Re: OOC II
And here's your complimentary joke of the month...
One day, one of the archivists for the Vatican Archives was doing a routine check to
make sure everyone had left for the night. Coming down one of the aisles in the section
where the most ancient collections were stored, he found an elderly priest sitting on
the floor, weeping, with a scroll spread out on his lap. Puzzled by what the blue blazes
what going on, he approached the priest...
“Father, what’s wrong?”
“Oh my son,” the priest said, looking up. “After decades of searching, I finally found
them -- the very autographs of the Sacred Scriptures.”
“Oh Father! That’s wonderful news! Those have been lost for centuries!... So, why are
you crying?”
“We had it all wrong, my son! So many wasted years! All this time it’s been ‘celebrate’,
with an ‘R’.”