Jon:
Smiles "I think for now, we just need some basic leather armor for each of us. For me, I am looking for a longsword, shield and a staff." Jon looks over at Ari "She will definitely want a doubled bladed axe and.." *grins* and gestures to Ari for what else she might like."
“Yes, milord,” the guard says, trying to be serious. He ruins it a little by chuckling nervously and doing the medieval equivalent of finger guns (which would be… finger bow and arrows? Snap and point?) and saying, “Heh, long as no axes get thrown at my head, though I guess that’d be y—uh..." (So it seems the gossips are definitely at it. "I mean. Yesmilordmilady.” He turns and grimaces like
what are you doing with your soon-to-be-severely-shortened-life. He clears his throat and turns back like he's steeling himself to be stabbed in the gut.
Ariadne:
Ariadne looked to Jon, and shrugged.
"I'm okay with a general tour, just seeing the basics."
Jon:
*grins* and nods "Well, Sir, um I'm sorry, we didn't get your name.?. But you heard the young lady." he teases.
"I'm Peregrine, uh, Perry, milord. O-okay, milady. Milady is from Shadow Earth, is she- er, is she not...? We have, uh... Quite a lot of Shadow Earth paraphenelia, or- uh, would you rather see other ... or I could... Right, the whole tour. So let's start over... Here. This is one of the oldest pieces, ancient Amber hist- history..."
And if it seems like neither Jon or Ariadne are going to stab him...
He'll walk them over to Oberon's first set of ring-mail, still in excellent condition, even though it is
ancient... explaining what it is and throwing in a story about the last time Oberon might have worn it...