The Stuntman:
Oh, no! She's an A-lister! I'm doomed!
EDIT: Wait... soap operas? Did her patron unironically like Forbidden Fruit?
Fortunately she doesn't know she is the main character in a show. ;)
And probably, EDB has dubious taste. Although it does like Humphrey Bogart movies. The original Phantom series, Flash Gordon, bodice rippers in general, and bad soaps. EDB doesn't really understand bad acting. ;)
AAAAAnd Desiree is on the scene! :D