Issue 01.3 - The Lady of the Pit
The guitar boy is a little weirded out initially by the telepathic syngerizing but eventually manages to get into the swing of the process. The reception of the other patrons in the bar also seem more tolerant and familiar with wonder-brand strangeness than a lot of the witchy-burny communities Muse as met.
Muse doesn't get to finish her whole set before the mercurial Colleen proves Legacy's suspicions warranted. Well, perhaps not entirely warranted.
"Aaaugh, what the hell?!" screams a young man, recoiling from the bar. It isn't hard to see what has him in a tizzy; a glowing pink vice with glittery heart and star stickers stuck on it has his hand in its grip, flesh bulging out and fingers bent in unseemly and unnatural angles.
The bartender sighs. The other patrons scoot away from the situation while sipping their drinks, not overly concerned but eager to not be in the blast radius if this worsens. "Colleen, what did I tell you about coming in here?"
"No bloodshed!" Colleen chirps innocently. "And look, not a drop spilled! He'll be fiiiine~"
Another, deeper sigh. "Sir, go see the doctor. I'll cover your tab."
"This psycho bitch put my HAND in a VICE! Is no one going to do anything?!"
At least twenty people stare at him as the awkward silence stretched out.
"You're all a bunch of fuckin' pussies!" the viced man declares before running for the door. Business very quickly resumes as if nothing has happened.
"This mimosa's great by the way; where'd you get oranges this time of year?"
"I see..." the bartendress replies to Amanda. She shakes a bit of ash from her cancer-stick and then takes a long time looking down and appraising her own hand. "I think I can relate. I have always been... off, there's a gap between me and other people I can never quite bridge. And when I manifested wondrous powers, I found I literally could not get close to people without setting them on fire. I haven't had skinship in... seven years. And everything I put in my mouth gets overcooked in seconds." She takes the opportunity of another cigarette draw to collect her thoughts.
"Obviously I don't have it as bad as you. But I can relate. It... it's poop from a butt, is what it is. And we both had to take a bite. Does that metaphor work?"
Teranovae traces over the conversation past like one of those old phonograph machines she had heard of that were antiques even before the war. The traveling party spent their most recent minutes debating food, drinks, and lodgings. Prior that they were chatting shit about wonders and goddesses and wondering if there was even a difference; talking with the guards and paying their entry fee to get into the city; gawking at the massive and elaborate stone wall and confirming with each other that it wasn't there last time they visited the Pitt.
The juicy information the earth goddess sought wasn't far in coming after that. Although the gossiping travelers don't discuss the exact information she is after, Teranovae does learn that the forest in question is out in Wyoming and that the goddess who lives there is supposedly quite mad and of the trickster disposition. She supposedly has been creating magical creatures to serve her, including a species of highly intelligent fairies and a wide variety of plant monsters that have been destroying settlements nearby. She has apparently been waging war with the nearby Barrier City 111 and even managed to force Mother to relocate most of her citizenry from the state.
The conversation before that is erratic and difficult to follow; the wind is picking up and dark clouds are beginning to peek out over the horizon, and the brewing storm is serving to degrade the "phonographic record" beyond that point.