Idea: CLOCKS
Have one thread:
When we reach XXX number of total posts, something will happen... No wait that'll slow it down.
If we don't reach XXX number of total posts by X date, something bad will happen.
Doing Y will stall the clock, or get rid of the threat...
Well wait, why not just post the clock in the thread? 3, 4, 8... Yeah, that could work...