ale that is as filling as a stout and as light and refreshing as a pale. To be honest, I have drank enough tankards to appreciate them all, and as good as they are, after three of anything, I am a fan of nearly anything poured in a cup.”

Cass laughed bemused at himself and wondering if his reputation for drink was still as strong as it once was, after all, he had been out of the spotlight for some time with the latest adventure.

“Maybe it is the bard in me seeking perfection in brewing as elusive as the perfect song.”

Once someone was available, for the tavern was busy, Cass ordered a pale ale, a stout, a glass of whiskey, and a glass of perlet. Once the drinks arrived, he raised the whiskey along with Folfast’s toast. No other drink seeming appropriate for such honored persons. “To all the heroes of our homeland!” He toasted.
This message was last edited by the player at 22:00, Wed 11 Jan 2023.
Gwen
Thu 12 Jan 2023
at 10:35
  • msg #315

Fuzzy: The Dragons Den

A young woman stands up, and indicates to Folfast that she has a verse.

There is a brave halfling called Tic
Who some say is a bit thick
He called for a name
That's been in the game
So really deserves all this stick.

~Folfast Balhon
NPC p, 12 posts
Author, poet & playwright
Guest at the Roth's Inn
Thu 12 Jan 2023
at 13:56
  • msg #316

Fuzzy: The Dragons Den

Folfast raises his refilled cup once more to join Cass in his most worthy toast, then yields the floor to Gwen. He play along on his fiddle as she performs, but gently so as not to compete with the lyrics ... and beams his approval at her verse.

"My lady, I am honoured that you choose to stand by my side and defend my honour against so reprehensible a rogue !  My thanks !"

"Vindication !  Now, who here has another name for me ? Speak up !"
~Sejana Cortellos-Solanus
NPC e, 47 posts
business manager/aide
Sisters of the Moon
Thu 12 Jan 2023
at 19:35
  • msg #317

Fuzzy: The Dragons Den

"Rikka deleMaistre!"  Sejana called out to Folfast, recalling another notable member of the community, that no one had suggested as yet.
~Folfast Balhon
NPC p, 13 posts
Author, poet & playwright
Guest at the Roth's Inn
Fri 13 Jan 2023
at 06:53
  • msg #318

Fuzzy: The Dragons Den

Folfast nods at Sejana's second attempt, wasting no time before launching into the theme ...

Young Rikka left Rostland and moved to Restov
Her prowess unpolished, her armour unloved
But by dint of her labours, those roots now defies ...
Makes the best arms and armour that money can buy !


"The difficult is in fitting such accomplishments as hers into but four short lines !" Folfast proclaims. "Another !  Another !  I shall rise magnificently to any challenge !"
~Tic Hucklebuckle
NPC e, 24 posts
Hunter and Tracker
Domitius Companion
Fri 13 Jan 2023
at 07:46
  • msg #319

Fuzzy: The Dragons Den

"How about Ethankos and Marceline.Tic calls out I don't think he did them... he said scratching his head.
This message was last edited by the player at 08:14, Fri 13 Jan 2023.
_ Wyn Roth
NPC, 34 posts
Co-Owner: Dragons Den
in Tusk
Fri 13 Jan 2023
at 08:04
  • msg #320

Fuzzy: The Dragons Den

Wyn grins and speaks softly in his brother's ear.  "It looks like we have got away with it" he says nodding in Folfast's direction
Rana Nervetti
player, 341 posts
A long way from home...
...looking for something
Fri 13 Jan 2023
at 08:45
  • msg #321

Fuzzy: The Dragons Den

Rana smiled as she listened to Folfast's verses. She made a mental note to ask Cyrus about the 'pit' Folfast had alluded to the next time she was in Ringbridge.

She was content to listen to the entertainment and not offer any more suggestions. "Are you both enjoying the entertainment?" She queried of her companions.
~Gedd
NPC p, 40 posts
Gedd Roth
Half-orc archer
Fri 13 Jan 2023
at 12:48
  • msg #322

Fuzzy: The Dragons Den

Gedd stepped out from behind the bar to deliver another mug of ale to Folfast.

"Do you remember Zelona?" he asked Folfast as he collected empty mugs.
~Folfast Balhon
NPC p, 13 posts
Author, poet & playwright
Guest at the Roth's Inn
Sat 14 Jan 2023
at 14:22
  • msg #323

Fuzzy: The Dragons Den

"A sudden clamour to hear about the doings of priests sworn to the Lady of Graves," Folfast notes with a broad smile. "I have before me a most morbid bunch this eve, eh ?"

