Arc 1, Thread 1: Red Ink (Kendal)
The spam advertises increasing his genitalia size, the Natural Way, through worship of the God of Sexual Enhancement! Pray now!
Most of the files are pretty standard stuff, letters, petitions, stupid emails he has to respond to, all sorts of the normal crap of his day-to-day life.
He gets to the office to find armed guards, Ilmorijo, standing guard outside. The tall warriors are tattooed, carry actual honest-to-god spears, and P90s. They look at him and nod, one of them holding out his hand.
"Please state your name," The Ilmorijo warrior says kindly, his hand glowing a dull white.