Do you spin the bottle clockwise or counterclockwise?
A few years ago, at Morning Lessons:
"Holy Father Gromis, why does the sun rise in the east and set in the west?"
Gromis, an ancient, half-blind lector at the Solar Temple, hated interruptions. "What what? Brood, is that you? again? Heavens above and Hells below, what now."
"Brodd, Holy Father."
"Well, uhm, er, you see, Brodd ... the Divine will makes it thusly."
So naturally, when faced with this wine bottle conundrum, the correct way was the direction the sun traveled in the sky. Rising in the east as it always was the basis of Solar Order. Imagine if the sun suddenly moved the other way? Or rose when it should set? Those things didn't happen, and Order was preserved.
More pesky questions:
"But what about eclipses, Holy Father? And the seasons, the solstices? The short days and the long?" "Shush now, Brodd, there's some gruel pots that need scraping."
In full faith, Brodd turns the bottle clockwise, as is Right and Proper.
This message was last edited by the player at 18:09, Tue 06 Nov 2018.