A priest of Pharasma, Ethankos by name
He's larger than life and with tastes much the same
His path on life's journey he's keen to mispend ...
Since one way or another it'll come to an end !

Marceline came to Marchlands on a boat with the Roths
And many would say that was pun'shment enough
For as penance she now in Kunlun garden toils  ...
Just don't ask what she uses to fertilise the soil !


"And be sure you take care not to offend that good lady, dedicated servant of the Mother of Souls ... lest you find yourself working in her garden too !" he adds with a wink and a nod to Marceline."

"A good bard knows everyone," Folfast replies to Gedd. "A great bard such as I can winkle out even the best kept secrets ..."

Zelona's a druid who founded Old Keep
She's one who loves nature like roses and sheep
But please just don't ask her what she does for laughs ...
Just know her uncle in Osten makes self-heating baths !


"Thirsty work," the big man proclaims, taking up his cup and raising it in thanks to Gedd before downing a quick swig of ale.  He raises an expectant brow at his audience

"Do not fail me now, my worthies !  Speak up !"

This message was last updated by the GM at 14:22, Sat 14 Jan 2023.
~Barbatius Scaurus-Solanus
NPC-Squire, 53 posts
Aldori Defender
Domitius Cohort
Sun 15 Jan 2023
at 08:38
  • msg #324

Fuzzy: The Dragons Den

Barbatius had been sitting quietly enjoying the music.  What of Domitius, Alisa and Kiera, tell us of them Folfast
~Folfast Balhon
NPC p, 13 posts
Author, poet & playwright
Guest at the Roth's Inn
Mon 16 Jan 2023
at 14:43
  • msg #325

Fuzzy: The Dragons Den

"What of them indeed ?!!" Folfast roars, draining his cup.  "Listen well and I shall tell you ..."

Lady Alisa was a dangersome maid
They say she wedded her husband at point of a blade
But that's not the full tale as I've heard it said ...
The odds were nigh even that she'd stab him instead !

Lord Domitus, Sword Lord is fond of his blade
He keeps the edge sharp and of naught he's afraid
With it fast in his hand he would duel any man ...
And the bout it is over near soon it began !

Kiera's a lady with mysterious past
With her bars and her brothels she likes to live fast
For you'll always find her with a drink in her hand ...
Deep in her cups and bare able to stand !


The big man pauses a moment , to wipe his brow that glistens with exertion.

"And since I've no doubt impugned the reputations of so many, tis only fair ..."

The bard Folfast Balhon's the salt of the earth
With the voice of an angel and valorous girth,
His verse is inspired, his words ne'er forgot ...
He's a liar ... and a wastrel ... and a drunken old sot !


"Thank you, my friends, thank you !  And now I must rest a while from my labours and seek sustenance that I might return anon !  Drink up !"

So saying, Folfast bows, accepts the grateful applause of his audience and staggers off to the bar.
This message was last updated by the GM at 14:43, Mon 16 Jan 2023.
_ Wyn Roth
NPC, 35 posts
Co-Owner: Dragons Den
in Tusk
Mon 16 Jan 2023
at 17:43
  • msg #326

Fuzzy: The Dragons Den

Wyn joins in the applause as Folfast makes his way to the bar, then steps up onto the stage.  "I'm not sure I can follow that brilliant performance, but I'll have a go ..." He beckons to Gwen to join him, th3n whispers something to he.  Soon she is strumming a background tune that will serve to accompany his words.  However, he pulls a clarinet from midair and plays a lively little tune before he announces, The Bars of Tusk.

There is a young songstress called Gwen
Comes into the great Dragon’s Den
The soul queen of Tusk
She comes here to busk
And pick up a silver ... or ten.

Right out in the bastion at Shrike
There’s  a tavern I think you will like
The Dragonet’s bar
Is known near and far
And more than makes up for the hike.


"And I suppose I shouldn't forget Lord Henry's bars.  I wouldn't want him mad at me, and they do seem to have appeared quietly."

There’s Corn bars all over the place
Emblazoned with Henry’s face
The Golden in Ivory
The Cob, is less savory
While the Small Corn's in Domos’ embrace.


