Shawn: Mr. Clayton's Nighttime Activities
Dad was sitting in a rocking chair moving back and forth with his eyes closed and his hands folded in his lap. His mouth was open, and he was snoring silently. Even as he slept the chair was somehow gliding back and forth just like it would if an old grandma or elderly person was sipping tea and gently rocking, or the soft rocking that a mother might do to ease an infant child.
Draped across his lap was Mr. Clayton. The Puppet's eyes were closed as if it too were sleeping. The radio was on, and in between the static Shawn could hear the sound of the tapes. The tapes. Bradford's tapes. Tapes instructing a new user how to perform ventriloquism:
"The second part of the alphabet has 7 letters: B, F, M, P, V, W, and Y. If you try to pronounce these letters the same way you did the others, you will find that you have to move your lips. So, for the time being, substitute another sound for these letters. For example, try this sentence: “The bad boy blew up the big jet by using his brain.” Only with your mouth in the position described in STEP 1, say: “The dad doy dlew up the dig jet dy using his drain.” Again, focus strictly on your technique, avoiding any other thoughts or perceptions you may have."