Morg Danforge:
Mayon Graycross:
As somebody who's grown up in an area with lots of big wildlife, it's really hard for me not to instantly just give all of that random 'how to not die from an angry bear' knowledge to Mayon that I've had burned into my brain since childhood. :P
How? I read up on bears to play a moon druid, but focused more on how to act as a bear than on how not to die at their paws. I remember reading that black bears aren't nearly as dangerous as brown bears, who, when they did a full on attack instead of just bluff-charging was bad news.
Pretty much, yeah. Avoidance is the best policy for the most part--make a lot of noise so you don't startle them, especially a mother with cubs. Playing dead is generally a pretty bad idea, might work, but it's a bit too risky IMO. With black bears, I've heard you just act really big and tough and they'll usually back down. There's much tastier food than something that can fight back, they're usually more flight than fight and would rather climb a tree than risk getting hurt. Basically acting big and scary in RP was what you'd wanna do IRL, though not if you're outnumbered.
With grizzlies, run downhill (if possible) or climb a big, sturdy tree, because they're bigger and scarier than you'll EVER be. They can't climb and have weird back legs, so they have trouble with those. Also, bear spray. If you're going hiking in Yellowstone or some similar area, ALWAYS carry bear spray as a last resort.
And, regardless of species, the most important rule: never, EVER mess with a mama bear and her cubs. The most terrifying sound isn't the big tough male bear threatening you to back off his turf, it's a cub distress-crying for its mother, because you have about 1.5 seconds before she comes charging for your blood. Spring is the most dangerous time to hike in bear country because all the mothers have their new little cubs, and they're all hungry after hibernation.
Of course, generally if you're confronted by a big angry bear, you probably won't remember this stuff when the adrenaline kicks in. Can't say I've ever had to use this knowledge, but my aunt once had a black bear lounging on her porch, so I guess it's good to have anyway, haha.
tl;dr: I'm an animal nerd, and the best way to deal with bears is to not deal with them at all, and for the love of god do NOT be the dumb tourists who think it's a good idea to chase one down or try to pick up a bear cub for a picture.
Also, on an actual relevant note, just gonna say, I'm cool with just a cut of the money for loot. Weapons aren't gonna do much good with my scrawny little man :P