"I suppose there must be more bars than that, but I don't get out and about all that often ...". But it is said with a teasing voice, that implies that someone will know of more bars than that.
Cass Mordane
Player, 948 posts
Opportunist
Merchant/Magus/Miscreant
Tue 17 Jan 2023
at 22:58
  • msg #327

Fuzzy: The Dragons Den

Would that I could sing a song
Of Ethankos as paragon
Steadfast champion of The Lady of Graves
Who can count the lives and souls he’s saved?

Or Andalon, Abadar’s thinking man
Swift of mind and true of hand
He’s reshaped the world
From the very Stolen Lands

And Jensen, Son of the Everlight
Who wades so boldly into any fight
Hands that heal, for which they were made
But a blazing fire with his mighty Lucerne blade

Now Adoven’s a tempest, a force like the wind
Moving so quick and precise, to his will weapons bend
Foes he does make shudder, both near and afar
If you’ve seen his power, it’s like lightning in a jar

Call Marik, The Unleashed
Even Nature knows his name
The arcana that he commands
Puts mere mortals to shame

But the glory goes to Kendrick
Sing of him for many days
For with a single knife’s prick
He did end Evil’s Gaze

_ Wyn Roth
NPC, 36 posts
Co-Owner: Dragons Den
in Tusk
Wed 18 Jan 2023
at 09:06
  • msg #328

Fuzzy: The Dragons Den

Having, happily, conceded the stage to Cass, Wyn starts again.  This time not trying to tease the audience in the same way as Folfast managed.


There is a young songstress called Gwen
Comes into the great Dragon’s Den
The soul queen of Tusk
She comes here to busk
And pick up a silver ... or ten.

The Mithral Hotel is quite posh
Big rooms and excellent nosh
The cellars, extensive
The prices, expensive
You’d better have plenty of Dosh

Tansy’s is down by the port
Its clients a much rougher sort
There’s fishers and sailors
Dockers and bailers
And ale that is drunk by the quart.

The Nectar serves teamsters and guards
And all of them terribly hard
If words are misspoken
The tables get broken
Like the glorious halls of Asgard.

There’s Corn bars all over the place
Emblazoned with Henry’s face
The Golden in Ivory
The Cob, is less savory
While the Small Corn's in Domos’ embrace.

The Stadium’s bar is quite full,
The big game is always a pull.
It’s Kiera’s attraction,
And packed full of action,
And wine seems to flow by the jugful.

Right out in the bastion at Shrike
There’s  a tavern I think you will like
The Dragonet’s bar
Is known near and far
And more than makes up for the hike.

The Sylph has got a small bar
Though it really isn’t the star
The girls are all pretty
The boys, a bit gritty
And they are the big draw, by far.

The Pink Sting will sell you a tot
The bar staff are all really hot
With nothing to wear
Their bodies half bare
The service will cost you a lot.


This message was last updated by the player at 15:26, Sun 22 Jan 2023.
~Folfast Balhon
NPC p, 14 posts
Author, poet & playwright
Guest at the Roth's Inn
Thu 19 Jan 2023
at 05:05
  • msg #329

Fuzzy: The Dragons Den

The large man claps his free hand on the bar top at the conclusion of Cass's ballad.

"As I said," Folfast loudly confides in Gedd as the crowd applauds the mayor's efforts, "the deeds of Lord Winter and his companions deserved something more than a rhyme around 'keeps an eye out' !  And who better than one who was himself there ... though I note that he has downplayed, nay, ignored his own contribution.  Such modesty ill-becomes those in my profession."

... and raises his cup, cheering loudly at the conclusion of Wyn's litany of Tusk's many drinking establishments.

"Well done indeed !  Your brother shows great promise," he vouches magnaminously to the bartender, proffering his cup.  "Another, if you please."
~Gedd
NPC p, 41 posts
Gedd Roth
Half-orc archer
Thu 19 Jan 2023
at 13:26
  • msg #330

Fuzzy: The Dragons Den

Gedd pours another mug of ale for Folfast but keeps glaring at Wyn.

"So that's what he means when he says he's off to check out the competition. I need to get out of here more often, myself! I've never visited half the bars my dear brother seems to know so much about," he growls to Folfast.
_ Winnie Roth
NPC, 42 posts
Co-Owner: Dragons Den
in Tusk
Sat 21 Jan 2023
at 14:34
  • msg #331

Fuzzy: The Dragons Den

"He might not be visiting some of those bars too frequently."  Winnie comments with a scowl.  "If at all ..."
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