Adam DeLacey:
Adam took the cloak and put it on. He tried to move the wardrobe to see what might be behind. The bats had to come from somewhere.
COUGH COUGH-- yellowish mold spores come up from the cloak when it's disturbed. UGH. This thing should be burned-- by lighting it on fire somewhere and then running upwind, fast.
(Adam, you choose: take 1 damage, or have ANOTHER 2 points added to your next roll.)
It turns out that there's nothing behind (nor under) the wardrobe. This is insane. (Is it more insane than vampires making zombie-like people who attack you, really, though? (Yes, now that you mention it, maybe it is, a little?!?))