Fuzzy: The Dragons Den
Folfast eyes Cass levelly, a grin spreading across his face as Wyn prompts him.
"Ah yes," the big man booms. "I've heard that version, indeed ... but the folks in these parts are rather more partial to their grog than their greens, so we sing it somewhat differently here ..."
"Ready lads and lasses ?!!" he roars. "Are your cups charged ? Well then !"
Climbing back upon onto the stage with a grunt of effort, he begins to stamp his foot upon the boards, establishing the rhythm, waiting until everyone has their cup filled before he launches into the song.
Drink that flagon down, down
Turn that cup around
Fill it up and raise it high
An' drink that flagon down !
Climbed myself a mountain
To raise my cup so high
But from above did Dragon dive
To drank my flagon dry !
Drink that flagon down, down
Turn that cup around
Fill it up and raise it high
An' drink that flagon down !
Sittin' in a gnarled old tree
About to drink me fill
But that just made the dryad mad
An' she my mug did swill !
Drink that flagon down, down
Turn that cup around
Fill it up and raise it high
An' drink that flagon down !
Took me to the desert
The heat got to my brain
An' all the salamanders
My chalices they drained !
Hid me in a hole in ground
Upon the earth so soft
But angry Xorn made me forlorn
When he my tankard quaffed !
Drink that flagon down, down
Turn that cup around
Fill it up and raise it high
An' drink that flagon down !
Sailed out on the ocean
Din' know down from up
Till kraken roused from the depths
An' it my goblet supped !
Oooooh ... drink that flagon down, down
Turn that cup around
Fill it up and raise it high
Aaaaan' ... DRINK that flagon DOWN!
This message was last updated by the GM at 01:09, Wed 24 June 2020.